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Stiles couldn’t remember what happened. He knew that he was walking back to the dorms pretty late - or early, depending on how you looked at it - and that a car stopped by him… He thought that there was a blond guy by the wheel and… he asked for directions? Seriously it was a the oldest trick in the book, and somehow he still fell for it.
It was hard to open his eyes. Was he drugged?
When he finally managed to pry them open, his vision was blurry for a few minutes before it cleared enough to make sense of what he was seeing. He was on his back, looking up at a… mobile? It was the kind they put above cribs and it had funny looking whales and sharks on it.
Stiles got a bit dizzy as it rotate slowly, playing some kind of lullaby.
What the fuck was going on?
ETA: CHAPTER THREE ADDED!
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- Part 15 of Tumblr prompts
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11 Oct 2025
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“The fuck?” Ed manages, instantly getting his foot stuck in a nearby bucket.
“Sh-shh!” Stede pushes two fingers against his lips to shut him up.
Ed goes still and a bit cross-eyed, staring down at the hand on his mouth. Stede moves it away, with a mouthed “sorry!” focusing intently on the sounds outside the shed instead.
In the alley, hurried steps and shouting voices rush past; they catch fragments of: “Where the fuck did they go then?” or “Keep looking!” and even “The short one looks like a bloody birthday cake, how do you lose that—”
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03 Apr 2022
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"Right. I'm a little less sober," he says. "Let's try again. Beer is three aspri for a pint. And this is because the world is ending?"
Or: Trevor figures out that if the Night Horde kills everybody there will be no more beer, and reacts accordingly.
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- Part 8 of Shared Belmont Backstory
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19 Oct 2021
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What a Horrible Night to Have a Murder by DoubleDog
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
12 Oct 2021
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The man didn’t answer and he didn’t sit down; he just stood in the middle of the room like a fancy lamp. “I seem to have come into a bit of a problem,” he said. 'Come into', like coming into money, except the way he said ‘problem’ made it clear it wasn’t his usual inheritance.
“What kind of problem?”
“The kind that requires discretion.”
Trevor took his hand away from the drawer and split into the lazy, well-worn grin he gave to clients. Because here was a client. “Then you’ve come to the right man.”
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Or: the Castlevania Noir AUBookmarked by MaxNoodles
12 Oct 2021
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Elias nodded.
“You will take part in some medical testing related to it. Considering that Vitalixir is well, vital, you will be expected to stay in the facility for the duration of your contract and you will be forbidden to contact anyone on the outside.”
Elias sighed, mouth pulling to the side in distrust. Yeah. Well, not like he had anyone he would like to contact. All he wanted was to pay off the enormous debt his dad left him, preferably before he was killed by the loansharks...
But for a whole year?
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- Part 1 of Vitalixir
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23 Aug 2021
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There once was a time when everything was quiet in the tiny world of her department. The faster paced specialities used to call them the accountancy office on the fourth floor. She almost fondly missed those days. Since the law clamped down on the practice of training submissives into servicehood for the highest bidder as a means to pay off debt it had been all systems go. Doctor Lena Luthor, a specialist forensic doctor, just has no idea how her world is about to be cracked open as she heads into work to give the newest little patient on her ward an intimate, private exam. (TW: HARD MEDFET, NON/DUBCON, DDLG, HUMILIATION, LEZ FEELINGS!)
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08 Aug 2021
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Recipe for a crush by Papy_1412
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Feb 2021
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"Byleth kept an innocent face while she opened her lunch box. “I just feel bad. This is the most awkward approach I’ve seen in a long while.”
“Approach?” Ferdiand frowned again, now completely lost. “We’re not friends, but I wouldn’t say we have a bad relationship, far from it. What would he need to approach me for?”
She took the first bite of her omelet, staring at her TA, and let her silence speak for her. His lips started to squeeze in a thin line, his eyebrows scrunching like he was facing a complex math equation. “Stop looking at me like I’m an idiot. What am I missing? What are you saying?”
Or : Edelgard and Byleth come to the conclusion that Hubert getting laid would make their life way easier. Lucky them — Ferdinand Aegir is just as lonely and single as his coworker.
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28 Sep 2020
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The first summer after the war, Hubert realises he may have a problem.
At the end of Her Majesty’s cabinet meeting, he looks down at his notebook and sees not a single useful note. There is only a diagram, lines looping and flowing into curling braids. Not art, exactly. More a scientific study.
