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    This series follows Tuzok Rah-katar, Half-Orc Barbarian and Zephyr Vallyn, Air Genasi Ranger/Rogue while they fall in love and save the world. Their other party members, Human Paladin Stok Halfhatch and secretly-a-silver-dragon-the-whole-time Cleric Betti Pyrebluff are along for the ride as well.

    These stories are based off a level 15-20 Dungeons and Dragons campaign that recently finished and I still have a lot of feelings about it. Please enjoy!

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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    SDN Employee Handbook, Page 12:

    Personal relationships between colleagues are permitted, provided they are conducted in a professional manner and do not interfere with work performance. All employees are expected to maintain professional conduct at all times in the workplace and avoid behavior that may cause difficulty, embarrassment, or discomfort to others.

    Navigating workplace romances is hard enough even when they don't involve ex-supervillains with mile-high egos.

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    “Do you think it's a sign of some deeper issue?” Robert muses, eyes tracing the deep v of his ridiculous suit and ducking the swipe of Chase's hand.

    “Brain damage, probably.” Chase nods. Not entirely impossible, considering his lifestyle.

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    Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.

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    "It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."

    Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."

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    "He swallows hard and licks his lips. The Enterprise has a Vulcan on board doesn't it? He resolves himself to stay as far away as possible, so he won’t blurt out anything dumb. He’s met Vulcans before and none of them liked him much. Illogical, they called him. Leonard knows enough about their culture to recognise it as an insult. Bastards."

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    Spock moves in with McCoy in his lab and they have to learn to share the same space.

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