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  1. Public Bookmark 17

    One Dream, One Soul, One Prize, One Goal by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    08 Mar 2026

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    The trouble with being an 'us' is that it takes up a lot of time that Aziraphale used to spend reading.

    If only there could be two of him.

    And if only he could stay on task.

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    11 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

    Dungeons & Date Night, ILLUSTRATED by eklmrlos by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    24 Feb 2026

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    The inspiration for this came from beloved Good Omens fandom favourite Deathbybadger on bluesky, who used to run Sotheran’s twitter account and is our honourary real-world Aziraphale. He shared the following post:

    “So I am reading this old 1980 D&D module and it goes "AREA 47: the owner of this operation, Kadish, is a blatant (as opposed to latent) homosexual, that should give you a good idea as to how he will act towards a party of men" and actually I support kadish in all his endeavours”

    To which my response was:
    “When there’s no Grindr, the only solution to tempt a bunch of buff muscular bears to visit you is to build a dungeon to draw in barbarian swordsmen. SURPRISE! It’s a date! (Leave swords at the door, canapés on the table, wine in the cellar next to the skeleton decorations.)”

    So of course Crowley is the serpent beast, and Aziraphale is the wandering hero. Let the flirting begin…

    Look, I know there's not much plot going on here but sometimes all you want is a funny excuse to smoosh these ineffable idiots together and let them get spicy.

    Illustrations by eklmrlos https://bsky.app/profile/elkmrlos.bsky.social

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    25 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 88

    Temptation Incarnate by for Miele_Petite, theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    12 Jun 2020

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    Crowley is good at tempting, even when he doesn't mean to be. One evening in the bookshop, Aziraphale decides to ask some questions, gets some answers, and something else he's wanted for a long time. Ineffable silliness, fluff, nonsense, softness, giggling, loving, naughty shenanigans, banter, possibly aardvarks, and Crowley gets one hell of a surprise.

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    14 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Where the East Wind Blows by for Seekingjoy

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    11 Feb 2026

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    British cities are poorly equipped to deal with heatwaves, and Aziraphale is suffering in the hot weather. On the day the heatwave finally breaks, he is so delighted that he unwittingly makes a vow to the breeze.

    The problem is, the breeze hears him.

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    12 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

    The Order of The Closed Fist by ,

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

    Excerpt:

    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    08 Feb 2026