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    The story of Will Halstead and Connor Rhodes’s relationship told with generous amounts of whump, hurt/comfort, and fluff.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Harley takes a deep breath, preparing to tell Ivy everything.

    Instead, she starts crying. The ugly kind of crying, with snot running everywhere and her face getting all blotchy and red like her old makeup when she didn’t bother to take it off. Ivy retrieves a box of tissues and hands one over, looking bewildered, and Harley blows into it with a clown-nose honk. It would be funny if everything wasn’t so awful.

    “I’m a terrible person, Pam!” she wails.

    “If this is about the things the Joker made you do, you’re not responsible for all of that,” Ivy says firmly.

    But Harley shakes her head. “It’s not! It’s what I did! I- I hurt the baby Robin, and then I left him all alone in the dark because it was the only way I could get out and he’s been down there forever and he might even be dead and if he is dead then it’s all my fault!”

    “…okay,” Ivy says, sounding very confused and very concerned. “Harley, if you mean the baby bird in the yard, it’s okay. You didn’t hurt it, and it’s not dead.”

    Harley shakes her head. “Not that robin! Robin robin!”

    “What robin?” Ivy asks helplessly.

    “Batman’s Robin!”

    Or: Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy rescue Jason Todd from beneath Arkham Asylum.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    "He's just like-"
    “Like you were, when you first came here?” Xavier’s gaze was far too piercing. It sliced Logan to the bone, and he could feel his skin prickle where phantom blades cut through it.
    “Exactly,” Logan growled, refusing to let Xavier see just how much that bothered him. “That’s why the kid’s dangerous.”
    “That’s why he needs help,” Xavier pressed gently, as if he was chiding Logan for his hostility. “And that is why you are the best equipped to help him.”
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    In which Logan accidentally volunteers to help babysit the latest addition to the Xavier Institute, a strange new student that was quite literally left on their doorstep. However, this student isn't quite a "student" at all; it is a weapon left without a handler. Unfortunately, the new mutant now thinks Logan is his handler. Even more unfortunately, Logan knows more about this situation than he would like to.

    AKA an AU that embellishes on the fact that Kurt was being used as a weapon by Stryker at the beginning of X2, turning the situation into a recovery scenario that ends up helping both Kurt and Logan overcome their Weapon X conditioning.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    Ghost pulled her out of hell; half-conscious, entirely broken- and carrying scars he's all too familiar with.

    CIA contractor Dr. Leah Marshall survived captivity, but that doesn’t mean she’s safe.

    Four months after she vanished, she’s back and under the 141’s protection- and neither she nor Ghost knows what to make of the fragile thread pulling between them.

    But one thing’s certain: they’ll need each other if they want to survive what’s coming.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    The leader stepped forward, and the betas flanking him moved further out to the side to keep a clear line of fire on Max without impeding the alpha’s progress. The alpha’s nostrils flared and his advancing steps stuttered, pausing and then resuming twice as fast. Max felt a sick little swoop in his belly, grim satisfaction that his plan was working mixed with an awareness of what that would mean for him later. Guns down, gentlemen. Oscar protocol.

    The betas lowered their rifles instantly, pointing them at the ground in front of Max instead of his chest. Max took a deeper breath in, his tension easing a bit as he moved past the part of the plan where he might just get shot dead before he had a chance to try to bargain. It had always been a risk; it had just seemed like a better death than slow starvation.

    The alpha stepped closer, looking him over. He was a big man, but also quiet, light on his feet. Max tipped his chin up. It was a gesture of submission, and it showed that his neck was bare. No bonding bites, no competing claims. The added vulnerability made him tremble a little harder, but it was worth it for the way the alpha zeroed in on his throat.

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    30 Sep 2024