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Potter shakes his head before Tom is even done talking. “I... Look, I’m sorry, but I can’t help you with this. I can’t have sex with you. It’s... physically impossible.”
Tom frowns. “Physically impossible? What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means exactly what I said. I can’t have sex with you. Or anyone, really. It just doesn’t work. Don’t look at me like that, it’s the truth!”
Tom curls his lips. “Fine, if you don’t want to help me through my heat, then I suppose I’ll be gone for a while. We’ll just have to hope that the ministry won’t fall apart in the meantime.”
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one, two, counter-punch, knockout! by boxiesbestie (beveragebox277)
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
29 Nov 2022
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“Now are you going to put your cock in me or should I sock you in the face?”
Wonwoo was never meant to know Mingyu as more than the enemy.Series
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Mingyu couldn’t help it when Wonwoo was sleeping so prettily in his chest.
– a nfl player!mg x figure skater!ww alternate universe.
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face of my lover (your lover on mine) by otooga (olooga)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
16 Dec 2024
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Jazz and Prowl exchange a strange look, something that makes Megatron want to strangle them because he can’t decipher what it is. He pushes back the suspicion that they’ve caught onto his situation; it would be impossible for them to know. There is nothing different about Prime’s frame or processor from when Ratchet had scanned him during his forced berth rest. They cannot know about him.
“If you need an extended leave, don’t refrain from requesting it,” Prowl says after a small pause. “That was quite a blow to the helm you took.”
“A measly blow to the helm won’t deter me in the slightest,” Megatron snaps before he can think better. When he does think better, he reiterates to a wide-eyed Prowl, “that is, my helm is more than capable of taking a hit.”
Jazz laughs at that. It sounds strained.
“Sure,” he agrees, “yeah, sure. Hey, how many digits am I holding up?”
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or; waking up in your arch nemesis' body is definitely high up on the list of Things That Will Royally Fuck Shit Up, right alongside not knowing how it happened, how to get back, and also how said arch nemesis ran their faction full of idiots through four million years of war. -
A Million Words and World's Apart by TipsyArmadillo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
16 Nov 2024
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"I don’t know how to ask this gracefully but have you been engaging in any - ahem - intimate relations lately?”
Prime stiffened, answering in an unusually strained tone. “You know the answer to that, Ratchet. I’m a vessel for the will of Primus, I don’t ‘engage in relations’.”
“See, I do know that which is why I’m confused as to how I’m looking at a sparkling here.”
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After millions of years, Megatron and Optimus Prime are finally forced to confront their messy, tangled relationship.
