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  1. Summary

    When the war ends, Optimus and Megatron discover the battlefield never did. Peace demands diplomacy, restraint, and cooperation. But what grows between them is far more dangerous.

    A private psychological duel becomes a political liability. A political trap becomes a legal cage. And a legal cage becomes a visceral, spark-deep pull neither mech can escape.

    As the council circles and old enemies prepare to erase Megatron from history, the only shield strong enough to survive the coming storm is the one thing they were never meant to share: each other!

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    A story about power, intimacy, and the terrifying inevitability of two sparks that have been screaming at each other for 4 million years.

    ✨double the angst, double the tension, give it all to me✨

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    Decepticons wage their battles! to destroy! self-righteous forces of....the autobots!

    A collection of slice‑of‑life one‑shots where the mighty warriors of the Decepticon cause trip over their own egos, argue about nonsense, and somehow keep the Nemesis (mostly) intact.

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    “Easy there,” a voice soothed as Sam gasped for breath. “Deep breaths in and out. You’re alright, sweet spark. You’re alright now.”

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    Earth barely managed to avoid its own annihilation thanks to the last second assistance of new alien visitors. Slowly, civilizations that had been nearly destroyed through nuclear warfare, famine, and disease are rebuilt with the Autobots' help.

    But the Autobots' assistance isn't entirely altruistic. Earth has something they want. Because mixed with the millions of others are humans with spark signatures and the potential to become sparklings. And the Autobots who had believed they were doomed to a slow extinction, have no intention of letting their new little ones go.

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    (Based off of 🩻 Conversion by Pipsqueak05 and yakuit)

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Megatron progressively has a worse and worse day, including but not limited to: getting stuck in the Autobot base with no backup, accidentally hiding in his arch nemesis's room, and getting unknowingly jacked off by said nemesis.

    Aka: Megan’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Peter felt an all-consuming dread as Doctor Strange struggled to keep the universe from collapsing in on itself. For just a moment, his Spidey-senses tingled—then everything went black.

    In a completely different universe, Lord Megatron, leader of the Decepticons, expected another uneventful day trapped in frozen stasis. What he did not expect was to pick up a distress signal—one so close, and from a Sparkling, no less?!

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    02 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    [on hiatus indefinitely. Review author permissions to personally continue]

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    This is a lexicon I compiled, with 300+ terms, their alternative forms, their definitions, their alternative definitions, and relative frequencies.

    It aims to define fanonical consensus, and was created to serve as a reference guide for transformers jargon to authors and readers alike. I hope it is of use.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Keep your head on straight, son.

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    Series title from 'Who We Are' by Hozier.

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    23 Dec 2025