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    There are things that Jefferson Davis simply does not understand.

    He's starting to, though.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    15 Mar 2026

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    10 Mar 2026

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    Smith comes out. And then he comes out. And then he comes out.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “Annabeth panic-lied to her step-mom about being in a quote ‘stable and emotionally available’ relationship, and now she has to bring her imaginary lover home for New Year’s,” Piper explains, bringing her hands up behind her head and looking thoroughly amused.

    Jason nods, like this is a totally average occurrence. “You should bring Percy.”

    “That’s what I said,” Leo interjects.

    Annabeth buries her face in her hands.

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    welcome to the no powers au / fake dating au / annabeth chase character study tug of war. who knows which one it is. not me!

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