Schmerzlich
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All Systems Red (Robin) by Schmerzlich
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Dec 2024
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All Tim wants is to be left alone so that he can fantasize about drinking coffee and stalking Batman's anti-corporate operation in (relative) peace. But when he's assigned as the Wayne crew's SecUnit for a mission, he learns that not all humans view him as just an appliance.
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this is hungry work by Schmerzlich for amillionshadesofrose
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
17 Aug 2024
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When Laios is swallowed whole by a Kraken during its mating cycle, things get steamy between him and Kensuke
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A Complete Breakfast by Schmerzlich for amillionshadesofrose
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 May 2024
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They're so cringefail
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I Want You by Schmerzlich
Fandoms: 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End (Anime & Manga)
14 Jan 2024
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Touch-starved Mika isn't a fan of physical touch. Yuu is going to help however he can.
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- Part 9 of On Being a Monster
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Mika becomes a fully turned vampire at age twelve.
Yuu is NOT happy about it.
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- Part 1 of Voracity
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On Being a Monster by Schmerzlich
Fandom 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End, 終わりのセラフ | Owari no Seraph | Seraph of the End (Anime & Manga)
14 Jan 2024
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“I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?” Ratthi asked, because humans can’t play back bits of conversations that they didn’t hear and are always asking each other to repeat things, much to the annoyance of any contracted SecUnits being forced to listen in and record everything they say to be sold for advertising data.
“Yes,” Gurathin confirmed, and then everyone was staring at me and looking all shocked and sad and whatever.
“Constructs don’t age the same way humans do,” I reminded them, before anyone could start thinking anything stupid like oh no, Murderbot is just a little kid and little kids shouldn’t be doing security and eleven year olds shouldn’t have guns in their arms. "Eleven is old for a SecUnit. Most of my inorganics are already past warranty.”
Except, because I’m an idiot, that didn’t make it better. It actually made it worse, because now even Dr. Mensah was making a concerned face at me.Bookmarked by Schmerzlich
04 Mar 2026
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Turkey with a Side of Stressin’ by motleyfam for justbeyondstars
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Super Sons (Comics)
16 Sep 2025
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What should be a wholesome family vacation turns into Tim’s personal hellscape when the Waynes decide to spend Thanksgiving at the Kent Farm.
Featuring an impromptu road trip, a packed-out farmhouse, an overeager grade-schooler, and a festive sprinkling of unresolved trauma.
(And pie, of course. There’s also pie.)
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- Part 11 of Settle Our Bones
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17 Sep 2025
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By the time Jason is finished, the world will be unrecognizable. Crime will be abolished altogether, and even Batman will be reduced to Kite-Man status. Jason is going to unleash a hurricane on Gotham like this world has never seen.
“All right, Death Note,” he says, words carrying on the wind. “Let’s see what kind of damage we can do.”
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25 Jun 2025
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“You locked a Pit-mad, murderous vigilante in a small, enclosed space with one of his biggest triggers. In some ridiculous parody of training.”
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21 Mar 2025
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The Wayne pack is the oldest pack in Gotham.
The Bat pack is the most infamous pack in Gotham.
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21 Mar 2025