ImSuckAtNamingThings



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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Blumenthal was something else, once.
    There was power in this earth.
    And that - that changes a lot.

    snapshots from ages 8, 10, 12, 14, and 17.

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    “The Bright Queen will not allow Essek to teach me any more dunamancy. And I cannot talk him into disobeying her. So, I am taking a different approach. Hopefully a more… effective one.”

    “You mean you're sleeping with him in exchange for magic lessons?”

    Caleb winced at Beau's bluntness. "Not exactly."

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    Caleb has a plan. Caleb has done this before. Caleb knows what he's doing.

    (Caleb doesn't know anything, especially about his own feelings.)

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    Love love love love love

  3. Public Bookmark 88

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    There is an unspoken rule in every lecture hall about seating. The front is for suck ups, the middle for the kids who are still scared enough of their parents to try and get Bs. The very back, though? That was where it was at. Beau could show up 15 minutes late, slide into the back row, and play games on her phone until the professor concluded talking about whatever they were talking about and let her go. There was a camaraderie to it, too, being surrounded by people who didn't give a shit.

    Which is why that one dude who kept showing up and taking detailed notes in the back row pissed her off more than she cared to admit.

    (a M9 college AU involving academic blackmail, learning ancient languages to impress girls, and figuring out what the hell Caleb's deal is, anyway)

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    Ooooooooo I hope this fic will continue someday, I love this so much!

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Eodwulf’s growls sound like an animal’s when he starts thrusting into Bren, pushing himself up from the bed with his hands left and right to Bren’s shoulders. Bren gets the breath knocked out of him for a second, but that’s exactly what he’s been looking for. He wants Eodwulf to take him like this, wants to stop feeling, to stop thinking. And nothing is better for that than Eodwulf fucking him like the world is going to end tomorrow.

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  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    “I can seduce him,” Caleb says.
    Of all the things Essek was expecting him to say, this wasn’t it. Essek feels something heavy settle in his gut at Caleb’s discomforted visage and his ears pin back against his skull. Caleb’s hands flutter nervously, and there’s a moment of palpable silence.
    “What?” Fjord says finally. The utter bafflement on his face seems to mirror the feelings of everyone else around the circle. “Cay, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
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    Or: Caleb offers an unconventional option for completing a mission and Essek and the Nein make a startling realization.

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