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An Exercise in Stupidity by MagisterSomnia
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Superman: Battle of the Super Sons (Movie 2022), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League Action (Cartoon), Justice League Dark (Comics), yes - Fandom
- General Audiences
- No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Gen, F/M
- Series in Progress
06 Mar 2026
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Batfamily Members & Other(s)
- Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
- Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Duke Thomas & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
- Danny Fenton & John Constantine
- Stephanie Brown & Dick Grayson
- Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
- Tim Drake & Jason Todd
- Billy Batson & Danny Fenton
- John Constantine & Danny Fenton
- Cassandra Cain & Courtney Whitmore
- Damian Wayne & Billy Batson (Background)
- Jonathan Samuel Kent & Damian Wayne
- Jonathan Samuel Kent & Damian Wayne & Billy Batson
- Danny Fenton & Billy Batson & Damian Wayne & Jon Kent
- Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
- Diana (Wonder Woman) & Clark Kent
- Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
- Harleen Quinzel & Original Character(s)
- Waylon Jones/Original Female Character(s)
- It's Complicated
- Stephanie Brown/Danny Fenton
- Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
- Cassandra Cain & Jason Todd
- Batfamily Members & Jarro (DCU)
- Jason Todd & Jarro (DCU)
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Jason Todd
- Batfamily Members (DCU) & Danielle "Dani" Phantom
- Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Tim Drake & Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Damian Wayne & Bruce Wayne
- Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne
- Danny Fenton & Jason Todd
- Tim Drake (DCU) & Danny Fenton
- Jonathan Samuel Kent & Jason Todd
- Waylon Jones/Original Crocodile Character
- Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Bruce Wayne
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom & Jarro
- Roy Harper & Jason Todd
- Tim Drake (DCU) & Danielle "Dani" Phantom
- Danielle - Relationship
- Dick Grayson
- Jason Todd
- Tim Drake
- Bruce Wayne
- Damian Wayne
- Cassandra Cain
- Ronnie Raymond
- Supergirl (DCU)
- Courtney Whitmore
- Firestorm (DCU)
- Martin Stein
- Michael Carter (DCU)
- Captain Marvel
- Billy Batson (mentioned)
- Stephanie Brown (mentioned)
- Booster Gold
- Kara Zor-El
- John Constantine
- Danny Fenton
- Stephanie Brown
- Duke Thomas
- Harleen Quinzel
- Plastic Man (DC Comics)
- Billy Batson
- Patrick "Eel" O'Brian
- Vlad Masters
- Walter Weston (Danny Phantom)
- Wesley "Wes" Weston (Danny Phantom)
- Jonathan Samuel Kent
- Jarro (DCU)
- Diana (Wonder Woman)
- Clark Kent
- Ra's al Ghul
- Waylon Jones
- Joker (DCU)
- Original Female Character(s)
- Original crocodile characters
- Let's play Guess Who
- Mystery Characters - Character
- Tim Drake (DCU)
- Gotham City Residents
- Fright Knight (Danny Phantom)
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom
- Barbara Gordon
- Gotham City Residents (DCU)
- Roy Harper
- Youngblood (Danny Phantom)
- Clockwork (Danny Phantom)
- Selina Kyle
- Klarion (DCU)
- Justice League (DCU)
- Dan Phantom
- Desiree (Danny Phantom)
- Crack
- Crack Treated Seriously
- Fluff and Crack
- Jason Todd is Red Hood
- Dick Grayson is Nightwing
- Tim Drake is Red Robin
- Bruce Wayne is Batman
- Damian Wayne is Robin
- Cassandra Cain is Black Bat
- Martin Stein Lives
- Good Parent Bruce Wayne
- Protective Bruce Wayne
- Meet the Justice League (DCU)
- The Author Regrets Nothing
- The Author Regrets Everything
- Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine
- Dick Grayson is a Menace
- Jason Todd is a Menace
- Tim Drake is a Menace
- Damian Wayne is a Menace
- Mentioned Stephanie Brown
- Batfamily Bonding (DCU)
- Batfamily (DCU)
- Batfamily Dynamics (DCU)
- Domestic Batfamily (DCU)
- Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
- Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member
- Caring Batfamily (DCU)
- Batfamily-centric (DCU)
- Batfamily Meets the Justice League (DCU)
- The author knows almost nothing about half the characters
- Concerned Danny Fenton
- This is really stupid but it made me laugh
- Bruce Wayne's Adoption Addiction
- John Constantine is annoyed
- Tired Danny Fenton
- no beta we die like danny
- Chaos
- Why Did I Write This?
- I dunno but I''m loving it
- Masks
- Pranks and Practical Jokes
- You've heard of Christmas in July but how about Halloween in May?
