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I watched one of the human's streams during the event, thought it was funny, and created this!
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Apo turning, except Pyro has a waaaaaaaaaaay worse time than in canon
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Shelby turning, except Pyro has an even worse time than in canon :3
ft. my experience with panic attacks because why not
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Mark of Jasmine by I_dont_know_anything_im_sorry
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2022
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Soulmates were meant to love each other.
Soulmates were destined to meet.
Soulmates were fate.
Shen Qingqiu should've known that that didn't apply to him, he should've known that he was unlovable to begin with.
AN: If you expect this story to be sensibly paced out, I'm sorry to disappoint but chapter one is like 45k and chapter 2 is the rest lol
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Minute snapped out of his hesitation, then spoke quietly. “Are you sure we’d be able to take all six of them? Don’t forget, Wifies and Wemmbu are included on that list.”
Clown rocked back in his chair. “I’m sure you and Leo can handle them.”
“And if we can’t?”
Clown finally sat up straight, calmly fixing his tie. “Then I’ll just have to intervene.”
Or: How does the journey of three hitmen purging six, or seven people go?
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He took a step closer to the bed and his finger just barely grazed the sword at his hip, but it was enough to direct Flame’s attention to the weapon. A weapon that Flame very clearly lacked right now.
“You don’t have an upper hand here. You can act tough, but I know what condition you’re in. It will take you weeks, maybe even months, to be at your full strength without our help. You’re not leaving the End, I’m not letting you reveal my identity to the whole server.”
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in which Flame, chased and hurt by Law ends up in the End where two familiar people are already waiting, ready to hunt and protect. If only he knew that beforehand.Bookmarked by MapleshadeDefender
07 Mar 2026
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Big Angst
Much Angst
Very Awesomesauceokayitisntactuallythatmuchangstmysubconciousjustfreakedoutoveraparticularsentence
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“Just beat me now or die in your cell on your own tonight,” Wemmbu hisses. He puts the slightest bit more pressure on Lomedy’s neck, driving his point home and drawing a thin line of red out of his skin, tracing down Lomedy’s ashen throat.
Wemmbu is immediately greeted with a knee to the stomach, winding him before a fist swings into the side of his face.
“Good,” Wemmbu grins, just a bit more vicious than he means it to be when his back hits the floor with a slam.
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- Part 2 of Deadly Heartworm
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How to Fall in Love When You're Being Blackmailed: A Guide by Thomas (Who Has No Idea What He's Doing) by yahstarfish
Fandoms: Chained Life SMP
21 Feb 2026
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"I'm not wearing this," Thomas said, holding up a floral-print button-down that looked like a tropical garden had exploded on it. "This shirt has more colors than my entire emotional spectrum."
"Put it on," Snowbird's voice crackled through one of the speakers. "The floral reads as 'approachable' and 'fun.' You need all the help you can get."
Thomas glared at the ceiling. "If this ends with me falling in love on national television, I'm blaming you."
Snowbird's laugh echoed through the speaker. "Oh, Thomas. That's exactly what I'm counting on."
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Blackmailed to join a reality dating show by Snowbird, Thomas finds himself promptly falling for the last contestant to arrive— a quiet, grey-eyed disaster who laughed at his stupid joke and is also the most beautiful person he's ever seen.

