EdenSatire



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Venti is cool and I used to be obsessed with genshin back then before Sumeru came out

    I guess you can sort of see the energy/vibe of a mihoyo game (yes I STILL call it Mihoyo)

    I hope you enjoy reading this

    Words:
    3,815
    Works:
    2
  2. Summary

    HOW AND WHY DID YOU FIND THIS

     

    Anyways,

    if you do read this, I am not responsible for any problems that may occur afterwards

     

    DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!!!!!

    Words:
    1,216
    Works:
    2
  3. Summary

    A collection of stories revolving around the story of "Trash of the Count's Family".

    Words:
    3,573
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
  4. Summary

    a collection of stories based on a discord server with the same name.

    Words:
    23,990
    Works:
    1

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Standing in a T&I observation room three stories underground behind one-way glass with his arms crossed and feet spread hip-width apart, Kakashi watches Root operative, orphan, missing person of eight years, civilian born Haruno Sakura spit blood in Yamanaka Inoichi’s face, a small chunk of flesh stuck between her lateral incisor and cuspid as she snarls like an animal, and thinks:

    She should have been on his team.

    In which Sakura forgets, Sai pretends, and Kakashi can't tell if he's failing the mission.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    150,373
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    250
    Kudos:
    996
    Bookmarks:
    405
    Hits:
    28,697

    10 Aug 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit this world building, story, characterization, plot, did I say story? ITS SO GOOD. Holy.

    It’s

    It’s so beautiful

    I will constantly be waiting for updates

    13

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    A world so familiar yet foreign and sent on a god given mission, 3 traverse into unknown while having a guide. They pass through trials as they become pillars of the social lites of the academy, learning and training for the end of the road to return home. To return to their family while connecting with others, will they be able to let go of them to return? Your guess is as good as their own.

     

    Or, Cale, Choi Han, and Raon are sent to collect Tom’s soul like Pokémon cards and send them over to the God of Death so they can save the future while Cale relives his Harry Potter faze
    (Cross published onto Wattpad w/ the same title, I'm sorry for the slow updates I swear I'm working on it ;^;)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,611
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    1,960
    Bookmarks:
    372
    Hits:
    34,995

    14 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AHHHH

    10

    EDIT; AHHHH AN UPDATE WAEWA

  3. Rec 67

    Tags
    Summary

    "He’s afraid of the unknown, and whenever he looks you in the eye, that’s all there is to see."

    [𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒!𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑] ♡ In a world filled with heroes and villains, Kaneko [Name] finds themself wanting to be... a detective? As an avid hater of people they deem boring, [Name] grows up with certain eccentrics that teaches them that to-be heroes are the strangest of them all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78,536
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    464
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    10,742

    12 Nov 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I

    I

    ...

    This is the first time I’ve felt emotions pulse through words on a screen—a force so tangible, it grips at my chest and leaves me breathless. The author’s skillful weaving of every line, every sentence, feels like alchemy, like they’ve carved out a masterpiece from fragments, stitching together pieces as if this story were some glorious, imperfect creature of their own making, a living, breathing Frankenstein’s monster.

    Their language is both blade and balm, cutting through the surface and reaching into depths I hadn’t thought words could touch. With a careful hand, they’ve bound together hope and sorrow, fury and tenderness, decorating each page with raw feeling that refuses to be ignored. And I find myself unable to look away, reading each sentence as though it carries an incantation, a kind of magic that brings the characters to life, leaving their hearts bare on the screen. I can see their trembling hopes, hear the unspoken aches in their voices, as if they were people I’ve known all my life.

    I am left speechless, truly shaken by the beauty of it, and yet—there is something profoundly heartbreaking in realizing this masterpiece, crafted with such precision, was left behind, orphaned. To think that these characters, so alive, were abandoned to the unknown, existing only here, waiting for someone brave enough to reach out, to feel the echo of their souls through the words on a page.

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Who are you?"

    "No," Cale Henituse held out a gun, effectively shooting the sword that was previously pointed at him away to the furthest corner of the train, "Who are you?"
    ***
    Yoo Joonghyuk's thoughts spiraled for a moment—grabbing at scraps of half-finished theories and abandoned timelines.

    Was this round… another failure before it even started?

    The idea hit him like a hammer to the chest.

    Each regression was a reset. A new chance to set things right. To do better. To avoid the deaths, the betrayals, the pain. But if this was how things were going from the get-go—if pieces were showing up in the wrong places, forming bonds they shouldn't even have, aligning themselves with unpredictable outsiders—

    His jaw tightened, fingers twitching just slightly at his side.

    He hated this. This uncertainty. This lack of control.

    He glanced at Cale again, eyes sharpening like the edge of a blade.

    Who was this man?

    More importantly—

    What the hell did he know?

    Because if this redhead thought for one second that he could derail Yoo Joonghyuk’s plans, steal his allies, and waltz through scenarios like some self-insert protagonist—

    He had another thing coming.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,302
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    753
    Kudos:
    3,216
    Bookmarks:
    611
    Hits:
    48,707

    26 Sep 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    looking forward to this until i saw the "last updated"

    12

    EDIT; NEW YEAR NEW UPDATE YOOOOOO

    EDIT1; AHHHHHHH NEW UPDATE OMG

    EDIT2; UPDATEEE

  5. Rec 21

    Tags
    Summary

    Crowmark Spritzer, a detective from the idyllic Brooklyn, moves to the picturesque coastal town of Maple Bay with his spawn, lovingly named Amanda. He is forty-eight, loves his daughter, and enjoys walks on the beach (maybe like three minutes, depending on his back). He's got a heart of gold underneath that gruff exterior, and his introverted and endearingly blunt disposition will capture the heart of many an eligible dad in Maple Bay. This narrates his journey in love and life with a dose of laughter and mystery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    198,337
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,076

    18 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    WAWA

    10