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The Pros and Cons of Corners by Angel Ascending (angel_in_ink)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
26 Mar 2018
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“You don’t have to hide from me, you know. I will not bite you.” The man’s voice was soft, thick with an accent that Nott could not identify. He didn’t look over in Nott’s direction when he spoke, just kept looking at the window.
Nott didn’t move from her corner. She liked corners in general. No one could sneak up on you when you were in a corner. Though, now that she thought about it, being in a corner meant there was no where else to go if someone was in front of you. Like everything that might offer Nott safety, there was always a catch.
“My name is Caleb,” the man said. “Caleb Widogast.”
“I’m Nott,” Nott said, because that’s what you were supposed to do when someone gave you their name, you gave yours back. Besides, talking to the stranger would at least help distract her a little.
There was a pause. “You’re not what?”
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- Part 1 of Everything She's Not(t)
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27 Mar 2026
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Caduceus has noticed that both Caleb and Jester like an audience. One night he decides to see what the other members of their little polycule will think about being that audience. They think “yes please”, Nott thinks “nope nope nope I’m going on watch with the cat”.
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- Part 8 of Trans Caleb AU
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27 Mar 2026
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Ask Me No Questions, I'll Tell You No Lies by CatKing_Catkin
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
12 Feb 2019
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So he wasn't a virgin anymore.
Yasha had asked him if hiring a couple of companions for his first time might have been excessive even by his standards. But really, as far as Molly was concerned, it had been the only sensible choice. How better to make sure his introduction to sex was good than to get a professional involved - two professionals, even, to make sure the bases were really covered.
Or at least, he'd thought the bases were covered.
Then he'd started getting Caleb talking.
(Written for the Critical Role kink meme. The prompt was for a take where Molly is actually very sexually inexperienced - he's only been alive two years after all - and Caleb is actually sexually experienced, but for entirely terrible reasons related to his past. Miscommunication happens resulting in a mutual panic attack, followed by actual communication and eventual healthy kinky fluff.)
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- Part 1 of Safe, Sane, Consensual
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26 Mar 2026
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The first time he has sex with Mollymauk, it's to get Mollymauk to leave him alone.
It doesn't work.
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- Part 2 of supplication
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26 Mar 2026
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“Never have I ever been married.” Caduceus says, for want of a better question, and Caleb drinks.
The second Jester opens her mouth to ask, Caleb excuses himself and heads into the tents.
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- Part 1 of supplication
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26 Mar 2026
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Caleb's daemon is severed by Trent.
It would be more of a problem if he didn't have Frumpkin with him.
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26 Mar 2026
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Archmage Ikithon, a man of talent and supreme annoyance, brought three students to a diplomatic meeting with the Arcana Pansophical.
This choice has far-reaching complications, especially when you factor in a healthy scoop of meddling foreign mages, a goblin butler, and an elf who has far too much of a soft spot for adventurers.
Because after all - Allura Vysoren has faced down dragons, demons, and Vox Machina before they got their act together.
A single corrupt mage? Hell - even an entire fleet of corrupt mages?Well.
She welcomes the challenge.
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- Part 3 of garden in your soul
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25 Mar 2026
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Blumenthal was something else, once.
There was power in this earth.
And that - that changes a lot.snapshots from ages 8, 10, 12, 14, and 17.
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- Part 1 of garden in your soul
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25 Mar 2026
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the risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math by the_littlest_goblin
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
08 Sep 2019
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“The Bright Queen will not allow Essek to teach me any more dunamancy. And I cannot talk him into disobeying her. So, I am taking a different approach. Hopefully a more… effective one.”
“You mean you're sleeping with him in exchange for magic lessons?”
Caleb winced at Beau's bluntness. "Not exactly."
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Caleb has a plan. Caleb has done this before. Caleb knows what he's doing.
(Caleb doesn't know anything, especially about his own feelings.)
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There is an unspoken rule in every lecture hall about seating. The front is for suck ups, the middle for the kids who are still scared enough of their parents to try and get Bs. The very back, though? That was where it was at. Beau could show up 15 minutes late, slide into the back row, and play games on her phone until the professor concluded talking about whatever they were talking about and let her go. There was a camaraderie to it, too, being surrounded by people who didn't give a shit.
Which is why that one dude who kept showing up and taking detailed notes in the back row pissed her off more than she cared to admit.
