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    Harris appeared in the doorway. "Troy said we're giving a dick-sucking talk?"

    Ilya threw his hands out, exasperated. "We do not need every dick-sucker in the building to explain this."

    "Maybe not, but I don't want to miss an Ilya Rozanov dick-sucking speech," Harris said, standing next to Troy.

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    Ilya has become the go-to guy for sex advice. This time, everyone else joins in.

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    24 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    "Go," Ilya dismisses him, already pivoting on his heel toward the rental kiosks, a snap decision already made, half a plan forming. "I will find my way."

    "In a blizzard?" Marleau scoffs, half a step behind him. "Roz, they’re grounding planes for a reason."

    "I am Russian, Marly," Ilya calls over his shoulder, his stride lengthening, the soles of the formal shoes the league forces them to wear on travel days - along with uncomfortable, tight-fitting suits - clicking on the lino. Every second he spends talking is a second the snow gets deeper between him and Montreal. "Russians do not believe in blizzards. This is just heavy fog."

    “I know that’s not true, Rozanov!”

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    5 ways Ilya tries to get to Shane and 1 way he doesn't have to

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Cliff Marlow learned two things when the video of Rozanov and Hollander kissing got leaked; one was that Roz was not straight, and the second was that his boy had pulled NHL's number one player, and Canada's golden boy, Shane fucking Hollander!

    However, the statement Rozanov and Hollander release a few days later has Cliff questioning his old friend and wingman. Notably the part about them being in a long term committed relationship.

    Because last All Stars game, when Cliff had knocked on Roz's hotel room door to try to get him to go out like old times, Roz wouldn't even open the door when he declined since he had a woman in his room. Cliff had even heard her moan.

    Roz had cheated on Hollander.

    This realization was stressing him out. And try as he might, it's not something he can ignore when the next All Stars game comes around. Not when Roz is kissing his husband like he's not a lying cheater.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    The next puck drop was with Ilya and Hollander across from each other. Shane was focused and unaffected by Ilya’s presence, which was unacceptable. Shane didn't get to act like this was a normal day.

    "Going to run away again." Ilya taunted letting himself be bitter, "Maybe pick up some girl to take home?"

    Hollander tilted his head like Ilya was the one being strange. 

    "No? I'm married, dude." 

    The puck dropped, but Ilya didn't move, the world a blur around him 

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    Or directly following the events of the tuna melt scene Ilya makes a wish to have never met Shane Hollander.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    “Everything is different,” Shane says, and there’s a telltale tightness building in his chest.

    “It does not have to be,” Ilya says, in a rush, like he hasn’t spent an entire day making everything different.

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    19 Mar 2026