Not_Quite_an_Enigma



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  1. Rec 28

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    Three Sentence Ficathon prompt - any, any, the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you. (h/t tumblr)

    An experiment gone wrong - or perhaps gone right - rebounds on Cardoom and his commander, and sends them fleeing into the wastelands of Cybertron. Unable to communicate with each other, 'Doom despairs of ever getting his commander-maybe-friend back as he was. ...and then, somehow, Deadlock manages to track down the Autobot CMO.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    Who knows, maybe this farm needs some more “Kents” on it.

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    09 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Enforcer Trainee Prowl has been hand picked to join the Protect and Serve Initiative's pilot program! He's more than ready to go above and beyond the call to serve... or at least he will be.

     

    written for a kinkmeme, original prompt included in first chapter's notes.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    A Prime is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to… give or take that one small paracausal nudge.

    Or, that time the Matrix got impatient and stole a truck...

    It's only going to get more and more hazardous to binge all of this:
    ✔️ Optimus Prime being iconically wholesome
    ✔️ Cybertron being an exotic mechanical wonderland
    ✔️ Mystery, adventure, and intrigue
    ✔️ Not so much a slow burn as a long fuse
    ❌ Civil war

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Jazz turned in his seat, cube at his lips, just in time to spot the white pursuit vehicle steaming and panting in the doorway. “Jazz of Staniz,” the enforcer shouted, “surrender the matrix and come quietly!”

    Jazz knocked back his drink. “Well!” he said to the open-mouthed bartender, “time to split!”

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    18 Jul 2025