Mizstalion
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Timing was everything, and feigning vulnerability was always an asset. Especially in his asylum of a family, where, even at sixteen, everyone considered him the cute baby brother.
It was his fault. He hadn't committed any in-family murder attempt in too long. Well, today would fix this.
In loving memory of Richard Grayson: Son, brother, the first Robin, Nightwing of Bludhaven, circus acrobat, cockblocker.
Or Dick attempts to give 16yo Damian the talk after walking in on him and Rae having sex. Jason and Tim ensure he does it (not)right.
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- Part 2 of Batfam Shenanigans
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Super-Dad by Mina_lomaniac
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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The Batfam, specifically Damian, realizes Batman is in a relationship with Superman. This can't stand, obviously, so he hosts interviews for the role of Step-Batdad.
The other siblings get in on it, chaos ensues, and there are chickens involved.
Enjoy the Batfam fluff. Minor appearance by Batcow.
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Lightning and Flesh by Mythology_Freak87
Fandoms: DCU, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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Shazam gets hit. Hard. He gets sent to the ground making a crater where he lands. “ARE WE DEADASS? BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL”
Batman has seen that kind of rage. The kind he's seen in his kids hundreds of times. The "I'm so exhausted I'm about to cry or die… maybe both" kind. He immediately starts looking for Shazam because he just realized Shazam isn't as old as they think he is. -
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Jason clamps down on the panic bubbling at the base of his sternum with a practiced hand and exhales all of his air, intending to settle into a meditative breathing pattern that should help him focus more on his other senses, except-
His breath comes out hot and humid, clouding the space around his mouth and nose and reflecting back on his cheeks, causing his skin to prickle uncomfortably. And when he inhales, it doesn’t quite fill his lungs, the air stale and wet.
It’s recycled air.
Jason involuntarily jerks in place, wobbling back a step.
He counts down five minutes in his head before he starts trying to break himself out – clings to the meager hope of rescue for those 300 agonizing, too-still seconds as he does his best to breathe shallowly and calmly to preserve his air supply. In the end, all it does is make him weaker, make the digging take longer.
Jason’s heart thunders in his chest. Dirt dribbles down onto his face.
OR: When an EMP goes off and Jason's powered-down helmet gets stuck on his head, he realizes a fatal flaw in his design - there's no way for him to breathe inside the helmet without power. Dick and Tim have to resort to desperate measures to save his life.
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- Part 3 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Stolen bat by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
30 Jan 2026
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“It's always an incident, Big Blue. Or a distraction. Or a moment of calm when you all let your guard down. Batman has protocols for a reason. Follow them!”
Superman blushed. "We try, but..."
"But?"
"Some people are a little reluctant..."
Nightwing looked at him, shocked. "They'd rather have Batman kidnapped by some strange alien queen than listen to him?"
Superman shrugged even more, in a somewhat unsuccessful attempt to make himself look smaller. "They were sirens this time. Circe..."
"I don't care if they were sirens, fairies, or something else, Big Blue! How is it possible that every time there's a League mission, Batman ends up kidnapped?"
(Dick is tired of the perverts trying to kidnap his dad, and how the Justice League did nothing to prevent it.)