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    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!

    Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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    Disconnected harry potter fics with doctor who plots/creatures turned magical. Not crossovers, not really.
    No overarching plot, or any promise that they make sense.

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    Interpreting the prophecy to be about the power of true love, Voldemort dies to find it; when he returns a decade later, the Potters and Longbottoms are nowhere to be found.

    Understanding the prophecy to be about becoming a horcrux, thanks to Regulus and Severus, Harry and Neville are born and raised by a full family with eight people they all call parents, completely guarded, trained to share a life to protect the other by sharing a secret identity.

    Despite it all, love prevails, Tom and Harry find a way to be together.

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    After spending over a week investigating a prospective member, Batman has some questions about how meekly Phantom takes being shot at. He's strict with his rogues - why is he so lenient with the two human villains in his territory?

    It turns out Phantom has a lot of growing up to do.

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Eight years after the war, Harry is an auror, and he is a drunk. An ordinary stop at Malfoy Manor, to dismiss Draco from his probation, reveals a disturbing secret: Draco has obliviated himself, and he has no memory of who he is.

    Harry becomes determined to fix him, and together they help untangle each other from their shared web of trauma and grief.

     
    “It was his birthday yesterday. I got him a pair of Gouldian finches—he was so excited. You know, he used to hate birds? The peacocks terrified him when he was small.” Narcissa sniffled and turned back to Harry. “Twenty-six years old … and he can’t be left alone for ten minutes.”

    “What happened to him?”

    Narcissa took a sip of her tea; she pursed her lips and blew on the cup’s steaming surface.

    “Draco tried to obliviate himself, Harry—last year on Christmas.”

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Boba Fett likes to be in control. Din Djarin feels more out of control with every passing day. Giving control over to Boba would make both of them happy. Din just doesn't understand why that has to be so complicated.

     

    (Or, rebuilding an entire culture is hard. Boba helps, more or less.)

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Will bites his lip and nods, looking down at his shoes again so Richie won't see how hard he's holding back a giddy smile.

    Everybody in the party knows everything about him. Maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing to keep a secret from Mike for a little while. 

    It's kind of exciting. Sneaking in a boy Mike hates.

    Will shakes his head, trying to clear Mike from it for the night. Only when he looks back up at Richie, Richie has this conspiratorial smile on his face, like maybe Will isn't the only one eager to piss off Mike Wheeler. 

    OR: the concept of Richie Tozier being Will Byers' dirty little secret and Mike Wheeler being so jealous he can't breathe. Byler endgame.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    14 Feb 2026