- It's only really creepy for the people living it though
- Chaotic Good
- Stephanie Brown is a Menace
- Duke Thomas is So Done
- Jason Todd is So Done
- Dick Grayson is not having a good day
- Tim Drake is probably a little crazy
- Damian Wayne is So Done
- Bruce Wayne is too sleepy to parent please leave him alone
- Fluff
- Sickfic
- sorta?
- Jason Todd-centric
- Because he's dramatic and will take the stage by force if necessary
- Stephanie Brown is Spoiler
- Duke Thomas is Signal
- so I guess this is a series now
- Not exactly social media but definitely media
- Jason is having a fun time
- Tim and Stephanie wish they had some popcorn for this
- Duke wishes he had some sane people in his life
- But this is Gotham so no
- Don't touch Damian's art supplies if you wanna keep all your fingers.
- Batfamily (DCU) Feels
- Emphasis on the shenanigans
- no beta we die like jason
- The people of Gotham are just as confused as I am
- implications of pregnancy??? kind of???
- No on is pregnant
- Drunk Jason Todd
- Sort Of
- What Have I Done
- Bruce doesn't understand why his children are LIKE THIS
- insanity with a surprisingly soft ending
- Danny Fenton is a Mess
- Stephanie Brown & Chaos
- Tim might actually be on a path to supervillainy IDK he's kinda worrying me RN
- THE RETURN OF DELILAH
- Flashbacks (Not the traumatic kind)
- The title is a bad pun and I'm not sorry
- Implications of drinking something that may or may not be alcohol
- Author knows little to nothing about John Constantine
- Danny Fenton is a gremlin
- Everyone is annoyed TBH
- Danny is OP
- It doesn't really show here though
- They are all idiots but I love them anyway
- Jason Todd is the queen of drama
- They are all gremlins
- All the characters but Danny Constantine and Billy are only briefly featured
- Billy & Danny are super-buddies
- Danny Fenton is Not Okay
- Cass is the sane one
- Tim ain't even here and he's still causing chaos
- The Bats all share a braincell and it's Cass's turn
- Danny's braincell is missing and he wants Constantine to find it
- Hint: Dick stole Danny's braincell
- Danny Fenton has the power of annoyance on his side and he's not afraid to use it
- He's actually really enjoying using it
- Oh also
- Character Death
- but it's off-screen
- Multiple Universes Colliding
- Supernatural Shenanigans
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Minor Character Death
- Multiple deaths but I'm not telling you how many
- Crack Crossover
- a little bit of angst but I'm pretty sure the stupidity overwrites it
- Suspicions of vampirehood
- references to past installments
- Danny is a space-nerd
- just in case you forgot
- Wes can't catch a break
- Sentient constuction Equipment
- And also a monkey is there
- Billy Batson is Captain Marvel
- Jonathan Samuel Kent is Superboy
- Danny is a fiend
- but in a good way
- They are all fiends in a good way
- Damian Wayne Loves Animals
- Danny is naive and oblivious but that doesn't mean he's stupid
- Constantine tries to be sneaky and conniving but gets distracted
- Members of the Justice League insulting the Justice League for being the Justice League
- It's Billy's turn with the brain cell but he's too worried to use it
- Danny still has his brain cell and he refuses to take this responsibility seriously
- Gotham is sentient
- but that doesn't mean it's its turn with the brain cell either
- Clark appears for half a second and is exhastperated
- unusual methods of communication
- Very Unusual
- Bickering
- Justice Leaguers acting like normal office workers
- Kids doing stupid things
- for science
- I still know next to nothing about John Constantine
- Siblings
- Siblings Pestering Each Other
- Adopted Sibling Relationship
- cell phone addiction
- References to Social Media
- Because Red Hood is a meme now
- several memes actually
- Tim Drake is an instigator
- and he loves it
- Stephanie Brown is a gremlin
- as is her nature
- Babs finally appears! :)
- But only for a second :(
- Damian is the BLOOD SON and don't you forget it
- Baby Jarro (sorta)
- Dick is bad at naming things and everyone knows it
- He disagrees with this opinion vehemently
- mad math skillz
- Poor Danny is having a difficult time all around
- Plotting and scheming
- but as a family bonding activity
- Annoying people until they adopt you
- he has puns and he's more than happy to use them
- Lol poor Constantine
- Cameo! See if you can spot it!
