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    to protect a kingdom (is to protect you) by

    Fandoms: Merlin (TV)  

    19 Feb 2026

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    Merlin isn't the first servant Arthur found a friend in. The daughter of one of his childhood nannies, Eira, has served as his maidservant her entire life. When Merlin is appointed as Arthur's permanent manservant, and the assignment goes well, Eira is reassigned - only no one asked for her to be reassigned.

    Eira's life spirals out of control, the new knights start to take advantage of their station, Merlin decides he needs to protect her, and Arthur is determined to figure out what's happened to leave a bad taste in his mouth without knowing Eira's been reassigned. Featuring good!Uther (as good as Uther can get), protective!Morgana, and Arthur's morally ambiguous attempts to keep both his servants alive and safe with guest appearances by various Knights of the Round Table!

    -Check notes for trigger warnings!

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Matches Malone Has Too Many Kids by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    12 Aug 2023

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    Over the years it has become known that similair to Bruce Wayne and Batman, Matches Malone has a slowly growing army of children. This is the story of how all the Batkids developed their Malone identities.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    05 Dec 2025

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    The Story of Us (Zeldee’s Version) by ,

    Fandom Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo

    01 Jan 2024

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    A Kazolai trilogy. What would happen if Nikolai went to school in Ketterdam with Jesper and Kaz?
    The answer is, Wylan finds escape from the canal much easier, Kaz has an anchor besides his brother and the Barrel, and when jurda parem hits the market, there’s a seventh crow on his way to Fjerda.

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Much later, baby, you'll be saying never mind by

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types  

    26 Feb 2022

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    “I hate to intrude,” Alfred said, somehow utterly coherent despite being in his dressing gown and slippers, as he stuck his head into the kitchen. “But I would advise checking your voicemail.”

    “Who was it? Lucius?” Bruce muttered into his mug.

    “No,” Alfred said, and for the first time in months, a note of something like pressing urgency crept into his crisp accent. “A certain Miss Belgrave.”

    “Who?” Bruce looked up, scowling. “Is she one of Dick’s teachers?”

    Alfred arched a single eyebrow.

    …“Hi Bruce… if this is actually your number…” A woman’s scratchy, uncertain voice filled the silent kitchen. There was a quaver of nervous, watery laughter, as if she were on the verge of tears. “I just thought I should… um, let you know… I waited until I could see my obgyn, so you wouldn’t think this was some- well, you probably do, but- I’m pregnant. And I know you would probably want a paternity test, or whatever, so that’s happening… Oh, shit, I just thought I should let you know I’m keeping it. Um. That’s decided.” Her voice shook so badly for a second he thought the voicemail had dissolved into static. “Bye!” She hung up.

    Bruce stared at the phone for so long his tea grew cold.

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    05 Nov 2025