JustAnotherMutantKid
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- Hermitcraft SMP (142)
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I Hate Magic, Why is Everything Sparkly? by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Mar 2026
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They didn’t have time to turn before something moved on the opposite side of the street. Hels didn’t catch more than a blur of movement before something pricked his neck. He blinked, pulling a dart from his neck. There was a small clear tube within, with a single drop of sparkly blue fluid inside it. He staggered as everything blurred. The world around him turned into a swirl of colors, flickering and shifting in front of him. He squinted through the swirling pastels. Too bright. Everything was too bright — He felt his body lurch, unable to feel where he was to catch himself as he collapsed. A loud ringing encompassed him, and he groaned as the pain in his head pulsed incessantly. He managed to slur Ex’s name. Something brushed his back, and he snapped back into reality. Mostly. He still wasn’t seeing everything right — there was a shining film over parts of his vision, blurring a lot of what lay beyond it, but there were some clear sections.
In one of those, he could see masked people grabbing Ex by the shoulders and torso. They were fighting back, managing to kick at least one of them in the nuts, but it didn’t seem to matter. There were too many of them — They were losing. Hels didn’t think. He just moved.
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Stop Sticking My Loved Ones In Hourglasses! by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Mar 2026
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The room was exactly as he left it, with the exception of a few moved objects. One of Hels’ swords propped up in a corner. A pan on the stove, likely containing some sort of caked-on sauce he’d complain about having to clean later. A book lying face-down on an end table next to Hels’ spot on the couch. Everything was in its place. He let out a slow sigh, shutting and locking the door behind him.
He made it to his room, pausing. The door was cracked open. The air inside felt stale against his skin — something was wrong. Someone had been in here. He slowly pushed the door open, stepping inside. There was something sitting on his bed, lying on top of his blanket. He didn’t recognise it at first. He very carefully picked the object up, staring down at it. It was a wooden box shaped like a pentagon. There was a knob on one side, likely there to let you open one of the drawers. He stared down at the top of it. There was some sort of design there, slightly hidden. He frowned. That was supposed to mean something, wasn’t it? He wiped it with his sleeve. A golden sigil immediately appeared, dug into the top of the box. He startled. The box tumbled from his hands.
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- Part 4 of M's Hermitcraft 11 Fics
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Let it be said that trying to fly away from the falling moon wasn’t Evil Xisuma’s best idea. In fact, it was one of many that he regretted every day. Or… what he determined to be a day, here in the timeless void. This unchanging place was where the universe had decided to respawn him after he was burnt to death when the moon hit Hermitcraft 8. It was where he’d spent… what felt like lifetimes, resisting the void tugging at him from all angles. It was trying to tear him apart — the void was meant to be empty, so it wasn’t particularly surprising that it disagreed with his presence here. He was long past waiting for someone to save him, and had run out of ways to try and drag himself out. It was no use — he was going to die here, and he had already made a sort of shaky peace with that fact. The only question was how much longer they wanted to wait. The void was tugging at his limbs, and he felt his body sag, allowing it to shake him around like a dog tearing apart a little stuffed toy. He was so tired… there was no point in fighting anymore. He took in a last, deep breath, and gave in. Pain washed over him, knocking any sort of final thought from his head, and suddenly there was nothing.
And then, there was everything.
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The moment he opened his eyes again, X should’ve known something was wrong. Somehow, though, he managed to get halfway down the hallway before the problem made itself known. Someone cleared their throat, and X quickly looked around. There was nobody here, who was — His attention caught on the red-armoured body standing in the right portion of his vision.
“What — Hello?” He asked.
“Finally! I’ve been waiting to talk to someone for months!” The red figure turned around and started to pace.
“Who are you?” X asked.
“No one you ever wanted to meet.” It said lowly.
“Ok, I figured, but that doesn’t answer my question!”
“I’m the one who’s going to ruin your life for fun.” He couldn’t see its face, but he was decently sure it was grinning.
“...once again, that’s not what I asked.”
The figure sighed.
“Look, you’re my host, I’m your parasite. Does that make sense?”