- coffee mugs and T-shirts
- Nonsense
- a lot of it
- Hijinks & Shenanigans
- Families of Choice
- Delilah - Freeform
- sentient gotham
- but it has weird methods of communication
- Danny doesn't have to look for trouble
- Trouble actively looks for him
- Wes too
- Danny Fenton is Not the Ghost King
- Danny Fenton is having a bad time
- Teenagers doing stupid things and then being embarrassed about them
- Clark is here for a split second and is growing more exasperated by the second
- The Bat-Sitters' paranoia continues
- Bruce is still a tired!dad but he's beginning to just accept it
- Constantine is a newly-appointed tired!dad and is in denial about it
- Overshadowing | Possession (Danny Phantom)
- Lots of it
- used in very strange ways
- Danny is freaking out and he's doing it adorably
- Oh nevermind he's got an idea now we should probably run away really fast
- Humor
- Waylon is looking for love in all the wrong sewers
- Harley has a chicken mask and she ain't afraid to use it
- fluff?
- I think some of this might count as fluff
- Mostly it's just chaos
- Don't mind the timeline it'll only hurt you
- The timeline is there for my benefit mostly
- I put way too much thought into this crack timeline
- Crack Relationships
- Romance
- Crack romance
- how is that not a tag?
- Insanity
- Joker is annoyed and I'm here for it
- Joker is violent and I usually hate that but I'm here for that too today
- apparently
- Violence against rubber animal masks
- it's okay tho
- cause sentient Gotham says NO
- Sentient Gotham City
- By the bushel
- ...You think Harley can fix whatever's wrong with my brain or will she just make things worse?
- Building a beautiful 3/4-crocodile 1/4-human family
- But sometimes family is a possibly-evil chicken mask and a giant hammer
- Brief mention of a pineapple
- Deathstroke might be dead?
- It's Unclear
- Most of the Batkids & Jon show up for like a millisecond
- But so is literally everything else
- Mystery Characters - Freeform
- Guess who
- Angst
- It's crack if you know
- It's angst if you don't know
- Jason-level violence is alluded to
- torture too
- disfigurement?
- It's still crack tho
- unbreakable determination
- indeterminate goals
- Misconceptions
- so many of them
- Mistaken identities
- Lots of those too
- I say this is Guess Who but the hit-or-miss ratio is probably more like Battleships
- I call it a mystery but it's actually really obvious probably
- MC is frustrated and confused and wants you to vibe with her on that
- shes a strong confident independent woman
- Kinda
- This is gonna seem dark and twisted out of context
- But anyone who's read the rest of the series will know it's actually just stupid.
- Okay so it actually is kinda dark if you think about it too deeply
- so don't do that
- or do I'm not your mom
- Also the timeline is left mostly unmarked so good luck with that
- Overuse Of Capitalization For Emphasis
- Memes
- Everything is a meme
- Poor Jason - Freeform
- He's probably proud of it though
- Tim is having fun
- Danny is having fun
- Delilah is having fun
- Harley and Riddler are having fun too
- everyone is having fun
- Except the people of Arkham
- And Bruce
- Bruce is not having fun
- Cliffhangers
- I mean if anyone's taking this seriously enough for that to even matter
- Oh and Fright Knight's having fun too
- Wes is grumpy tho
- Social Media
- it's scattered about throughout the fic
- Singing
- creepy singing
- annoying singing
- other characters are here too but only for a second
- Tim Drake loves insanity just as much as the next Bat
- Danny Fenton loves insanity just as much as the next Fenton
- Gotham is in for a time and they've got their phone cameras ready
- Paranormal shenanigans
- Ghostly Shenanigans
- Didn't mean to make this cute but here we are
- Delilah!
- aftermath of chaos
- Bruce Wayne is having a bad time
- Danny is having a very nice time
- Steph is too
- Wes is confused and overwhelmed
- Walter is irritated and unfortunate
- Oh did I mention Walter's still around?
- Wow the time jumps only happen between two different dates this time!
- Batfamily Social Media (DCU)
- Does this count as social media?
- Harley is chaotic and I'm here for it
- The Batkids are more chaotic than Harley
- The Batkids are gremlins
- the author has no shame
- Duke and Bruce are here too but just for a second
- Blackmail
- bargaining with siblings over pieces of blackmail
- Bruce is gonna be so mad when he gets home
- but he's not home yet so his kids don't care
- broadcasting blackmail material over the air
- because siblings
- the Gothamites stan the Batkids and have their phone cameras at the ready
- Life in Gotham City (DCU)
- Dialogue Heavy
- Tim Drake is an agent of chaos
- Jason is trying to be one but things keep going wrong for baby boy
- The people of Gotham (and the internet) are losing their collective minds
- Speculation
- speculative headlines
- Bruce is having regrets
- He's not sure where he went wrong tho
- Dick is having regrets and knows exactly where he went wrong
- Wes is just as much of a dweeb as any other teenager
- Wes pretends he hates his new crown but he loves it
- tim is just blatantly spreading and encouraging lies and hes very proud of himself
- Tired Parent Bruce Wayne
- Adoption
- Dani is a menace
- and she likes it that way
- Tim has a coffee problem
- and we like it that way
- Adoptive Parent Jason Todd
- Good Parent Jason Todd
- Parent Jason Todd
- violent fluff
- Is That Not A Thing?
