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For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
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31 Mar 2026
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Longbottom’s Garden and Other Muggle Drugs by albondiguilla
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2025
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Based on the song “Young, Wild & Free,” by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, and Bruno Mars.
Harry Potter is a disaster. Draco still wants him.
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31 Mar 2026
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skipping the dating arc by fallingflxwer for teddytheartist
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
27 Sep 2025
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Bakugo 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙢.
That knowledge had lived under his skin for years, buried beneath explosions and training and all the fights they had survived together. Now it pressed harder, unbearable in its weight. He loved him, and it consumed him whole. It burned through his thoughts during every single moment, and it would not let go.
And now there was 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚.
Now there was a baby, growing inside him, theirs.
His mind circled around it endlessly, half guilty, half overwhelmed with awe, since he had 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮-𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 him, in a way, because he had lowered his blockers and let instinct guide his body, but the truth was simpler than that. He wanted it. He wanted Kirishima’s child, wanted something born of both of them, wanted to hold that proof in his hands.
𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆: 1. surprise! it kicks! 2. guess who’s getting a minivan, and 3. congrats, you played yourself (and now we’re pregnant)
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16 Mar 2026
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I don't belong (and my beloved, neither do you) by FrozenBrownie
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Oct 2022
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To be a Bearer was a rare, precious thing. An expression of Yavanna’s goodwill to her children and a sign of great prosperity. Truly, to be so careless as to obviously sleep with a dwarf – and heaven knew if it had only been with one of them, some of the older folks snickered over their steaming teacups – yes, Bag End would stand empty before long. It would have the entire Shire talking until after Yuletide; talking amongst themselves, of course, among the adults and the worried folks. Not to Mad Baggins. Never to disgraced, shamed Master Baggins who did not step in front of his door until it was to leave, one child on his left arm, one swelling under his dwarven tunic. But the dwarves had to return from Ered Luin eventually. By the time King Thorin of the Lonely Mountain returned with his Queen Sister Dís in tow, Bag End was gathering dust. Past the shock and through the fear, accompanied by what-ifs and the dangers of the road, a chase for the heavily pregnant Bilbo Baggins ensued who was oddly determined to make it to Erebor in time.
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16 Mar 2026
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Universally Acknowledged by mortuus_lingua
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
20 Aug 2018
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"My dear Mr. Baggins," she replied, "how can you be so tiresome! You must know that I am thinking of one of these unmarried king or princes marrying at least one of our Bagginses, and why not my Bilbo? He’s the prime of the lot."
Smaug is defeated without the recruitment of a burglar, and several delegations, including one from the Shire, are invited to Thorin's public, official coronation. Bilbo, scribe and bachelor, travels to Erebor with fourteen other Hobbits, embarking on an adventure that will change not only his destiny, but those of many in Middle-earth.
Or, the attempted Hobbit / Pride and Prejudice mashup that nobody asked for. Not to worry, knowledge of the plot of Pride and Prejudice is not necessary to understand this story.
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16 Mar 2026
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An Unexpected Addition by karategal
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012)
11 Mar 2013
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All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company.
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- Part 1 of A Hobbit in the Lonely Mountain
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16 Mar 2026
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Harry has a crush, Molly wants Draco to come over for dinner, and Ron has to send the invitation. What could go wrong?
Dear Weasel,
You do remember we learnt a spell in third year that lets me see everything you scratched out, do you not?
I’ll reply to your mother separately, but I’ll be there—if only to see if you’re telling the truth about the drool.Sincerely,
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15 Mar 2026
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They survive the battle. Bilbo stays. So how come Thorin isn't talking to him?
Bilbo had traced it back to the reclamation, when the golden sea of treasure had flooded Thorin’s mind and drowned him in sickness. And he’d traced it back to when Thorin was at his lowest, when he’d gripped Bilbo by the throat and threatened to release him over the ramparts, eyes cold and dark and without a hint of the amity Bilbo had come to expect to see in the depth of their pale blue. The hobbit had choked in the king’s grasp and wondered if this was the moment he would die, after everything they’d gone through together.
Yes, Thorin was brash and wayward, and stubborn, and he carried with him more anger than should have been possible for anyone to carry. But more than anything, he was noble and kind.
...Nothing else mattered. The king wasn’t talking to him and the hobbit hurt.
Updated monthly. Check chapter summaries for any warnings!
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21 Feb 2026
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The Art Of Wandering by Z0m_3ie
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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“A flower?” Frodo asks
Thorin chuckles, and Bilbo wants to dig his head further into his pillows. No, better, he wants the ground to swallow him so he doesn't ever have to be seen again, and he won't ever have to hear Thorin laugh like that ever again.
“A flower.” Thorin smiles. Oh dear. Bilbo is having heart palpitations. Or just a heart attack.
“.. That's very anti.. Anti..” The faunt looks at Bilbo with such wide eyes, he can't help but help him along.
“Anti-climactic.”
“Mhm!”
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After Frodo eats a nasty mushroom that almost kills him, Bilbo must travel back to Erebor after years spent away from the mountain to try and save his poor nephew. It doesn't go as smoothly as he had planned, though he supposes that nothing really does for him.
