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    Stiles couldn’t remember what happened. He knew that he was walking back to the dorms pretty late - or early, depending on how you looked at it - and that a car stopped by him… He thought that there was a blond guy by the wheel and… he asked for directions? Seriously it was a the oldest trick in the book, and somehow he still fell for it.

    It was hard to open his eyes. Was he drugged?

    When he finally managed to pry them open, his vision was blurry for a few minutes before it cleared enough to make sense of what he was seeing. He was on his back, looking up at a… mobile? It was the kind they put above cribs and it had funny looking whales and sharks on it.

    Stiles got a bit dizzy as it rotate slowly, playing some kind of lullaby.

    What the fuck was going on?

    ETA: CHAPTER THREE ADDED!

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    “The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.

    “Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.

    Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.

    In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”

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    "Right. I'm a little less sober," he says. "Let's try again. Beer is three aspri for a pint. And this is because the world is ending?"

    Or: Trevor figures out that if the Night Horde kills everybody there will be no more beer, and reacts accordingly.

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    The man didn’t answer and he didn’t sit down; he just stood in the middle of the room like a fancy lamp. “I seem to have come into a bit of a problem,” he said. 'Come into', like coming into money, except the way he said ‘problem’ made it clear it wasn’t his usual inheritance.

    “What kind of problem?”

    “The kind that requires discretion.”

    Trevor took his hand away from the drawer and split into the lazy, well-worn grin he gave to clients. Because here was a client. “Then you’ve come to the right man.”

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    Or: the Castlevania Noir AU

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    Elias nodded.

    “You will take part in some medical testing related to it. Considering that Vitalixir is well, vital, you will be expected to stay in the facility for the duration of your contract and you will be forbidden to contact anyone on the outside.”

    Elias sighed, mouth pulling to the side in distrust. Yeah. Well, not like he had anyone he would like to contact. All he wanted was to pay off the enormous debt his dad left him, preferably before he was killed by the loansharks...

    But for a whole year?

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    23 Aug 2021