- I feel like that should be a thing
- Dimension Travel
- Yay! More characters to juggle! (Help me)
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom loves food
- She eats like the Flash
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom is called Elli
- But I made the reason part of the story
- Bullying
- Dani is DETERMINED
- Jason is SHOOK
- Tim is MESSY
- Dani is a thief
- But just when she's hungry
- Baby's gotta eat
- Dani wants to be her own person
- And I support her in this
- Kinda narrative-heavy
- sorry 'bout that
- Introspection
- while eating hotdogs
- is that not a thing either?
- Not Beta Read
- mentions of a sock puppet
- Dead Joker (DCU)
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom-centric
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom has ADHD
- but really dont all my characters?
- Dani is shopping for parents
- That sounds way more innocent than this actually is
- Time Travel
- the bullying is fairly mild and not directly depicted
- Joker's death is very directly depicted
- but not in detail
- Danny Fenton is a Menace
- Tim Drake is a coffee-gremlin
- Stephanie Brown is chaos encarnate
- Steph and Danny go on a date
- The date is eating stuff and messing with people
- Constantine is SO ANNOYED
- Gratuitous time-skipping
- Mentions of Squishmallows
- Tim is CREATIVE
- We should all be scared
- Clark Kent is having a bad time
- Bruce would be entertained if he wasn't so annoyed
- Bad acting skills
- a few 90's references I think
- not sure how many i was half asleep when i wrote this
- Ninjas - Freeform
- yeet
- Dick Grayson is Not Okay
- It's Delilah's fault
- Jason is having fun though
- annoying siblings for fun
- not really a crossover
- Because Danny and Constantine are only there for like 5 seconds
- Duke Thomas is a Batfamily Member
- It's literally just a thread of people sharing vids of the Batfamily
- and honestly all these vids being available on the internet is probably Babs' doing
- impromptu musical numbers
- Birds
- Oh Jarros here for like a half a second too
- Bruce doesn't know HOW MANY kids he has okay!?
- He just knows there's TOO MANY
- conflicting parenting styles
- Arguments
- Batkids gonna Batkid
- internet gonna internet
- author gonna go to sleep now
- HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
- Jason is an overworked single mother
- and hes only been one for 25 minutes
- Jarro is confused
- lots of people are confused honestly
- Elli doesn't even care shes just here for the noms
- Timmy is Timmying and terrifying everyone around him
- Jason's wallet is aching and Elli won't stop eating
- Bruce is just.
- What does he even do with this?
- Dick is entertained though
- Kinda fluffy but mostly chaotic
- chaotic with fluffy undertones
- merry christmas and happy holidays
- (It's not a Christmas fic I just wanted to wish you all well 🤗)
- (Even those of you just scrolling by)
- Oh also slight Stephanie Brown/Danny Fenton but it's only mentioned
- forgot to add
- implied off-screen animal death
- Does it count as death if the animal is already a ghost?
- Sam and Tucker and the Avengers show up for like 3 seconds
- Jason is taking after his dad and he is not happy about it
- mentioned G.I.W.
- they are their own warning you know how this fandom is
- Elli is a criminal prodigy and Jason is equal parts exhasperated and proud
- Identity Shenanigans
- Secret Identity Fail
- Timmy made a boo boo
- Walter is hunting for a new body
- Duke is hunting for sanity
- Neither of them is having much luck
- Conspiracy Theories
- Gratuitous spelling mistakes for the AESTHETIC
- The Internet is Internetting
- HARD
- Lots of characters are mentioned but not seen
- Mentions of pokemon cruelty
- but probably not like you're thinking
- Wes owns a word-a-day calendar
- mention of vampire slaves (of the platonic variety)
- the bats might be vampires or they might be something else
- the gothamites havent decided yet
- Jon has a crush on Elli
- It's probably not gonna be anything serious though
- Waylon has a crush on Pollyanna
- This is absolutely reciprocated
- Jason has IDEAS
- Danny has IDEAS
- Tim is helping with the IDEAS
- Jon said a bad word please don't tell his mom
- why is that not a thing either?
- Babysitter Dick Grayson
- He's shooting for favorite uncle status
- Blackmail material
- jason is becoming even more of a dad and he's horrified by this
- bleep
- Found Family
- Batfamily is a Mess (DCU)
- Protective Batfamily (DCU)
- I was going for funny but I think I got a lot of fluff in this one
- Adopted Danielle "Dani" Phantom
- Jason is overwhelmed
- with good reason
- They are All Thieves.