AKA: Xisuma manages to get infected with a weird virus. Somehow, he gets a friend out of it, along with a lot of problems
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Keep Your Secrets Clutched Close to Your Chest by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
13 Feb 2026
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He startled when he turned and saw another person. Xisuma was sitting across the room, glaring at him. Ex’s eyes narrowed, searching his armourless form until they finally caught onto the chain wrapped around X’s ankle. Alright — so not a ploy by Xisuma either? Maybe this was a plot against Hermitcraft, then. That would explain why they had him, though it wouldn’t explain why they’d bothered to grab Ex from a different location. …maybe they thought he’d be a pressure point — a weakness that would make Xisuma consider betraying his people. He almost laughed at the idea — if that was their plan, they were about to be sorely disappointed. Some of his amusement must’ve shown on his face, because the last bit of curiosity Xisuma’s held had quickly soured.
“So, what’s the plan here?” He asked, leaning back, his chained leg tucked beneath him. The rest of his body screamed of casualty — though Ex wasn’t quite sure if it was real.
“Hm?” He glanced around. “Well, looks like your average kidnapping to me.” They shrugged, tugging on their chains.
Xisuma just chuckled.
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- Part 3 of M's Hermitcraft 11 Fics
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A set of unrelated fics (usually oneshots) all taking place in Hermitcraft Season 11.
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A space AU centered around Xisuma, the only human member of the Hermit crew. This series focuses on both slice-of-life and character exploration, along with action and dangerous missions. It also mixes angst, crack, and the occasional bit of fluff to put fun twists on popular sci-fi tropes.
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An AU in which knight Welsknight is sent to kill a dragon, and things take an interesting turn.
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A short series set in an AU'd version of 'anywhere we want' by jumpinginmuddypuddles.
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X and Ex Have a Totally Normal Family Dynamic by JustAnotherMutantKid
Fandom Hermitcraft SMP
31 Dec 2024
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Just a series to group together 'Ex is Great at Making Healthy Decisions' and its companion piece.
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Jason wished he could shrink into the couch. He wanted to deflect. He wanted to make a joke, to change the subject. But the words were burning a hole in his chest and needed out. Had been burning since his English teacher had told him he could go anywhere he wanted.
If he couldn’t say it to Dick now, he couldn’t say it to anyone else.
“I heard back from Princeton,” he said.
In which Jason gets his college acceptance letters. It’s not a big deal. No, really, it isn’t.
Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
16 Mar 2026
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Justice for Welsknight by Silver_Wind809
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Mar 2026
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Welsknight had been taken, snatched while out and about and thrust onto a World he can't leave. While trying to escape and get back to his friends, the words of his kidnapper keep constantly ringing though his head - 'You don't deserve to be a Hermit'.
Based off of Tommyinnit and Mumbo Jumbo's collab where Jschlatt made a joke about kicking Welsknight off of Hermitcraft and letting him join instead. All love towards all creators. Just a fun story.
Bookmarked by JustAnotherMutantKid
15 Mar 2026
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second skin by aimlesscalamity
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DC Animated Universe (Timmverse), DCU (Comics)
11 Mar 2026
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Tim forgot to take his domino mask off after patrol.
Then he forgot again.
And again.
Jason notices.
Tim needs him to drop it.
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11 Mar 2026
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"Shut up and lay still." Ex's never insult turns into a drawn-out groan when Hels starts digging around for the copious pieces of shrapnel currently pocking Exisora's back. This is HelsKnight helping, in a manner of speaking, and Exisora bleeding on Hels' furniture is hardly a novel experience. Another fucking day in Hell's Kitchen.
(For Febuwhump Day 17: Fingers in the Wound.)
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- Part 14 of febuwhump 2026
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Never Make a Contingency Plan Based on an Assumption by ImagineThat0327
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Oct 2024
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Xisuma thought he’d made sure to have a contingency plan for if he ever lost or broke his primary helmet. He’d thought it was fool proof. As it turns out, it is not fool-proof, and Xisuma needs to rethink his strategy for having a vital piece of equipment on hand at any given time, especially on his own chaos server.
OR, Xisuma breaks his helmet and gets stuck in a death loop
Whumptober prompt #22: Glass Shard
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- Part 12 of ImagineThat's Whumptober 2023