(a M9 college AU involving academic blackmail, learning ancient languages to impress girls, and figuring out what the hell Caleb's deal is, anyway)
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25 Mar 2026
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Ooooooooo I hope this fic will continue someday, I love this so much!
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Eodwulf’s growls sound like an animal’s when he starts thrusting into Bren, pushing himself up from the bed with his hands left and right to Bren’s shoulders. Bren gets the breath knocked out of him for a second, but that’s exactly what he’s been looking for. He wants Eodwulf to take him like this, wants to stop feeling, to stop thinking. And nothing is better for that than Eodwulf fucking him like the world is going to end tomorrow.
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- Part 1 of Before Trostenwald
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25 Mar 2026
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“I can seduce him,” Caleb says.
Of all the things Essek was expecting him to say, this wasn’t it. Essek feels something heavy settle in his gut at Caleb’s discomforted visage and his ears pin back against his skull. Caleb’s hands flutter nervously, and there’s a moment of palpable silence.
“What?” Fjord says finally. The utter bafflement on his face seems to mirror the feelings of everyone else around the circle. “Cay, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”
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Or: Caleb offers an unconventional option for completing a mission and Essek and the Nein make a startling realization.Series
- Part 2 of Adventurer Essek
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25 Mar 2026
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He’s still waiting for the other shoe to drop though-- those many months ago Beauregard and Veth had spoken of punishment, of retribution. He knew he deserved it and he was sure they meant he’d be turned in for his crimes. Executed, tortured, maybe even by the Nein themselves. It would have been a cruel fate, to be punished so severely by the only friends he’d ever held dear. Or maybe, he thought, they would leave his fate to the Assembly, or to the Queen. They did none of the above. Instead, they had held out a hand to him, welcomed him amongst their odd little patchwork group, and told him it was his job now to spread good. It was still taking him a bit of time to adjust.
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- Part 1 of Adventurer Essek
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25 Mar 2026
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Intelligence Saving Throw by JustLouHere
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), Critical Role (Web Series) RPF
30 Jun 2020
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A quest to find incriminating evidence on Trent Ikithon takes a turn for the worse.
MATT: You guys watch, as Trent finishes the incantation, Caleb seems to stumble back from an unseen force, before clutching his head and falling to his knees. You watch as his eyes flicker back and forth with his brow furrowed before he blinks a few times and his hands just drop from his head onto his lap and he just stares blankly into the middle distance.
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24 Mar 2026
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Caleb made his fire burn brighter. To his disappointment, the man’s grin only widened.
“Easy there, friend. I’m not here for a fight.”
(or: Caleb gets a midnight visit from a stranger in a raven cloak)
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24 Mar 2026
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which would you choose? (i’d give anything to believe you) by sockablock
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
13 Nov 2019
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Essek's long, embroidered sleeve presses up against his mouth. Caleb notes the careful, blank lines of his expression, knows that something’s hidden, even if he can’t see what.
But before he can ask any questions, Essek grunts.
The inelegance of it all catches Caleb by surprise.
“Are you—”
“I am fine.” The reply is swift. “Just, ah…excuse me, a moment.”
(or: local tutor is more lovesick than he bargained for)
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24 Mar 2026
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“Caleb,” Yasha says his name carefully. “Nott and Jester. They will want to say goodbye.”
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24 Mar 2026
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The Creator by digital_problem (Koles_a_Freak)
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
22 Mar 2026
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“Did you need anything?” So ready to leave and abandon Caine to himself. What a selfish Creator Kinger had turned out to be.
“What if I need you to stay here?” Kinger folded his hands and stared at them.
“Then there’s nothing I can do about it, is there?”Bookmarked by ImSuckAtNamingThings
23 Mar 2026
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Fjord and Caleb develop a routine at night, Caleb reading his books and Fjord mending his and his friends' clothes.
Or: In which Caleb greatly resembles his familiar, and Fjord understands the virtues of patience, quiet, and boundaries.
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21 Mar 2026
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Caleb feels his hair falling heavily over one shoulder, loose at the back. He reaches up, manacle clanking, and feels that Essek has woven braids into his hair on one side, some large and chunky, some thin and delicate. His eyebrows climb and he looks at the drow who seems almost to… blush? “Apologies – you were in pain and I… I do not deal well with being helpless. You can take them out, I know they are not an Empire style.”
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20 Mar 2026