- (Lies I'm just vibing)
- Meddling Clockwork (Danny Phantom)
- Ghosts
- Confusion
- But so are all the bats so its probably hereditary
- (Please ignore the fact that most of them are adopted)
- Elli is a gremlin
- They are ALL OF THEM gremlins
- There is also a Surprise Character™ but I can't tell you who it is yet 😁
- Feel free to guess tho
- but the turns have tabled
- Fluff and Humor
- More babysitting mishaps
- I dont expect anyone to get the title pun but please let me know if you do
- I swear I did not mean to leave y'all on a cliffhanger for 367 days
- Oops
- Danny is an invisible menace
- Klarion is a visible menace
- These Two Things May or May Not Be Related
- But which one is the BIGGER menace? Who can say?
- Klarion's only here for like a minute and a half but it's also a short chapter soooo
- Danny is making new friends all over the multiverse
- I know I just posted Jason doing something very similar
- but I swear I had this one planned well over a year ago that one was just an accident
- but surprisingly not as much as usual
- (I'm trying y'all I have a toothache 😿)
- Good Parent John Constantine
- (They're trying folks)
- Teekl is here and mentioned but doesn't really do anything other than exist
- also some other characters appear for half a second but theyre just here for a gag
- Danielle "Dani" Phantom is called "Elli"
- Timmy is having a Bad Day™️
- Dick is being especially himself and it's gonna give Tim nightmares
- Clark is the Cool Uncle™️
- Ollie is taking this as a personal challenge
- The Batkids are happy to keep score
- Diana is the Cool Aunt™️
- Nobody is stupid enough to challenge her
- Chaos Gnomes & Coffee Gremlins & Crime Trolls
- Take a guess who's what
- robins
- Like the kind with feathers
- This is Tim's villain arc
- You Have Been Warned
- Bad Luck
- Bad Days
- As we all know: It only takes one
- Oh also Lance is there and making Clark's life a living nightmare 😁
- Dickie has IDEAS
- This fact should make you afraid
- You wanna join the secret society I just made up? We have ice cream ❤️
- Fluffy chaos
- 🎆REVELATIONS🎆
- Family Fluff
- Batfamily Fluff (DCU)
- Jason's last name is Todd-Wayne
- Wes is having 👑King Troubles👑
- he's doing his best but he's just not good with faces okay
- Wes is So Done.
- Fright Knight is a Medieval Troll
- Babs is a Modern-Day Troll with a ✨Laser Pointer✨
- Elli is an 🎨ARTIST🎨 and she is living up to her 😈CHAOS GNOME😈 title
- Jason is a 🍒Proud Papa Hood🍒
- The Bat-Fam and Company are all together in one room and that room might not survive
- They are all of them 🌌Chaos🌌.
- Alfred has a lot of patience
- (but it's mostly because he secretly thinks his chaotic family is funny)
- Jon has a crush on Elli and its adorable
- Jason isn't sure how to feel about this
- Danny Fenton/Stephanie Brown in the background
- guys there are literally SO MANY characters in this chapter
- but most of them are just like THERE y'know?
Summary
Danny gets 🌌 YEETED 🌌 to another dimension.
Sam and Tucker get yeeted to a 🌟 DIFFERENT 🌟 other dimention.
Wes and Constantine have ghost-related 👻 Problems™ 👻.
The Batkids have a 🐔 CHICKEN MASK 🐔 that may or may not be sentient.
The Justice League are 😵 CONFUSED 😵 and/or 😡 ANNOYED 😡 and/or 😰 SCARED 😰.
Waylon is in 💖 LOVE 💖.OR
A crack crossover series involving Danny Phantom, the Batfam, the Justice League, and John Constantine. Everything is ridiculous and nothing is in chronological order. Good luck.
