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The Consort Takes A King by SharpestScalpel for 71tenseventeen
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
01 Jun 2020
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Sidney, the 87th Omega of the House of Lemieux, shall wed Evgeni, the exiled prince from the House of Malkin.
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Captain's log, personal. Stardate 4713.2. After a transporter accident during which an unknown bird-like creature beamed aboard the Enterprise, I find myself in new emotional circumstances. I can't bring myself to regret any of these events.
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Sometimes it takes an alien space goose to knock three men out of their too-isolated ways.
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Concept based on Boxstorm's Check, Please! AU:
"soulmate au where one person finds a goose who leads them to the other person. the difficulty comes in not being mauled by a goose"
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A Person Has Control by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Would Watch Steve Hump A Mattress In A Heartbeat" and "Bucky Barnes Begins To Get His Groove Back. And By Groove I Mean Sex."
Bucky sleeps with Steve every night now. This has led to some...frustration.
In which Bucky Barnes takes a shower and takes care of a particularly stubborn erection - and reminds himself of an important lesson along the way.
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The Tip of His Tongue Like the Tips of His Fingers by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky Barnes Gets A Manicure And His Man" and "Bucky Barnes: Have You Been Using My Hair Treament - No, I Can't Use A Line From O Brother, Where Art Thou? As A Title, Self."
Bucky has a lot of good days. But sometimes there is still stuff that throws him. He just doesn't understand why this time it's a little bottle of nail polish that he lifted from Tasha's apartment. This shouldn't be that big a deal. Except for how it's totally a big deal.
In which Bucky Barnes has a hard time but figures himself out anyway with the help of his friends because sometimes that's how life works best.
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The Dynamic Tension Between Your Mouth And Mine by SharpestScalpel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
19 May 2016
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Other considered names for this fic include: "Bucky's Second First Kiss" and "They Were Hard Times And Bad Things Happened But Bucky Is Much Better Now."
Bucky always kept himself busy when Steve was away at summer camp. It mostly went well until it didn't.
In which Bucky remembers and in which Bucky moves on from memories.
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Bucky Barnes, Mama's Boy (The Winifred Barnes And Sarah Rogers Show) by SharpestScalpel
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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ilya rozanov, top-dog by anyabarnes
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.limelight, 8.5k words
Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.
hat-trick, 17.1k words
Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.
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You've got mail by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.
UPDATE: this fic now works on desktop AND phone!
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03 Apr 2026
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Change Your Win Conditions by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Feb 2026
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Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.
So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.
Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.
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30 Mar 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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Immune to Everything (Except You) by proseandpulse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.
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- Part 2 of Night Changes AU
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