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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist, stayweirdalways
Fandom Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
Summary
Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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My Life As A Background Member Of Starfleet by TheAsexualofSpades
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series
11 Sep 2018
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So we all know the stories about the main characters of Star Trek. But what happens to those who aren't always in the spotlight?
This is what happens when someone asks me that question and a character in the back of my head goes: "Hey! Write about me!"
Ups, downs, it's Star Trek. Live long and prosper, my friends.
(Also known as Bones adopts another kid except he can snark with this one about the other ones.)
I name my character, but if you guys want, there's a cool Google Chrome extension called Interactive Fics where you can replace the name with whatever you want!
Title inspired by the 'My Life as a Background Slytherin' Comics. If you haven't seen those go check them out. https://emilyscartoons.tumblr.com
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Why do we tell stories?
To make sense of a world that can be terrifying and enormous.
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Cherry by TheAsexualofSpades
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Mar 2026
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Weird things happen inside your body when you get really, really angry.
Some people say they feel hot all over, like they're a kettle just begging to let off steam by shouting really loudly. Some people say they feel cold, like they've just been dropped into a freezing lake and left to struggle their way out. Some people's anger is wet, tears streaming from their eyes as they stumble over their words in an effort to shove the emotion out of their body in as many ways as possible. Some people's anger is dry, where it's nothing but words effortlessly aimed at their target to cut them down without so much as a flinch.
Peter's anger is none of that.
Bookmarked by Oatmeal_Archive
16 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
YEAHH I'M GOING TO GO SOB NOW YIPPEE ಥ‿ಥ
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In one universe, we know the Sides as follows: Patton, ever stringent Morality, Logan, the voice of Logic and Reason, Virgil, Anxiety and sarcasm personified, Janus as doubt and Deceit, and the twins, Roman and Remus as Creativity.
In another...the anxious Side waits for a group meeting to start.
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Quiet Pain by TheAsexualofSpades
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
12 Mar 2026
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Peter has a bad pain day. His family take care of him.