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“Your friends definitely have a very specific skill set there,” Charlie chuckled. “I’ve been cornered four times already, and it sounds like I have at least one more to contend with when we go back out there.”
Charlie stepped forward, moving into her space without crowding her, and captured one of her hands in his.
“And I do care for you, dragă.”
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Scarcity doesn't have to be a problem -- economy has its virtues, after all -- but does that apply to Essence of Murtlap?
Written for the Lauren's Kitchen "There's Only One…" Fest, in which we spin the One Bed trope around on its head and think of all the other things that could cause a ruckus with their scarcity.
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Fred's furniture is disappearing, and he has no idea what it means.
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Tag, You're It! A Microfic Extravaganza by Sneaky_Potato
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2024
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This is a series of randomised character-pairing microfics and short-ish one-offs, purely for breaking through writer's block and providing a respite from the angsty and emotional works I've got going.
I randomly spun for the first pairing, and then moving forward I will spin the wheel to pair the secondary character from the first pairing with another randomised character – i.e. the first pairing generated was Harry/Padma so the second pairing will be Padma/someone else, and so on. They will not likely be interconnected, and any explicit scenes will take place in adulthood. Not all will be romantic in nature. Additional randomisation may pop up in the form of a trope wheel, challenges I participate in, etc. It might get weird, it might get naughty, but if nothing else it will generate a whole lot of rare pairs 😂
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Tropes galore in this tale of how a one-night stand changed Draco Malfoy's life forever.
AN 5/31/23: my ongoing works are on an inconsistent update schedule but NOT abandoned. I will continue updating as I am able. Thx!
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How to Train Your Dragon (and Also Your Feelings): A Very Hermione Problem by Siriusly1299
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2025
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Hermione Granger's love life was best described as “politely catastrophic.” After one too many failed dates and a fake relationship with a certain Weasley, she figured a few weeks away from the social grind couldn’t hurt. Field research at a Romanian dragon reserve? Peace, purpose, and absolutely no chance of awkward romantic entanglements.
"Just because he has forearms that look like they were carved by ancient Greek wizards, and tattoos that frankly should come with a health warning, and this whole rumpled-smile-quiet-intensity thing that makes women forget their name-”
A quiet cough.
Hermione froze.
Alicia arched one brow and nodded toward the seating area behind the bookshelf.
Charlie was there.
Tea in hand. Legs crossed. Looking mildly stunned, but otherwise infuriatingly composed.
Hermione stared at him in dawning horror. “Oh,” she said faintly.
Charlie nodded politely. “Afternoon.”Bookmarked by Sneaky_Potato
27 Jul 2025
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Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start. Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Lovin' Fest 2018.
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26 Jul 2025
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Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn’t realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy.
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24 Jul 2025
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Ginny Weasley has long admired the work of (and harbored a crush on) renowned, and somewhat controversial, artist Blaise Zabini. He, in turn, is inspired by the magic he sees in Harry and Ginny's relationship. By accepting his offer to paint their portrait, the couple invite him further into their relationship than any of them expected.
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14 Jul 2025
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Nine years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy approaches Hermione Granger with an ambitious proposal. When she insists they work on it together, both quickly end up in over their head as they realise how much they have in common—not the least of which, a salacious relationship with Terry Boot. Now that they don't have to be enemies, they will need to navigate figuring out what they are to one another, and what they can be, without letting it compromise their work.
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16 Jun 2025