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The problem isn’t that he’s thinking about death at all. The problem is that when he does, there’s nobody who would miss him–not really.
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Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood by agentmoppet, SlugLord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2017
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Harry's used to finding distractions to avoid studying, but propositioning Malfoy to get rid of the pesky problem of their virginity is on a whole new level, even for him.
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A Cock In Hand (Is Worth Two In The Bush) by SlugLord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2017
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Draco is in his mid twenties when the stress gets to him. It’s completely unexpected, but then again, midlife crises do have the tendency to be unpredictable.
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184 Birds for Christmas by SlugLord for JulietsEmoPhase
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2016
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Draco wasn’t expecting anything usual to happen this Christmas. Standard protocol for him was to go to the Manor, have an uncomfortable meal, and spend the day pretending they didn’t all hate each other. That was why, when he woke on the morning of the 17th and found cocks had taken over his living room, Draco was surprised.
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It starts, as so many things in Draco's life do, with his mother. Since he's returned from Hogwarts, all he's done is complain about Harry Potter this and Harry Potter that. It's all he's talked about for a month and a half, and Lucius and Narcissa can't take it anymore.
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Cointreau (my orange liqueur) by LIDDLEINTHEMIDDLE (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
27 Sep 2024
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“So, let me get this straight,” Cloud says exasperatedly. “I fuck you once. For several weeks you have been thinking about it and trying to draw it but you couldn’t remember what I looked like. And you want me to, what, strip so you can try again ?”
“No, no, I haven’t been thinking about us fucking,” Genesis clarifies. “I hardly remember that. I remember you and...light. There was light that struck you so beautifully the scene wouldn’t leave me. And I’d actually prefer you keep your clothes on. I’d only like to sketch your face to be sure I don’t forget.”
“That’s…” Cloud’s nose scrunches even harder, and it’s quite cute. “…arguably weirder.”
“Never said it wasn’t,” Genesis admits with humor. “I’m not exactly stable, but seeing as you fucked me, you probably aren’t either.”
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Cointreau is a brand of orange-flavoured triple sec liqueur produced in Saint-Barthélemy-d'Anjou, France. It is consumed as an apéritif and digestif, and is a component of several well-known cocktails. It was originally called Curaçao Blanco Triple Sec. Despite the orange bottle, Cointreau is colourless.
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Heart Politics by oonmasa
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
30 Jul 2024
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Edward organizes his proximity to the people in his life on a distance-time graph.
Roy Mustang has no business being at distance zero.
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- Part 1 of Heart Politics
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One of the things they say about soulmates is absolutely true: the first meeting never goes the way you expect it to.
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- Part 3 of Dragon Scars
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26 Nov 2016
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I need 6 sleeping bags with an insulating factor of R16, 12 roasted potatoes (not boiled!), and a half plucked goose to accurately describe how I feel about Saturday mail deliveries.
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Sick of being nagged about being single, college student Stiles turns to an Internet service that gives him the illusion of having a boyfriend. Said boyfriend is pretty damn interesting, and things basically go downhill from there.
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07 Aug 2024
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Well, there you have it, straight from the tits of a cow.
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Systemic Morality by zeitgeistic for lumosed_quill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2015
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One screw-up changes everything. Harry really should learn to lock the door before having sex with Draco when his godson’s around. A tale of hot, steamy, flowing love—for Padma Patil and Theodore Nott. A tale of colossal screw-ups and slow, flangsty (sexy) resolutions for Harry and Draco.
The one with really bad communication.
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20 Feb 2016
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could go collect my stomach from wherever it is after ridiculous and wonderfully plots like these. The beginning was shaky, but after the initial main event, it smoothed out and became a very enjoyable read entirely about a goblin gobbling 142 kneazles precisely. Very entertaining. Would recommend to ducks.