LemonTart
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The Hotel Room of Discoveries by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2026
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After the disastrous kiss in the bookshop, a despondent Crowley watches as Aziraphale prepares to leave Earth. It all seems hopeless until something strange happens — time freezes, and they suddenly find themselves transported to a mysterious hotel room in a forgotten corner of the universe.
Alone together with complete privacy and an endlessly stocked minibar, they now have 24 hours, 3 rooms, and 1 bed to work out everything that’s been smouldering between them for 6,000 years.
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Desire by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2026
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One night in the bookshop, Crowley gazes with desire at Aziraphale, imagining what could be.
Crowley's appetite is now whet, a hunger for a deeper taste aching in his empty gut, starvation eating into his bones. He wants to quench this need, fill his mouth with warm and pulsing skin, savour the salt and tang of desire, consume the gasps of newly discovered pleasure, wrap his hands around pliant, willing flesh… He wants with the weight of ages.
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The Enemies-with-Benefits Arrangement by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2025
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When fussy perfectionist Aziraphale and hipster artist Crowley first cross paths, they instantly despise each other. But all that tension results in crackling chemistry. They agree to a secret enemies-with-benefits arrangement—just hot sex, no strings attached.
All is going to plan until—oh, no—romantic feelings start to develop. Several major decisions, meddling Whickber Street neighbours, and big surprises help them stumble their way from enemies to lovers.
Crowley ran his tongue across his lips, contemplating. “And what do you like?”
“Wit. Style.” Aziraphale’s eyes flicked down to Crowley’s mouth as he drifted closer. “Impeccable manners.”
“Manners,” Crowley scoffed. He set his glass down, hovering within striking distance of that irresistible cologne and the heat of Aziraphale’s neck. “What you need is someone to wreck you. Someone to rip off all those buttons and properly rattle your bones so you remember that you’re alive.”
Anger sparked in Aziraphale’s eyes, their colour a tempest of blue and grey, a stormy sea a man could drown in. He pursed his lips, then spoke, that deep and sonorous tone rippling over Crowley again. “And you need discipline.”
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The Pumpkin Spice Plague by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Sep 2025
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It’s Pumpkin Spice Latte season, and the world finally knows who to blame.
Aziraphale blinked at Crowley. “You — you tricked humans into craving a revolting demonic potion disguised as a cheerful seasonal libation?”
”Something like that, yeah.”
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Something Good and Gentle in the Blitz by LemonTart
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley are on good terms again, but Crowley’s not sure that their “strictly no romance” Arrangement is enough anymore. The truth is, it feels emotionally unfulfilling, but his heart can’t take another rejection.
But things are about to change: The night after the bullet catch act, Crowley and Aziraphale are at the bookshop when the air raid sirens sound. Sheltered in the basement, bathed in the glow of candlelight, the ground quaking around them, Aziraphale makes a confession that finally frees them to be together.
(Series now complete - at last, a happy ending!)
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- Part 8 of A Special Ineffable Arrangement
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A Special Ineffable Arrangement by LemonTart
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2025
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A series of missing and reimagined scenes that follows Crowley and Aziraphale’s relationship through the ages.
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Ineffabili-TEA by anna_bird, dbacklot99, harlotofgod, LemonTart, sixbynine, WiblyWobly_TimeyWimey
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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How to Mimic Letters, Fliers, and Stationery Without Using Images by La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
27 Jul 2017
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic the look of letters, fliers, and stationery (as well as other forms of written media) without using images. For all your epistolary fic needs.
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- Part 17 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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- English
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- 1/?
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Bookmarked by LemonTart
14 Aug 2025
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In which temptations are accomplished, grand romantic gestures are made, and two ineffable co-stars only take four seasons of an award-winning television program to realize they’re on their own side (at last, at last.)
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Bookmarked by LemonTart
29 Oct 2023