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What We've Found by mynameisjessejk
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics)
- Teen And Up Audiences, General Audiences, Explicit
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M, Gen, Multi, F/M
- Series in Progress
11 Mar 2026
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Dick Grayson/Jason Todd
- Tim Drake & Dick Grayson
- Tim Drake & Jason Todd
- Dick Grayson & Slade Wilson
- Selina Kyle & Jason Todd
- Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
- Grant Wilson & Slade Wilson
- Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne
- Selina Kyle & Bruce Wayne
- Joseph Wilson & Slade Wilson
- Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne
- Stephanie Brown & Tim Drake
- Stephanie Brown & Jason Todd
- Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne
- Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne
- Talia al Ghul/Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne (Implied)
- Talia al Ghul/Selina Kyle (Implied)
- Adeline Kane Wilson/Slade Wilson
- Adeline Kane Wilson & Grant Wilson
- Grant Wilson & Joseph Wilson & Slade Wilson
- Jack Drake/Janet Drake
- Dick Grayson & Selina Kyle
- Jason Todd & Crime Alley
- Jason Todd & Slade Wilson
- Selina/Talia/Bruce (implied)
- Talia al Ghul & Dick Grayson
- Bruce/Talia/Selina (implied)
- Talia al Ghul/Selina Kyle
- Jim Gordon & Bruce Wayne
- Jim Gordon & Dick Grayson
- (though he doesn't know it)
- Stephanie Brown & Dick Grayson
- Dick Grayson/Jason Todd (implied)
- Dick Grayson
- Jason Todd
- Tim Drake (DCU)
- Bruce Wayne
- Slade Wilson
- Selina Kyle
- Red Hood Gang Members
- William Randolph Wintergreen
- Joker (DCU)
- Catalina Flores
- Wally West
- Roy Harper
- Donna Troy
- Garth (DCU)
- Grant Wilson (DCU)
- Diana (Wonder Woman)
- Clark Kent
- Adeline Kane Wilson
- Joseph Wilson (DCU)
- Jim Gordon (DCU)
- Original Male Character(s)
- Renee Montoya
- OC Red Hood Gang Members
- Red Hood Gang Member OCs
- Damian Wayne
- Stephanie Brown
- Talia al Ghul
- Original Male Character(s) of Color
- (by phone)
- Original Characters
- Red Hood Gang OCs
- Original Red Hood Gang Characters
- Some drug cartel members who don't matter
- Pamela Isley
- Jack Drake
- Janet Drake
- Original Red Hood gang members
- of a sorts - Character
- original denizens of Crime Alley
- is probably more accurrate
- Original Denizens of the Bowery
- Crystal Brown
- Prudence Wood
- Owens (DCU)
- Z
- Ra's al Ghul
- Minor appearences of:
- Alfred Pennyworth
- Mentions of The Red Hood Gang
- Mentions of the Crime Alley Kids
- Cassandra Cain
- Kon-El | Conner Kent
- Lian Harper
- Billy Batson
- Rose Wilson
- Lillian Worth
- Barbara Gordon
- Jason Todd for like two seconds
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
- Because Tarantula gets mentioned a few times
- Timeline What Timeline
- Jason is cleaning up Crime Alley
- Dick runs away from his problems and accidentally joins a gang
- These things are surprisingly related
- Dick Grayson is Nightwing
- Tim Drake is Robin (DCU)
- Jason Todd is Red Hood
- Dick Grayson Doesn't Know Jason Todd is Red Hood
- But Red Hood Absolutely Knows Dick Grayson is in hiding in his gang
- Murder Uncle Slade Wilson
- DC Stands for Disregard Canon (DCU)
- Because Tarantula Sucks
- Slade Wilson Kills Joker (DCU)
- And Tarantula
- Dick is not actually in this fic
- But he IS Haunting the Narrative
- The MCD is Joker and Tarantula
- no one else - Freeform
- emotionally constipated assholes
- Dick Making Everyone Use Their Words
- Robin sassing villains
- inasmuch as Selina is a villain
- Bureaucracy
- Identity Issues
- In a Very Literal Way
- as in needing an identity card
- Dick Grayson is a Ray of Sunshine
- Life in Gotham City (DCU)
- Slice of Life
- Hazards of Being Friends With Jim Gordon
- Renee is too tired for this
- Gotham slice of life
- Nightwing is full of nonsense all the time
- Five And One
- Dick Grayson is Robin
- Dick still doing unwilling counseling for the Kane-Wilson Clan
- Dick Grayson is a Menace
- Hurt Dick Grayson
- De-aged Titans
- Dick and Joey get detained briefly
- Donna needs swordfighting lessons
- Dick and Slade go undercover
- +1 Adeline is Not Happy with Slade
- Jason and Dick are not subtle
- and everyone knows
- Jason Todd is also J
- Dick Grayson is also TJ
- Identity Reveal
- Issues in Secret Identities
- Also Slice of Life in the Bowery
- Hurt/Comfort
- Very small amounts of hurt
- lots of comfort
- snuggles
- cooking with six limbs between you
- embarassing injury causes
- Accidental Sibling Acquisition
- Fluff
- Found Family
- Teen Titans as Family
- Damian Wayne doesn't have a codename yet
- trunk or treat
- Halloween in Gotham but entirely lacking in rogue attacks
- Spoiler meets Red Hood
- Hood adopting baby vigilantes
- Tiny adorable super heroes
- Feelings
- An opening foray into poly negotiations
- Perhaps B and Talia and B and Selina never worked because it would take all three of them
- Commiserating about dumb men
- POV Outsider
- Secret Identity
- Will and Danny figure it out
- long conversations
- Complicated Relationships
- Dick is still playing relationship counselor
- Getting Back Together
- Family
- gift exchanges
- silly gifts
- Dick is still the Kane/Wilson clan's moral support
- Holidays
- but the wrong one
- Family Game Night
- but that isn't relevant
- mentions of human trafficking
- mentions of torture
- Lazarus Pit Madness (DCU)
- Fluffy despite all that
- Smut
- Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
- Bottom Dick Grayson
- Top Jason Todd
- In This Instance Anyway
- they're both switches
- good communication
- Explicit Consent
- Nipple Play
- Teasing
- Affection
- They just really love each other a lot
- Flirting
- although in this fic he's mostly TJ
- Red Hood gang deals with the drug cartel
- Undercover
- Dick is really beautiful
- it's distracting okay?
