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  1. Rec *

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    Yuna getting stuck in an elevator with Ilya for two hours doesn't change everything... but it changes some things. Like Yuna getting to be on a first-name basis with Ilya a full year before her son is.

    (Part 2 (the smutty part) is not actually essential reading if you are not in the mood for smut!)

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    12 Apr 2026

  2. Rec *

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    When Ilya and Shane decide they want a plan to let them soften the rivalry and (maybe, eventually) come out without it being an NHL emergency, they ask Yuna for help. Yuna's got a 6 stage plan and it is absolutely, definitely going to work.

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    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    2,850
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    12 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 56

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    Shane squirms around to reach into his back pocket and drops something on Ilya’s chest. He tucks his chin to see.. a small folding knife, blade tucked away, a plain black handle. It looks utilitarian, like someone might take it on a camping trip. Ilya blinks at it, looks up at Shane who is frozen above him, a question behind his eyes. 'A mark' he said. 'Something that lasts' he said. Ilya feels his brain stall like he’s just fucked up his car, and when it coughs back into gear he abruptly realises he’s getting hard so fast it actually hurts.

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    They're nearly at the end of their time at the Cottage. Luckily, Shane has an idea to make it memorable.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    1,953

    08 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

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    Immediately following the events of Episode 6, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov return to the cottage and spend the next number of days talking, fucking, and sharing secrets about their relationship the other person doesn't know.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    976
    Kudos:
    5,519
    Bookmarks:
    1,729
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    57,574

    06 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Mr. Hollander & Puppy Ilya
    A series of related works detailing the relationship between older, veteran Mr. Hollander and his younger, rookie puppy. Recommended reading order is chronological.

    limelight, 8.5k words

    Ilya Rozanov is the best damn rookie the NHL has ever seen. Shane Hollander, captain of the Metros and three-time Stanley Cup winner with over 700 career goals (not that Ilya is counting, thank you very much), just wants to help him celebrate.

    hat-trick, 17.1k words

    Ilya just wants to prove to Mr. Hollander that he can be a good boy. Mr. Hollander is happy to indulge him.

    pillowtalk, 21.5k words

    It’s not really Ilya’s fault that he needs Mr. Hollander. Besides, Mr. Hollander is happy to teach his puppy some new tricks.

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    05 Apr 2026

  6. Public Bookmark *

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    While trying to write to his friend studying abroad in Moscow, Shane Hollander accidentally reaches Ilya Rozanov.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    5,221
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    27,190
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    357,918

    03 Apr 2026

  7. Rec *

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    Words:
    102,971
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    5,644
    Kudos:
    16,973
    Bookmarks:
    7,702
    Hits:
    421,140

    30 Mar 2026

  8. Rec *

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    292,604

    29 Mar 2026

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane's heart learned Ilya's name and forgot how to beat for anything else.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
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    45,244

    27 Mar 2026

  10. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane is drunk, concussed, and hiding in a phone booth when he calls the only number he knows by heart.

    The man who answers is not Hayden Pike.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    8,241
    Bookmarks:
    2,277
    Hits:
    109,035

    27 Mar 2026

  11. Rec *

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    For a second, Scott pictures it—their tragic gay love affair, conducted in Holiday Inns and Marriotts, following the usual routine; the cut-off afterglow, the tied-off condom burning a hole in someone’s pocket because they were too scared to leave it in the hotel trash, the look-both-ways paranoia leaving the room, fleeing the scene head-down-hands-in-pockets. Scott pictured a decade of that—a four-year marriage of that—and felt sick. Two thousand fucking ten. Christ. Kip had cousins younger than that.

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    Comments:
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    Hits:
    6,752

    27 Mar 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    27 Mar 2026

  13. Rec *

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    freak 4 freak 4 freak 4 freak

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    26 Mar 2026

  14. Rec *

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    Celeste Navarro:
    PAUSE.
    BACK UP.
    Did Jackie add Ilya to our WAGs group chat?

    Hannah Wilson:
    Is this even allowed?
    It kinda feels illegal.
    No offense, Rozanov. It’s just that you play for the other team.

    Ilya Rozanov:
    Is that…
    How you say? Double meaning?

    Celeste Navarro:
    HA!

    ----

    Or the one where Ilya Rozanov has a minor crash out after learning Rose Landry is still in the Metros WAG Group Chat but he hasn't been added & now he must infiltrate the group because he is the ultimate wife.

    **This is a current crack fic WIP that accidentally developed a plot. I hope to have updates posted once a week-ish, but there is no publishing schedule.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    Hits:
    114,554

    24 Mar 2026

  15. Rec *

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    6,720
    Kudos:
    29,105
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    13,244
    Hits:
    1,004,743

    23 Mar 2026

  16. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.

    Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.

    So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.

    After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    637
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    101,439

    19 Mar 2026

  17. Rec *

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    162,888

    19 Mar 2026

  18. Rec *

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    Summer at the cottage is the first time Shane and Ilya have been able to spend any significant time together. Naturally, it comes with some revelations.

    Or, Five Things Russians Do Not Do, A Detailed Observational Study By Shane Hollander.

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    Language:
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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    863
    Kudos:
    5,848
    Bookmarks:
    1,465
    Hits:
    77,045

    18 Mar 2026

  19. Rec *

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    Shane and Ilya's peace is hard-won and devastatingly fragile. A phone call from Russia threatens to bring the whole house of cards down around them.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    126,272
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    3,027
    Kudos:
    6,154
    Bookmarks:
    1,584
    Hits:
    174,916

    09 Mar 2026

  20. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    145,224
    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    5,428
    Kudos:
    19,931
    Bookmarks:
    6,564
    Hits:
    577,590

    09 Mar 2026

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