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    Peter Parker always kind of thought that getting bitten by a spider in his teens and subsequently developing all sorts of non-human anatomy was the worst it was going to get for him. He couldn’t have been more wrong and he was one of the lucky ones.

    The spider was just a shot over the bow, though. The foam on a wave from an ocean of shit that no one realized was coming until it was too late. Animals started to mutate, although scientists didn’t know how or why, or when. The biological changes were sudden, happening at an alarming rate, spreading to humans through bites and contaminated feces and who knew what else.

    Then, humans began mutating on their own, without the nudge from the animal kingdom. And that’s when things got much, much worse. Like losing sentience worse.

    It turns out that no one expects zombies.

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    Peter Parker and Wade Wilson navigate zombies, religious extremists, and each other as they try to survive the apocalypse. What started as a kidnapping morphs into a weird bond between the two but sometimes it feels like only one of them can survive.

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    Peters has fangs now. Sure, whatever, his life is weird enough already, but when he discovers that he also produces venom, it becomes a whole new problem. How will he figure out what exactly his new fangs are capable of? How is he supposed to fight the urge not to bite every criminal he comes across?
    Plus, as if he didn’t already have his hands full, a mercenary called Deadpool is insisting on joining him during all his patrols. Peter’s life is a nightmare, and all he wants is something to chew on.

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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