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After many months of self-denial, Hermione receives an envelope of explicit photos of her and a one night stand she had four months earlier.
She could have ignored what seeing those photos made her feel, but the vile message attached that threatened to leak the photos to the press was the catalyst to accept the truth. Hermione has a stalker.
Her reputation had struggled in the last year, as well as some of her confidence.
When she seek's Harry’s advice, it is sad, but honest. The ministry is in turmoil as crime is on the rise and targeted muggleborn attacks are spreading. Harry suggests hiring a private investigation firm that he's worked with in the past and Hermione reluctantly agrees.
The P.I. handling her case is, none other than Draco Malfoy, the man in the photos from her one night stand.
As their path takes sharper and darker turns, Hermione and Draco have to risk their own secrets coming forth to keep each other and the rest of the ones they love safe.
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
12 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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07 Mar 2026
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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01 Mar 2026
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Three years after the first Obscurial massacre, Hermione Granger is on the cusp of getting promoted to the long awaited position of the Head of the Division of Obscurial Elimination. She only needs to finish one last job in the rural Norwegian north with an unknown partner, and she is determined to get it done, no ifs or buts.
Three years after Draco Malfoy quit his job and left Britain to no one knew where, he returns to take up a position at the Division of Obscurial Elimination. He only brings a suitcase, a mysterious past and an objective to take the Ministry down. The fact that he gets partnered with Hermione Granger, star employee and his sworn nemesis, is bound to make things a bit complicated.
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"OBSCURUS BLOWS UP ORPHANAGE IN SOUTH FRANCE; FIRST OF ITS KIND IN MORE THAN 200 YEARS!
By Rita Skeeter
Published on June 24th, 2000Last night, at approximately 23:10 o’clock, in the commune of Pierrefeu-du-Var, an orphanage housing 24 children and 3 adults at the time blew up and killed every single living person inside. French Wizarding authorities suspect this to be the first case of an Obscurus in over 2 centuries."
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15 Jan 2026
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Hermione and Draco's mutual friends really want them to have sex. At first, they fight it... until they don't.
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22 Nov 2025
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
22 Nov 2025
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Hermione has been showing up to work at the Ministry early for years, relishing in the peace and quiet the empty building offered.
So, when Draco Malfoy is suddenly employed by the Ministry and starts showing up at the exact same time as her every morning, they begin sharing elevator rides, before they're sharing coffees, pastries and much more.
A short-story of connecting in the short spaces of elevator rides, and falling hard for each other.
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
13 Apr 2025
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Investigative Auror Draco Malfoy and Forensic Anthropologist Dr Hermione Granger find themselves temporary custodians of an infant while working to solve the mystery of his mother’s tragic murder.
For fans of the Booth/Brennan ship, forced proximity, and snarky narrators, I present to you a comedic Dramione murder-mystery inspired by the TV show Bones.
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23 Dec 2024
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16 Dec 2024
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You Are In Love (Hermione's Version) by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2024
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She could hear it in the silence.
She could feel it on the way home.
She could see it with the lights out.
Hermione Granger was in love with Draco Malfoy.Three years post-war and both looking for a fresh start, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger cross paths while he is living in Paris. A friendship quickly blooms between the pair after Draco decides to return to Britain to work alongside Harry Potter in tracking down the remaining Death Eaters stirring up trouble. During this time, he finds himself drawn more and more to Hermione, and in turn, she finds herself more in need of Draco than she ever imagined possible.
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- Part 1 of You Are In Love Universe
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
03 Dec 2024
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After returning from an 18-month assignment with the Department of Mysteries, Hermione discovers that her old life in England has changed. Her motley of friends has expanded, and even Draco Malfoy is accepted. And to her profound dismay, the Unspeakable realises that she may need to accept her old bully as well, because the Ministry has assigned Auror Malfoy to her next case—a time-travelling quest to find the lost cure for memory ailments. As the unlikely pair embark on their task, they unravel mysteries and face historical fiends they never expected. And as Hermione grows fonder of the man she never wanted to forgive, she discovers the secret that he’s kept locked away…a secret that makes their task all the more consequential. But can time heal all wounds, or will it break an already damaged heart?
[Note June 2025: I'm editing this fic as I find the time, so if anyone notices the word count change don't freak out! I'm not changing any of the content, I'm only editing grammar, flow, etc.]Series
- Part 1 of Time Will Tell
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
21 Nov 2024
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Hermione Granger shouldn't have been surprised when assignments were handed out that morning that she'd been paired with Draco bloody Malfoy. She shouldn't have been surprised and yet...she couldn't help but feel like the whole thing was rigged.
When Hermione and Draco are paired up for their next Auror assignment, nothing is as it seems. Hermione has secrets, the department has spies, and why are a group of troublemakers from the States reeking havoc in London? Is there something evil afoot? A Dramione story where the plot is thick and the romance light. Mystery & Suspense elements included.
Oh yeah, did we mention it has a flirty Theodore Nott?
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21 Nov 2024
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27 Nov 2023
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Hermione is familiar with fighting: for respect, for attention, for justice. She’s even made a career of it; working on behalf of creatures and beings. But her battle against the Ministry’s marriage law is one she loses. Badly. And now, she has to contend with not only public derision and patriarchal politics, but her growing feelings for her government-mandated spouse.
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- 14/14
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18 Nov 2023
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The Art of Wooing Hermione Granger: a 12-Month Affair by sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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At a holiday party for Ministry employees, Granger explains the muggle tradition of setting a New Year’s resolution to Draco.
Draco, who has recently discovered that his feelings for her are more than platonic, latches onto the idea. What better time to “buckle down”—as the muggleborns say—on his efforts than January 1?
And so, Draco has decided, in the amount of time it takes her to describe the concept, that his New Year's resolution will consist of one lofty goal: to woo Hermione Granger.
All he has to do is navigate decoy, mid, and quarter year resolutions, join a fantasy (American) football team, train for a sprint triathlon, keep an overbearing Theodore Nott away from Granger, and dodge suspicious looks from overprotective Potters.
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- 14/14
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17 Nov 2023
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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- 12/12
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17 Nov 2023
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Hermione Granger had been asked—and agreed—to do many absurd things since learning she was a witch, usually involving Harry Potter. This long list included, in no particular order, smuggling baby dragons, being placed unconscious at the bottom of a lake surrounded by merpeople, and traveling back in time to fly an escaped convict to safety on the back of a mythical creature. But returning to a Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts pretending to be Daphne Greengrass may have been the most ridiculous yet.
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Slow burn, wartime Dramione. Complete.
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- English
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- 208,310
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- 30/30
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16 Nov 2023
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Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione is at the top of her field and presenting a breakthrough potion at a worldwide conference in Paris. When there are threats on her life by a radical wolf pack, she's assigned security for the week. As fate would have it, her security just happens to be the same man who was her first love.
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- English
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- 62,026
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- 10/10
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15 Nov 2023
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A journalist sits down with Draco Malfoy, who vanished eight years ago, for his story on why he disappeared and what happened.
Told from the perspective of Hermione, the journalist follows the story of Draco and Hermione on an expedition to look for a mythical cave and the aftermath of returning home.
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- 41/41
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13 Nov 2023
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Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.
Draco Malfoy….Beater.
She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by Sarbear700
12 Nov 2023