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summary：超人中了红氪的招，据说他会不顾一切做自己最想干的事。蝙蝠侠为此感到很紧张，因为超人突然绑架了他并把他脱了个精光——但事情并没有那么糟，小镇男孩似乎只想和他盖被子，谈谈性幻想问题
warning：本来想搞黄色，结果变成了相声。本来好像还有很多warning但我登不上sy我忘了我怎么写的了！总之弱智快乐傻黄甜，ooc私设请无视，不喜欢我就斯密马赛，OK！
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05 Aug 2025
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【Brujay】熬鹰概率（代发） by YouSeeBIGCAT (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
07 Mar 2025
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二代罗宾死掉后的第四年，蝙蝠侠在一个涉及人口贩卖的色情网站中看见了一具熟悉的身体，主播拒绝露脸，于是火柴马龙把自己干上了榜一。
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17 Jul 2025
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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