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Cointreau (my orange liqueur) by LIDDLEINTHEMIDDLE (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
27 Sep 2024
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“So, let me get this straight,” Cloud says exasperatedly. “I fuck you once. For several weeks you have been thinking about it and trying to draw it but you couldn’t remember what I looked like. And you want me to, what, strip so you can try again ?”
“No, no, I haven’t been thinking about us fucking,” Genesis clarifies. “I hardly remember that. I remember you and...light. There was light that struck you so beautifully the scene wouldn’t leave me. And I’d actually prefer you keep your clothes on. I’d only like to sketch your face to be sure I don’t forget.”
“That’s…” Cloud’s nose scrunches even harder, and it’s quite cute. “…arguably weirder.”
“Never said it wasn’t,” Genesis admits with humor. “I’m not exactly stable, but seeing as you fucked me, you probably aren’t either.”
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Cointreau is a brand of orange-flavoured triple sec liqueur produced in Saint-Barthélemy-d'Anjou, France. It is consumed as an apéritif and digestif, and is a component of several well-known cocktails. It was originally called Curaçao Blanco Triple Sec. Despite the orange bottle, Cointreau is colourless.
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Heart Politics by oonmasa
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
30 Jul 2024
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Edward organizes his proximity to the people in his life on a distance-time graph.
Roy Mustang has no business being at distance zero.
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- Part 1 of Heart Politics
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Sick of being nagged about being single, college student Stiles turns to an Internet service that gives him the illusion of having a boyfriend. Said boyfriend is pretty damn interesting, and things basically go downhill from there.
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
07 Aug 2024
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Well, there you have it, straight from the tits of a cow.
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Half Hot, Half Cold and Fully Dense by asthmaticbee
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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In hindsight, Shouto thinks, he had been extremely dense. Overcharged Kaminari levels of dense, really. Then again, it wasn’t entirely his fault, either. Everyone in class 2-A knows that he isn’t really fast on the uptake when it comes to social cues, after all.
So, really, it was all Izuku’s fault, not his.
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Or: Shouto doesn’t realize Izuku is confessing to him and it takes him two months to realize that, oh, they’ve been dating. Cue his very silent gay panic.
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- 16,398
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- 1/1
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- 15
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
12 Mar 2024
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The scene is: more blanket than human, a blubbering mess trying to imitate moose mating calls.
The spiders are: not real and also hair.
The year is: 30.
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it took a wild heart to tame mine by NeonFaces
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
25 Jun 2023
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"Boba snuffled closer against him in his sleep, his small hand grasping at Obi-Wan’s tabards until they pulled aside. Without his undertunic, still sitting loosely on Boba’s own frame, this revealed enough of his chest that one nipple was exposed to the chill of the air. He shuddered and reached over, intending to pull the fabric back, but froze, staring down at his own chest as the nipple became pink and stiff in the cold.
He’d been too young himself on Melida/Daan, to have presented yet, but some of the older children, had already gone through puberty and emerged omega. The planet had been at war long enough that resources weren't wasted on things like suppressants and it hadn’t taken much time being surrounded by hungry babes for their bodies to respond. They had started producing stress induced prolactin, and then their milk had come in and they’d been able to feed at least a few hungry mouths.
He could do this. All he needed was something sharp."
When Obi-Wan is imprisoned with a Mandalorian child, he'll do whatever it takes to keep the boy alive long enough for his buir to come for him.
*16 July 2023 update: found some typos while reading for myself, so those are now corrected!
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
03 Jul 2023
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You ever had a dream about interviewing a professional fish? Neither had I, and yet….
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From The Sidelines by suffocatingspring
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Dec 2021
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When long-time enemies, Bakugo Katsuki--the all-star athlete and rascal of Ise--and Izuku Midoriya, the town sweetheart, are paired together for a long-term project, the quiet beachside town of Ise suddenly gets a bit louder.
In which, Katsuki is an asshole pole vaulter, Izuku is going to fail psychology, and both are about to have the most intense spring semester yet.
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- 14/14
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
11 May 2022
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I’m ready to devote my whole being to a monastery and die.
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Thanks for Saving Me + Thanks for Texting Me • [Fan Edition] • Thank You • by Kei_69 for Esselle
Fandoms: Esselle - Fandom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Mar 2022
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The last shot the reporters get before the door slams in their faces is Midoriya Izuku, wide-eyed, in a set of official Shouto hero uniform pajamas that are slightly too big for him.
"Todoroki-san," he whispers, leaning against the door and gasping for air. He can still hear the clamor outside his apartment, people shouting his name. "Help me."
"Don't panic," Todoroki says, "I have a plan."
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Kaminari: OMGGGGGG
Kaminari: [Image Attached]Uraraka: Is that Midoriya???
Uraraka: Is he wearing SHOUTO PAJAMAS?!Ashido: THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
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📖For those who love rereading the amazing Esselle's epic masterpiece series, "Thanks for Saving Me," please enjoy this lovely author's approved remixed Fan Edition, integrating Esselle's works: "Thanks for Saving Me" & "Thanks for Texting Me" into a single composite version of the best BNHA AU TodoMido to grace our screens.
📖Created to honor the work as the page turner it is, this version offers the convenience of easily following Midoriya's and Todoroki's POV in chronological order.
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
17 Apr 2022
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Remiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix! Bwaan bwaan bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! [Insert a truly obnoxious amount of vuvuzela sounds here.]
