Eetfuk
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Dave Mustaine didn’t even want to go to this party to begin with. When he runs into James Hetfield, he DEFINITELY doesn’t want to be there. But free beer is pretty cool and so is fucking your ex band mate I guess.
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“What the fuck, Will- it’s almost midnight-”
“Mack hit his head.”
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- Part 5 of Epilepsy in the NHL
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15 Mar 2026
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a series of phone calls between jack hughes and trevor zegras cataloging their relationship throughout the years until trevor's death
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13 Mar 2026
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Something about Mack wearing his name gets Will all hot and bothered.
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- Part 2 of Exercises in Wanting
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13 Mar 2026
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Auston's about to start brushing his teeth when he sees another string of messages on his lock screen.
jackhughes: cool
5 minutes ago.
jackhughes: u wanna chill after the game next mnth ?
5 minutes ago.
jackhughes: like to hu
1 minute ago.Auston is lost for a few seconds trying to decipher what is being asked of him. He sets his toothbrush down on the counter and stares for a minute.
austonmatthews: ?
jackhughes: like sex
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- Part 1 of Auston/Jack/Nico
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12 Mar 2026
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“Hey,” Quinn starts, “Have you guys ever shot-gunned before?”
Kirill, looking up at the sky says, “What is shotgun? Like-” He mocks cocking a gun and shooting it, sound effects, included.
They all giggle and Quinn shakes his head, “No, no, like- like, I take a hit and then exhale it into somebody else’s mouth. So they get the second hand smoke.” He turns to Matt and Brock. “Have either of you guys? We could just show him,” He shrugs like this is normal. Maybe it is to Quinn, maybe Matt’s the weird one.
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12 Mar 2026