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    “Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”

    “Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”

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    Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.

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    Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot

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    01 Feb 2026

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.

    Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"

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    02 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 63

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    Alastor was prepared for a lot of things when he handed himself over to Vox.

    He was prepared for the victory parade. He was prepared for the press circuit. He was prepared for the smoothie date.

    He wasn’t prepared for this.

    Alastor arrives at V Tower expecting to finally get some rest after this awful day, or at worst to be tortured a little. He was not expecting Vox to try to make additions to his chair.

    OR: Roughly 27k of Alastor being fucked raw while Vox oscillates rapidly between cruel and begging.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Alastor and Vox have known each other for a long time, and they get on about as well as it's possible for non-allied overlords to. Allie has never had any particular interest in the kinds of things that naturally happen between men and women when they become closer, but...isn't it about time?

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    27 Dec 2025