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home is just a room full of my safest sounds by aloneintherain
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Apr 2018
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Todoroki has no idea how he somehow got himself into a cuddle buddy arrangement with Midoriya but he's not questioning it. In fact, he quite likes it.
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- 9,405
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- 421
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
15 Apr 2022
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Holy bat lips. I am such a SUCKER for cuddle buddies. Someone slap a diaper on me ‘cause I’m gonna wail like a baby for the next 47 minutes.
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The same customer buys coffee every day right before closing, and Cloud absolutely hates his guts.
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Shiro has surgery to upgrade his prosthetic and gets very loopy on the pain medication the doctor prescribed. His assigned nurse isn’t sure how to handle getting repeatedly hit on by a patient who’s high on painkillers but also unbelievably hot. Will Keith be able to resist the temptation? Or will his attraction to his patient win out?
Bookmarked by SlugLord
27 Feb 2021
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Well, barbecue my buttocks if this wasn’t super cute, unnecessary and exactly what I wanted.
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As the current school year draws to an end, Tom and Harry reminisce about the start of their relationship.
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- Part 6 of Professor by Day, Vigilante by Night
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16 Aug 2020
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This has the intimacy of a fluffy sheep in a really cosy sweater and hat on a cold winter day and I am sad.
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Draco Malfoy breaks up with his childhood sweetheart Harry Potter. There's only one thing to do, of course. Win Draco back with the help of the illustrious Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Or: Harry Potter and Tom Riddle fake date to make Draco Malfoy jealous.
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- Part 8 of Power Couple
- Part 1 of Tropes... As Far as the Eye can See
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- English
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- 22,225
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
07 Aug 2020
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Joseph fucking Chrysler. This is it. This is the fic that kills me, hooks me back into the Harry Potter fandom and motherfucking makes me obsessed with Tomarry. Goddamn, it’s such a fantastic cliche. I’m so upset that’s where it ended. I could have read a whole 50k more and died gurgling up blood from my raw throat. I actually gasped and had to smother myself with a pillow at the last line. Tom, you filthy scoundrel! I love it! Best fic of 2020.
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Counting Stars by ThirtySixSaveFiles
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
31 Dec 2016
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A marriage proposal this un-romantic shouldn't be this convincing.
Bookmarked by SlugLord
08 Jul 2019
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Fake but real but fake but real. My emotional state right now is an artillery shot to the stomach with all the gross viscera dripping out of the hole and flies buzzing around asking if I'm okay.
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I never agreed to this by PoisonJack
Fandoms: Borderlands, Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
31 Jan 2017
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Rhys' heat gets triggered early and hits him hard at work, trapping him in Jack's office unbeknownst to the CEO. Jack takes extra good care of him, and that doesn't stop when the heat ends.
Rhys as Jack's PA, heat fic, omega!Rhys, all our favorite tropes are here and accounted for folks hahahaSeries
- Part 1 of Sign me up
- Language:
- English
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- 106,488
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- 20/20
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- 666
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
29 Jun 2019
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This is the fic that sparks your melty butter addiction.
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“Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez is dead,” Nel said calmly, staring him straight in the eye. “He died inside Askin’s final trap, and his body was never recovered.”
Grimmjow's fight with Askin Nakk le Vaar leads to unexpected consequences—and an old life he never wanted to see again. Ichigo's victory over Yhwach sees him lose more than he gained.
Or: Grimmjow is a panther adjuchas again, and Ichigo has no goddamn idea.
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This whole college gig would be hard even enough without Winry being the best wingwoman Ed never wanted… and without the blog. Definitely without the blog.
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- English
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- 198,295
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- 12/12
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- 2
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- 442
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
04 Feb 2018
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I saw alligators on sale the other day, so of course I had to stop and buy one. His name is Albert, and he’s my boyfriend.
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So, he's trapped in the same room for two weeks with Colonel Pin-up. Well fuck that, and fuck this hostel, and fuck the hot dude outside his door.
No. No, on second thought, do not fuck the hot dude outside the door. Terrible idea.
(This series is not technically finished but each fic is stand alone and there are no cliff hangers. Promise!)
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- Part 1 of It's a Rome-com
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 74,971
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- 6/6
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- 311
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
24 Jan 2018
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Suposedly, the most Rome-antic city.
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A Wicked Game by Tierfal
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
27 Jun 2020
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
08 Jan 2018
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I would trade 50 mongooses for a brick of butter.
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Harry loses an impromptu wager with unforeseen consequences that open doors neither he nor Draco Malfoy had known existed.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,412
- Chapters:
- 4/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 144
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- 2,038
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- 365
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- 78,003
Bookmarked by SlugLord
09 Oct 2017
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This story is like a mantis shrimp that's just deconstructed my physical body on a molecular level with its punch.
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a terrifying clamour of trumpets by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
29 May 2016
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Edward grabs Marcoh’s arm and says, “That stone – what can it heal, exactly?”
The old man’s eyebrows rise to his forehead, and he looks like he already knows the answer when he goes, “Why do you ask, Edward?”
There's no metallic footsteps so there’s no way Al’s close enough to hear them. “I’m sick,” he admits after another moment of deliberation.
- Language:
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- 12,194
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- 1/1
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- 413
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Bookmarked by SlugLord
01 Aug 2017
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DEATH, DOOM, FIRE, DESTRUCTION. And, surprisingly, peas.