Dying_In_A_Gay_Way



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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Decepticons wage their battles! to destroy! self-righteous forces of....the autobots!

    A collection of slice‑of‑life one‑shots where the mighty warriors of the Decepticon cause trip over their own egos, argue about nonsense, and somehow keep the Nemesis (mostly) intact.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Big fan big fan really good you see-

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    “You conjunxed Megatron,” Skywarp smiled, smug and stupid. “You conjunxed him HARD.”

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    17 Mar 2026

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    The trash compactors

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Megatron dramatically threw his cube to the floor, where it bounced off the metal, hit his own pede, and then slid off to the side. Starscream stared at it. "Did something change? Are you now too bored to reciprocate?"

    "I can electrify your chair if you want," Starscream said lamely.

    "I want you to want it," replied Megatron.

    Secret Solenoid 2023

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Meow

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    Waking up from a 600-year long cursed sleep—and finding his manor and town completely destroyed—inspires a lot of feelings in Scott. Anger. Vengefulness. Annoyance. Hatred. Insatiable hunger for human flesh and blood.

    But more than anything, he is reallyyyyyy tired.

    Too tired to bother with an elaborate song and dance for the human intruders in Oakhurst.

    Or: Scott is 10% tireder when he wakes up from his slumber and doesn't hide that he's a vampire from the beginning.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Delicious and tasty only a little in the innuendo way

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    There's a mild coding virus spreading through the Decepticon ranks. Fortunately, Megatron is immune. Unfortunately, Starscream isn't, and he's quarantined in Megatron's office.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Never leave skywarp in charge