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09 Feb 2026
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Burning Sun by viii
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Sep 2016
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After it is all finished and the dust has cleared from the air, Kili is the only one left standing from the house of Durin.
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08 Feb 2026
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Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
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05 Feb 2026
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Lost Kingdom by thesadchicken
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
01 Feb 2026
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“The door remained hidden and the air was cold, lapping at him like waves in the distant seas of songs. The shadow enveloped him with a father’s tenderness. The world was slowly waking up. He was soaked to the bone, and the sun shone weakly upon his brow. Thorin Oakenshield was alive.”
Against all odds, Thorin survives the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo, grappling with his feelings, decides to stay in Erebor. But when the magical ring he’s been keeping secret starts whispering to him in the night, Bilbo knows he must heed its call. Thorin follows him, haunted by a strange vision. A second journey, a kingdom’s rebirth and many terrible truths await them under the mountain…
Written as part of the Acorns & Oak Leaves WIP Round-Up event | With art by Rutobuka ⊹ ࣪ ˖
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04 Feb 2026
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Fear and Family (Or, the One Where Kíli Is the Sensible One) by Lumeleo
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Mar 2016
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After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn't sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him -- but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo's quite used to being the talk of the Shire.
The line of Durin might suffer of thick skulls, but fortunately Kíli is less stubborn than his uncle and brother, and decides to fix things, even if that means taking his newlywed wife for a ride all the way to the Shire and beyond. Of course, he doesn't yet know what he'll see there -- but he does know how to fix things. Even if it means giving up his claim to the throne.
(Let's not kid ourselves -- that's his favourite part.)
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26 Jan 2026
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Of Kin and Courtships by amethystviolist, xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Dec 2024
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In order to stay in Erebor, Bilbo must be adopted into a dwarven family, but not every dwarf is keen on that idea.
Oh, but not because they're xenophobic, quite the opposite: Everyone wants to claim their favorite hobbit burglar as their brother!
“One week,” Bifur grunted in Khuzdul.
“One week,” Dori agreed shortly.
They shook hands over the table as Bilbo tuned back into reality, and the hobbit frowned a little at the battle-ready postures on either side of the table.He should have known nothing with dwarves would ever be easy.
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26 Jan 2026
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To Wrap You In Comfort With A Quilted Crown of Starlight by Youbetyourbuttons
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
06 Sep 2025
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Thorin’s hand is forced into finding a Consort. Potential suitors must prove themselves through gift giving. Thankfully a pining Bilbo has a project he’s been working on for months that will hopefully stop his beloved dwarf from marrying another.
Thorin's glare was redirected to him. "Is it so absurd to imagine me with a spouse?" His voice was bitter.
Jealousy curdled in Bilbo's gut. It was not absurd, Bilbo had imagined it countless times, but with him as Thorin's husband. However, he couldn't say that, could he? It was obvious Thorin was looking for something, someone, else.
Slide 128 for TRSB 2025
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25 Jan 2026
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"Reflecting on it now, it had been hard to avoid. Snuggly pressed together on the elven road, every member of the company had gotten a good lung full of their hobbit and the truth had surfaced at last.
Bilbo Baggins was an omega"
Or, Bilbo has never met an alpha in his life, and here he is teamed up with several. How is one little well-mannered omega supposed to deal with a crowd of rowdy alphas, especially when their leader won't stop in his persistent starring?
OR, Bilbo and Thorin find out there's more to their relationship as friends via the magic of their biology~
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- Part 1 of BagginSheild ABO
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25 Jan 2026
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Song of the Mountain by morgana_fire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Jan 2026
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A wrong turn in a blizzard strands book editor Bilbo Baggins in the mountains with world-famous rock star Thorin Oakenshield, and what begins as survival turns into something far rarer — a slow, aching love built from quiet conversations, late-night phone calls, homemade bread, and the courage to be seen. But when the world decides their story is a scandal instead of fate, they must choose whether to hide or sing it out loud.
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25 Jan 2026
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It is the turning point in the year, Erebor is trapped by an unrelenting snow and within the mountain, the dwarves have to survive the bitter season any way they can. Bilbo is determined to help them, and not just because it is a good distraction from his own thoughts.
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23 Jan 2026
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In a conversation with Dumbledore’s portrait after the battle at Hogwarts, Harry finds out that he is and always has been a homunculus—a substitute body made to carry the Horcrux so that little Harry Potter, who lies asleep as a baby under powerful charms, wouldn’t have to. Harry struggles to process the news, the fallout, and the discovery that he might disintegrate at any moment.
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- Part 9 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2020
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21 Jan 2026
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When moving into a new flat, it's normal to check the bedrooms for space, the bathrooms for mould and the kitchen for that indescribable thing that will drive your loved ones in even when nothing is cooking on the stove. Harry, Ron and Hermione, though, should have been much more concerned about the state of their living room because, whether they knew it or not, all of the important bits are going to happen right in the centre of a space they may yet to grow to call their home.
or: a look into the Golden Trio surviving their first year after the end of the War
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21 Jan 2026