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broke bad during holy war by 42nd
Fandoms: State SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Good Omens (TV)
09 Mar 2026
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"So hypothetically," starts Mr Saparata, which means it is very real. Micro can only hope the man did not get scammed again. "If one wanted to get divorced, how would they go about that?"
What.
"You are married?!" He blurts in confusion.
"No, not me," makes a face Saparara, before seeing sheer skepticism radiating out of Micro and promptly giving up, "So ehm... He asked me to sign something. And I did.... I just found out now it was a marriage certificate."
"Wait, now?"
"He is, eh, moving in?" says another man sheepishly.
Micro immediately sprints to the front gate. He sees a moving truck and a man in a rich coat ordering people around. As the man turns, he is meet with violet eyes, and he instantly knows that the man in front of him is a fucking scummer.
You know like scummer sees a scummer from a far.
Or Canadian cartel tries to help local white man get divorced and accidently hitchhike their way into a holy war.
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10 Mar 2026
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eyes on the road by pitcherpods
Fandoms: House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP, MCSR (Minecraft Speedrunning)
19 Feb 2026
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Silverr knows things about Doogile like the precise curve of his stick blade, that it's a custom one, a hybrid between a couple commercially available options; that he likes the power it gives to his slapshots and the control when he's stickhandling the puck.
Nothing like—his favourite colour. The kind of air freshener he keeps in his car.
"Silverr."
His breath catches, and the guilty twist in his chest feels like he's been caught wanting something he shouldn't. "Yeah?" he ekes out.
Doogile glances over. Eyes him a little weird. "Where's your house?"
Silverr exhales like he's taken a rough check and leans over the console to punch his address into the GPS.
(doogile is the brightest prospect their team has signed in years. no one understands this better than silverr.)
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- Part 1 of there’s nowhere to go but on
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04 Mar 2026
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There are many dangerous things about Saparata, but by far the most dangerous is simply how well he knows Fluixon. It would be difficult to not know Flux, at this point, after cycling through what must be a million universes by now. He knows Flux's habits and patterns. He understands the things that Flux doesn't yet know about himself.
Which means when they spawn into a new world again, whatever uncountable number they’re on, Flux knows he's short on time. Because Saps is a heat-seeking missile, and Flux is his only target. Sooner or later, Saparata will find his way to him.
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18 Feb 2026
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In the absence of an evening, Parrot whispers, suddenly. “Would you die for me?”
Wifies turns a page. “You’re so curious today.”
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“You got your sword?” Lomedy asks.
Flame lifts Fragger up for Lomedy to see. Its edge is sharp, serrated; long as the length of his arm and so darkly red that it’s almost black. It’s a fighter’s weapon. “I thought I wasn’t allowed to kill.”
“You’re not.” Lomedy hums. He looks Fragger over once, then nods. “Yeah, I think that’ll be good for splitting the bamboo.”
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“Mapicc, Mapicc, May-may-may-picc!”
“Whaaaaaaat?” murmurs a slump of black-and-red hoodie in the corner, which would resolve, eventually, if pestered enough, into his good friend–maybe even best friend–Mapicc.
“I’m bored,” Spoke sighs.
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“That’s the wrong book,” Eggchan hisses, directly in his face.
“You’re the wrong book!” Wemmbu says back, at a normal volume, in a nonchalant way, quickly raising his most nonchalant mace.
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Unstable protagonists and their deuteragonists, all across the timeline.
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- Part 1 of toss a coin
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25 Jan 2026
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exit wounds by meridies, thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Feb 2026
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Saps presses forward and slashes again. He hears the whole crowd scream, the sound muffled as if from underwater. The floor is wet and iron-rich and his whole head is pounding. He’s waited for this moment for longer than anyone here knows.
He raises his axe into the air and Flux reaches a bare hand up and shouts, “Wait!”
or, Flux surrenders in the colosseum. The rest of the world tries to figure out what to do with him.
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- Part 1 of state smp
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