- to everyone
- Crime Alley Improvement Projects
- The Continuing Adventures of Danny and Will
- Cuddle Pollen
- Fear of Sex Pollen
- Misunderstanding
- so much cuddling
- although here he's mostly TJ again
- The Drakes could suck significantly more
- Mediocre parents Jack and Janet
- The Drakes are ALL gremlins with special interests
- And Jack and Janet are willing to support their son's gremlin special interest
- they know things
- absurdly long conversations
- Because Tarantula
- Dick has taught Bruce to Use His Words over the years
- and Bruce rises admirably to the occasion
- mama cat selina kyle
- Soft Bruce Wayne
- Crime Lord-ing apparently has a lot of managerial duties Jason wasn't expecting
- at least the way Jason does it
- Jason Todd is everyone's big brother
- Age doesn't matter
- Jason Todd Speaks Spanish
- (the author does not sorry)
- Slice of Life in the Bowery
- Dick Grayson is Sir Not Appearing In This Fic
- but he gets mentioned as TJ a couple of times
- Gifting as a love language
- Steph loves purple
- Jason loves not using people's names
- The Bowery looks after their own
- Jason Todd is the Red Hood
- Stephanie Brown is Spoiler
- Bruce lost in the timeline
- Dick Grayson is Batman
- Tim Drake is Red Robin (DCU)
- Jason Todd is big brother coded
- Jason goes on the Bruce!Quest
- Tim gives Damian Robin
- Slade Wilson is still not allowed to have a bird
- But he won't let these ones die
- because it would make his Bird sad
- Grief
- Brucequest
- Selina Kyle is Catwoman
- Talia al Ghul Wayne is Viper
- loss of a parent
- loss of a spouse
- Dick and Talia finally Talk
- Jim Knows Nothing
- Jim Knows Nothing Very Intentionally
- Grief/Mourning
- five things
- Deathstork strikes again
- Slade Wilson is Deathstroke
- Soft Slade Wilson
- Protective Slade Wilson
- Slade Wilson is Good With Kids
- but Dick Grayson is mostly TJ in this one
- Steph worries
- Jason refuses to use anyone's name ever
- Identity Shenanigans
Summary
Comics-ish alternate universe, where Dick goes to ground in Crime Alley after Blockbuster implodes his entire life, and joins the Red Hood Gang by accident. Jason's plans for revenge get magnificently derailed, and the Batfam manages to be just a little bit softer.
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- 137,229
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- 29
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- 253
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08 Mar 2026
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Take My Word That I'm Here To Stay by LakeAwen, LakeUrMom
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
- Teen And Up Audiences
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- Gen, Multi, M/M
- Complete Series
10 Jan 2026
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
- Lian Harper & Jason Todd
- Lian Harper & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
- Jason Todd & Original Character(s)
- Roy Harper & Jason Todd
- Lian Harper & Roy Harper & Jason Todd
- Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
- Dick Grayson & Roy Harper
- Implied Roy Harper/Jason Todd
- Roy Harper/Jason Todd
- Lian Harper & Roy Harper & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne
- Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
- Lian Harper & Roy Harper
- Lian Harper & Damian Wayne
- Jason Todd
- Damian Wayne
- Lian Harper
- Original Characters
- Roy Harper
- mostly at the end - Character
- Talia al Ghul
- Dick Grayson
- Bruce Wayne
- Tim Drake (DCU)
- Dinah Lance
- Alfred Pennyworth
- Background & Cameo Characters
- Mentioned Diana (Wonder Woman)
- Mentioned Bruce Wayne
- Mentioned Jade Nguyen
- Unreliable Narrator Jason Todd
- Good Parent Jason Todd
- Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins
- Jason Todd and Lian Harper Meet in the League of Assassins
- Undercover
- Jason Todd is Not Red Hood
- yet - Freeform
- Good Sibling Damian Wayne
- Talia al Ghul Tries
- Post-Lazarus Pit Jason Todd
- Cute Lian Harper
- Food as a Metaphor for Love
- Small Towns
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- Domestic Fluff
- Fluff and Angst
- Kid Fic
- Protective Jason Todd
- Timeline What Timeline
- Canon-Typical Violence
- Jason Todd Gets A Hug
- deliberate baby aquisition
- But also
- Accidental Baby Acquisition
- baby lian harper
- i wrote this at work
- No Lesbians Die
- starring queer elders
- Damian Wayne wears wolf pajamas
- Talia Bruce Jade and Roy are stalking the narrative
- Ambiguous/Open Ending
- Jason Todd is Red Hood
- Jason Todd is Lian Harper's Parent
- Jason Todd is Damian Wayne's Parent
