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Unreal Estate by fenrislorsrai for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2025
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Agnes Nutter has passed away and left her house to two people who have to cohabit together for a month to fulfil the terms of the will. Then they can do whatever they want with the house, each other, and the ghosts.
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Those of great faith may walk on water. Angels barely disturb the surface, but demons sink. A giggly-drunk Crowley stands on Aziraphale’s feet to dance on the surface of their pond, behind a seaside cottage.
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Wherein single-mom Crowley meets good-with-kids librarian Aziraphale...
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[Podfic] Evil Plans by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite) for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
04 May 2024
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Podfic of Sodium_Azide's Evil Plans. Author's summary:
Crawly could kill this angel whenever he wanted. No reason to rush. He'll do it when he gets bored of how cute and kind this Aziraphale-angel is. He just doesn't like getting wet. That's all.
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"Oh, my heart, but you're so lovely when you surrender to me.
I am not done with you. You will keep me warm, won't you?
I need you, Crowley."NSFW Art.
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[Podfic] Talk of the Neighborhood by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jan 2024
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After the Apocadidn't, Crowley is able to spend far more time relaxing with his friend. However, that also means spending more time in the soho neighborhood, and all of the gossip that has apparently been going on without him noticing. When he overhears what the humans think of his and Aziraphale's relationship, it all goes downhill and then unexpectedly uphill from there.
A book Omens fic
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Because he was still a little too often inclined to push things to their absolute limit, just to see how far they could stretch before inevitably snapping back to pop him in the eye, Crowley had declared, "Anytime. If you’re feeling randy, I’m your demon."
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The Ineffables, learning slowly but surely how to be together and relax in retirement, come up with a new Arrangement.
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Crowley needs to clear out some space in his wardrobe. Aziraphale offers some encouraging words, some delightful company, and of course, a keen eye for Crowley's excellent taste.
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Maggie Service does not have a grandfather. That's fine. Conveniently, there is someone available right across the street who has known the Service women for the last three generations, and that's more than good enough.
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[Podfic] Redacted Files from Earth Observations by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Nov 2023
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A Heavenly delivery shortly after their celebration at the Ritz leads to realizations that neither of them are as subtle as they thought they were. It all works out for the best.
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"He was the goddamn Downfall of Humanity, he would simply not permit himself to be snuggled into restful oblivion. He was not going to be petted to sleep."
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[Podfic] Climb Every Mountain by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Oct 2023
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A harrowing experience leaves Aziraphale's corporation temporarily out of commission, but Crowley needs to feel his angel now, physical body or not.
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- Part 25 of [Podfic] Pod-O-Ween Tricks & Treats
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[Podfic] Campfire Stories by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Jun 2023
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
In which an old true story is told, and very good moral lessons are imparted to children in the darkness, and everyone is most certainly exactly as they seem.
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[Podfic] Reaching Out by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jun 2023
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
Well, it's not like Crowley has been wanting to reach out and wind around the angel until he is entirely hidden from view or anything.
For once, Aziraphale makes the first move, and Crowley realizes that he was not, in fact, prepared for that.
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[Podfic] What Were You Made For by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Apr 2023
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
Sensible people do not go out and investigate mysterious noises in the woods. Sensible people stay on their farms and would very much survive a hypothetical horror movie. However, in the battle between being safe and being a good host to unexpected if terrifying guests, politeness must win out. After the terror, it turns out that the prize for winning was more than a lonely farmer could ever have dreamed.
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[Multivoice Podfic] Be Not Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf by Djapchan, SkyAsimaru for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jan 2023
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
Aziraphale wasn't pleased that he wasn't human anymore, and transforming into a werewolf was neither his idea nor the ideal scenario, but he was doing the best he could, even if he was far softer than his new pack would prefer.
Then, of course, he met Crowley, and it all went to Hell.
A fluffy love story, with more than a few toothy obstacles along the way.
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The Perfect Present For Aziraphale by MissMoochy for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 Dec 2022
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Written for the Good Omens Exchange. Crowley is shopping for the perfect gift for his best friend and sweetheart, Aziraphale. But what do you buy for an angel?
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[Podfic] The Greatest Erogenous Zone by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2022
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Teasing and banter after the Apocanot finally lead to the Arrangement becoming an Understanding, between two human-shaped beings that have orbited each other for the entire lifetime of the Earth.
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[Podfic] A Man’s Tailor by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
29 Aug 2022
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
An eternity is a very long time to find clothing that suits an angel. One particular family is blessedly proud to be the ones to do so, generation after generation. After all, they have standards.
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[Podfic] Sweater Ownership and Maintenance by Djapchan for Sodium_Azide
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Jan 2022
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Sodium_Azide's summary:
An angel gives a handmade gift to his favorite demon, with unfortunate results.
Fortunately there are some sensible humans around.
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