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After many months of self-denial, Hermione receives an envelope of explicit photos of her and a one night stand she had four months earlier.
She could have ignored what seeing those photos made her feel, but the vile message attached that threatened to leak the photos to the press was the catalyst to accept the truth. Hermione has a stalker.
Her reputation had struggled in the last year, as well as some of her confidence.
When she seek's Harry’s advice, it is sad, but honest. The ministry is in turmoil as crime is on the rise and targeted muggleborn attacks are spreading. Harry suggests hiring a private investigation firm that he's worked with in the past and Hermione reluctantly agrees.
The P.I. handling her case is, none other than Draco Malfoy, the man in the photos from her one night stand.
As their path takes sharper and darker turns, Hermione and Draco have to risk their own secrets coming forth to keep each other and the rest of the ones they love safe.
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12 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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07 Mar 2026
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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01 Mar 2026
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Three years after the first Obscurial massacre, Hermione Granger is on the cusp of getting promoted to the long awaited position of the Head of the Division of Obscurial Elimination. She only needs to finish one last job in the rural Norwegian north with an unknown partner, and she is determined to get it done, no ifs or buts.
Three years after Draco Malfoy quit his job and left Britain to no one knew where, he returns to take up a position at the Division of Obscurial Elimination. He only brings a suitcase, a mysterious past and an objective to take the Ministry down. The fact that he gets partnered with Hermione Granger, star employee and his sworn nemesis, is bound to make things a bit complicated.
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"OBSCURUS BLOWS UP ORPHANAGE IN SOUTH FRANCE; FIRST OF ITS KIND IN MORE THAN 200 YEARS!
By Rita Skeeter
Published on June 24th, 2000Last night, at approximately 23:10 o’clock, in the commune of Pierrefeu-du-Var, an orphanage housing 24 children and 3 adults at the time blew up and killed every single living person inside. French Wizarding authorities suspect this to be the first case of an Obscurus in over 2 centuries."
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15 Jan 2026
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Hermione and Draco's mutual friends really want them to have sex. At first, they fight it... until they don't.
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22 Nov 2025