#FerdibertWeek2020 Day 6: Sun
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24 Aug 2020
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Out Cold (Except It's Actually Quite Warm) by Margravin3
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Jul 2020
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Ferdinand wants to try a sexy pretend kidnapping and interrogation. Hubert thinks he's being a little idealistic.
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31 Jul 2020
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Something About Not Much At All by featherhearted
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
05 Dec 2020
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“- but this is just getting ridiculous,” Dorothea’s hat was starting to come off her head. “And even Edie is getting sick of it – I don’t think she actually dislikes Ferdinand – and you should have seen her face when she left the Professor’s room. It’d be a lot easier if they just admitted they want each other and get it over with already!”
“Exactly what I said!” said Hilda. “Except I said “hatefuck.””
“On that note, we actually have a bit of an idea that maybe you’d want to take to Edelgard,” said Claude.
Tired of Hubert and Ferdinand's constant bickering, Claude and Hilda persuade Edelgard to do something about it.
And by "do something about it", they mean "lie to them and also manufacture increasingly ridiculous scenarios until they make out."
Much Ado About Nothing pastiche. Complete.
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30 Jul 2020
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Tony is accused of murder on an alien planet; Steve marries him to bring him home.
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23 Jun 2020
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“Section two, paragraphs three to seven,” Hubert says, pointing at the relevant document without breaking eye contact. Ferdinand narrows his eyes.
“Ships and marine delivery.”
“Precisely.”
They stay like that, resolutely staring, for several moments. Ferdinand fidgets with his collar. Hubert’s smirk widens.
“Oh no,” Dorothea stage whispers from the side, “they are both establishing dominance!”
“I think,” Edelgard clears her throat, and from the corner of his eyes Hubert can see her putting a firm hand over Dorothea’s elbow, “we should allow Ministers von Vestra and von Aegir to clear up whatever misunderstanding they must before we finish. There is tea in the Summer Parlour.”
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in which border taxes are negotiated, a Brigid diplomatic attaché is moderately scandalised, and Dorothea has a perfectly lovely time.
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27 Apr 2020
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A Web of Love: Claude Edition by Quillful (QuillfulWriter)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
27 May 2021
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Claude notices Hubert's budding affections for Ferdinand, and he's going to lend a hand whether Hubert wants it or not.
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- Part 1 of A Web of Love
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23 Apr 2020
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I know, you know by vanillashortcakes
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
22 Sep 2019
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Ferdinand visits his husband's workplace for the first time following a two-month trip.
No one knows who he is.
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09 Apr 2020
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“Alucard was here?” she says, and the look in her eyes is some mix of knowing and wanting. Trevor bends down and picks up her books, checking the spines out of habit; they’re undamaged.
He stares at the space Alucard was standing in and gives his cock a nice squeeze. “I think I’m going to fuck him,” he says apologetically.
“We’re going to fuck him,” she says, smirking, and takes the books out of his hands, leaning forward to give him a lingering kiss on the corner of his mouth. “If you can convince him.”
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09 Apr 2020
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Committed to Memory by Adaire (AlaeFatorum)
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Jul 2020
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Ferdinand did not remember falling from his horse. In fact, he was quickly discovering he did not remember a great many things.
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06 Apr 2020
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Blood Relations by MarsDragon for foxinthestars
Fandoms: 悪魔城ドラキュラ 暁月の円舞曲 と 蒼月の十字架 | Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow & Dawn of Sorrow
24 Feb 2014
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Soma's neck flared in pain. Arikado had - bitten him?
Arikado had bitten him!
Arikado had bitten him and was sucking his blood!
...Arikado was a vampire?
Actually, Soma thought as the pain faded from a sharp stab to a pleasant numbness, that explained a lot.
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16 Mar 2020
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11 Mar 2020
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And They Were His Neighbors (Oh my god they were his neighbors) by Sunnybone
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
18 Aug 2019
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*mild spoilers for Black Eagles route*
Caspar is extremely tired because his neighbor, Ferdinand, does not seem to understand that the dormitory walls are actually quite thin
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25 Feb 2020
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fear is the heart of love by nikkiRA
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Dec 2019
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Ferdinand takes a hit intended for Edelgard. Hubert goes a little overboard. Feelings are discussed.
“What does he have to be embarrassed about?” Ferdinand asks, confused. Edelgard raises an eyebrow.
“Have you seen the throne room?”
He has. A crack nearly down to the foundation, caused by a spell that onlookers said held more power than anything they had ever felt, that had left behind only the smoking bones of the assassin.
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23 Feb 2020