- Good Parent Roy Harper
- POV Jason Todd
- POV Roy Harper
- Good Sibling Dick Grayson
- Everyone Needs A Hug
- Platonic Cuddling
- Sharing a Bed
- Parents Roy Harper and Jason Todd
- Tim Drake is a Menace (DCU)
- Jason Todd is Baba Hood
- Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU)
- Everyone has anxiety
- naps and snacks
- Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
- Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating
- canon is a buffet and I'm eating the decorative lettuce
- Jason Todd Takes Care of Crime Alley | Park Row
- Jason Todd Needs Therapy
- Good Friend Roy Harper
- unreliable narrators
- Slow Burn
- queer platonic relationship
- I Don't Even Know
- They're cute
- Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction
- Jason Todd is a Batfamily Member
- Jason Todd Needs A Hug
- and he's getting better at it
- Getting Together
- Co-Parenting
- Friends to Lovers
- urban farms
- Complicated Relationships
- so many of them
- Lian Harper is a Gift
- Canon Who's She
- I think I knew her once
- Custody Arrangements
- Kidnapping
Summary
When Talia and Cheshire start a civil war against Ra's, they send Damian and Lian to safety with the one bodyguard they can trust: Jason Todd. Jason and his charges set up house in a small New Zealand town, and try to figure out civilian life together. They find more of a home -- and a family -- than they ever expected. Jason just can't let himself forget that this is temporary.
OR
The single dad!Jason fic that was supposed to be 10k and then became a 1.5 year coparents to lovers series.
- Words:
- 139,579
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 289
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06 Mar 2026
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Monster by Rustcoloredraccoon
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
14 Dec 2020
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Tim Drake/Jason Todd
- Tim Drake/Dick Grayson
- Tim Drake/Dick Grayson/Jason Todd
- Tim Drake
- Dick Grayson
- Jason Todd
- Bruce Wayne
- Damian Wayne
- Alfred Pennyworth
- Selina Kyle
- Harleen Quinzel
- Joker (DCU)
- Angst
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Mental Breakdown
- Mental Health Issues
- mentioned torture
- Minor Character Death
- Author's first language isn't English
- unbetaed
- Bad Parent Bruce Wayne
Summary
Dick Grayson didn't want to get up at 4 am, despite the bell ringing non-stop. But when he finds Tim on his doorstep, dressed as the Joker and covered in blood, he was glad he did open the door.
Tim Drake went missing three weeks ago. And the very first words Dick could pry out of him were: "I killed the Joker."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,819
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 395
- Kudos:
- 2,522
- Bookmarks:
- 502
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10 Jan 2026
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Tim Drake's Surprisingly Normal Semester by Sparrow (LosseBoi)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
07 Nov 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Jonathan Crane & Tim Drake
- Tim Drake (DCU) & Original Character(s)
- Jonathan Crane
- Bruce Wayne (Mentioned)
- Original Characters
- Tim Drake (DCU)
- Tim Drake is Red Robin (DCU)
- Tim Drake-centric (DCU)
- Tim Drake Gets a Hug (DCU)
- Tim Drake is a Menace (DCU)
- Professor Jonathan Crane
- Alternate Universe - College/University
- Slice of Life
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Comfort
- Jonathan Crane Redemption
- Civilian Life is Harder Than Crimefighting
- Tim Drake is Thriving (Somehow)
- Comfort in Weird Places
- Extra Credit for Panic Attacks
- Unexplained Gotham Logic
- No one questions it
- Gotham University (DCU)
- Psychology
- Research was put into this
- genuinely
Summary
Jonathan Crane gets bored and, as one does in Gotham, becomes a psych professor. Somehow, no one stops him. The students love him. The staff avoid him. And no one quite remembers rehiring him in the first place.
Tim Drake is stationed at Gotham University under the guise of “monitoring” him. He’s expecting horror. He finds… a surprisingly good syllabus, a strange sense of calm, and a friend group that doesn’t know what a vigilante is.
Crane, for his part, knows exactly who Tim is. He doesn’t care, he just wants to teach. And maybe terrify a few freshmen along the way.
Or:
No one knows who hired Professor Crane, but panic attacks come with bonus points and Tim's never been happier.
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02 Jan 2026
