Monothings



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    For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

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    Based on the song “Young, Wild & Free,” by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Bruno Mars.

    Harry Potter is a disaster. Draco still wants him.

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    Bakugo 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢.

    That knowledge had lived under his skin for years, buried beneath explosions and training and all the fights they had survived together. Now it pressed harder, unbearable in its weight. He loved him, and it consumed him whole. It burned through his thoughts during every single moment, and it would not let go.

    And now there was 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚.

    Now there was a baby, growing inside him, theirs.

    His mind circled around it endlessly, half guilty, half overwhelmed with awe, since he had 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮-𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 him, in a way, because he had lowered his blockers and let instinct guide his body, but the truth was simpler than that. He wanted it. He wanted Kirishima’s child, wanted something born of both of them, wanted to hold that proof in his hands.

    𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆: 1. surprise! it kicks! 2. guess who’s getting a minivan, and 3. congrats, you played yourself (and now we’re pregnant)

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    16 Mar 2026

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    To be a Bearer was a rare, precious thing. An expression of Yavanna’s goodwill to her children and a sign of great prosperity. Truly, to be so careless as to obviously sleep with a dwarf – and heaven knew if it had only been with one of them, some of the older folks snickered over their steaming teacups – yes, Bag End would stand empty before long. It would have the entire Shire talking until after Yuletide; talking amongst themselves, of course, among the adults and the worried folks. Not to Mad Baggins. Never to disgraced, shamed Master Baggins who did not step in front of his door until it was to leave, one child on his left arm, one swelling under his dwarven tunic. But the dwarves had to return from Ered Luin eventually. By the time King Thorin of the Lonely Mountain returned with his Queen Sister Dís in tow, Bag End was gathering dust. Past the shock and through the fear, accompanied by what-ifs and the dangers of the road, a chase for the heavily pregnant Bilbo Baggins ensued who was oddly determined to make it to Erebor in time.

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    "My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these unmarried king or princes marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."

    Smaug is defeated without the recruitment of a burglar, and several delegations, including one from the Shire, are invited to Thorin's public, official coronation. Bilbo, scribe and bachelor, travels to Erebor with fourteen other Hobbits, embarking on an adventure that will change not only his destiny, but those of many in Middle-earth.

    Or, the attempted Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for. Not to worry, knowledge of the plot of Pride and Prejudice is not necessary to understand this story.

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