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    Have you ever pictured Lord Voldemort changing diapers?

    He hasn’t, either.

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    23 Oct 2025

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    19 Oct 2025

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    For three years, Stanley has been a participant of the Universe 25 experiment. Can he truly ever be removed, or has the entire universe been permanently reduced to that one room?

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Stanley has been down on his luck for the better part of a decade. He's long given up on stupid hopes of making millions, going back home or sailing the seven seas. If there's anything he could even wish for, however, it'd be to see his brother again.

    But first, he'd like to get rid of the figure that looks and sounds exactly like Ford.

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    11 Oct 2025

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    Thirty years ago, Stan agreed to take Journal 1 somewhere far away by Ford’s desperate request, only to perish at sea. Upon his death, a mysterious power seals his soul within the journal he failed to protect. For many years afterward, the journal continues to drift through the ocean, alone and forgotten by all.

    In 2012, Mabel Pines is feeling lost without her twin brother, who’s accepted an internship at the prestigious International Institute of Oddology, run by the famous Stanford Pines. Just when she thinks she’s gonna have to survive public middle school alone, a chance encounter at the pier changes everything.

    Meanwhile, Dipper is beyond ecstatic to follow in his great uncle’s footsteps as a paranormal researcher. While he has reservations about leaving Mabel in Piedmont, he can't pass up this educational opportunity. But he’ll soon discover that not everything is as it seems within the Institute and the town of Gravity Falls.

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    22 Sep 2025