DiscombobulateDan
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- Squid Game (TV 2021) (5)
- House M.D. (4)
- Political RPF - US 21st c. (4)
- Hannibal (TV) (4)
- Political RPF (3)
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Then, Hannibal bent down, noising against skin. He inhaled sharply, trying to take as much of Will into himself as possible. And when that wasn't enough, he lavished his tongue there too, scraping his teeth along the vulnerable surface, unable to bite for the mark it would inevitably leave.
Will's breath hitched. "D-doctor Lecter, what—"
"Hannibal." He would consider interrupting someone rude, but it currently worked to his advantage. Hypocritical or not. "You'll call me Hannibal."
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A morning in with the Sales-hoes in their new life together!
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A season 3 rewrite! cuz we all know that shit was ass.
Gi-hun knew that when he returned to the games, he wouldn't be lucky enough to make it out alive again. He didn't want to. If he could save at least one person on his way out, well, these games would have been worth it.
Young-il got in the way of everything.
"You thought I was gone," In-ho said smoothly, as if he was speaking some great truth into existence. Gi-hun supposed it sounded pretty damning, considering what those words were covering.
"And now, I don't know what to think." Gi-hun didn't miss the way In-ho eyed the lessened, but still unsubtle tremor in his hands.
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Soon, Will's blinks grow longer and his cheek hits the snow again, settling into it as if it was the softest pillow he had ever slept on. Hannibal watches as little shivers rack his body and the doctor has to physically force his eyes off him.
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Will's encephalitis is getting worse, but Hannibal realizes he can't let Will go just yet.
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"So, um... Will you marry me?" He asked In-ho's shirt rather than the man himself.
"What do you think, Gi-hun?" For a second, Gi-hun was stunned into silence by uncertainty. Does In-ho really want to marry him? Then, In-ho took his cheeks between his palms to catch his eyes. He stared deeply before leaning in.
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Craig Tucker ruined his own life. More importantly, he ruined Tweek’s. It was all too easy for him to pinpoint the exact moments where everything went wrong—his mind insisted on replaying them over and over and over.
If only those endless mental replays allowed him to actually go back and fix things.
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- Part 1 of South Park One-shots
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26 Mar 2026
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Craig is a youth pastor working for the local church in South Park. A series of bad events have been plaguing the town, thought to be the result of demon activity. He hates the creatures more than the average person, on account of an incident in his past which made him vow to fight against the devil's offspring and purge them from the human world forever. However, that sentiment gets him into one hell of an adventure when he is called to help investigate the supposed source of the demonic activity with a group of other pastors. He's had the full intention of destroying any demon that may cross his path ever since he became a pastor, so why would this investigation result in anything different from that?
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20 Mar 2026
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“I’m everything your parents hate. I’m poor, I'm rude, and I take up space. I’m nothing like you white picket fence fucks–no offense.”
Butters blinked at him, brows raised in a perpetual confusion.
“Are you sayin’...you want to be my parent's kid instead?”
Kenny burst out into laughter at the mere suggestion of that.
“Hell no! What I mean is-” he sighed, deciding how he should best explain the genius of this plan to Butters. "Date me."
Or: Kenny pretends to be Butters' boyfriend in a scheme to get the Stotch's to stop grounding him.
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- Part 1 of The Carrot and Stick Approach
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23 Feb 2026
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Love's Messy but We Make it Work by littledemon66 for UniqueMemoria, Fenethra
Fandoms: South Park
14 Oct 2020
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Kenny, also known as Mysterion, is dating Butters and is Professor Chaos' rival. There's no way this could possibly be a problem.
AKA my hot take on the Bunny love square
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13 Feb 2026
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Kyle and Cartman wake up to find out they're in each other's bodies. What starts as a completely disastrous day for the both of them, slowly turns into an existential revelation.
Written for day 6 of Kyman Week. The prompts were 'Bodyswap' and 'Fighting'.Series
- Part 6 of Kyman Week 2022
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07 Feb 2026