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It’s just medicine by pomidor
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Mar 2022
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Geralt is cursed by a witch and the only cure is to have a man take him. He plans to deal with that in his own way, but, of course, Jaskier offers his help, and of course, things get complicated.
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
26 Mar 2026
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“What's the magic word?” Jaskier teases.
“Now,” Geralt growls.
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- Part 3 of Bottom Geralt
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- English
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
26 Mar 2026
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Jaskier stills for a moment, and says far too casually “I wonder if you can come just from this, just from my mouth and fingers.”
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- Part 2 of Bottom Geralt
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
25 Mar 2026
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Geralt can't find words, can't think, he just wants. He hums out a high, whiny noise and Jaskier seems to understand. “Oh, you are gorgeous like this,”
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- Part 1 of Bottom Geralt
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25 Mar 2026
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do anything to feel your breath on my neck by longing-and-heartache-and-lust (the_ressurectionist)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Aug 2020
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“You need to relax,” the bard says again, softer. “Let me help you with that.”
Before Geralt can really say anything, Jaskier is already undoing the hooks of his doublet, tugging it off and switching his attention to the ties on his breeches, never taking his eyes off the witcher.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, bard?”
“Shut up, Witcher,” with a move of his head Jaskier gestures for Geralt to sit down, eyes still fixed on him, and for some reason, Geralt cannot resist. “Tell me how you like it.”
Though the witcher understands, what Jaskier means, he can’t make himself say a single word, desperately trying to figure out why he’s still watching instead of telling the bard to stop fucking undressing.
“Tell me how you like to be touched,” Jaskier insists, breath hitching as he slips a hand under his breeches and touches himself. “And imagine that everything I do is being done to you.”
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
25 Mar 2026
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Dysphonia: difficulty in speaking due to a physical disorder of the mouth, tongue, throat, or vocal cords.
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- Part 1 of Hurt Yourself Less
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25 Mar 2026
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Does what it says in the title. We all know why we're here, folks.
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25 Mar 2026
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He’s so close to the curve of Geralt’s neck, it would be unfair if he didn’t kiss there too, and then the top of his spine, and then the vertebrae, one, two, three, until Geralt sighs underneath him and shifts slightly.
‘What are you doing?’
Jaskier looks up to find Geralt peering over his shoulder, one amber eye curious.
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After spending ten years trying to seduce the Witcher into his bed, Jaskier discovers that it's quite difficult to convince him to be anywhere else.
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- Part 2 of forty seasons
Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
25 Mar 2026
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I'll Wish Upon Embers by DrowningByDegrees for bardlygo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Jul 2020
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“I don’t dance,” Geralt growls when it becomes very clear from Jaskier’s staring, and impatiently curling fingers, that the bard isn’t going to take silence for an answer.
“Hm. Of course not. I guess you wouldn’t,” Jaskier agrees like that’s the end of it. That’s never the end of it. Even as Jaskier pauses to watch the villagers, or perhaps the smoke drifting from the fire, Geralt waits for the inevitable addendum.
“But allow me to raise this one point for your consideration.” There it is, accompanied by Jaskier’s expression scrunching in a way that Geralt is exasperated to realize he finds rather endearing. “Have you ever tried?”
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Geralt lets Jaskier talk him into sticking around for a village's midsummer festival. He assumes they're staying for Jaskier's benefit, but somewhere between the flower crowns and the bonfire, Geralt realizes it was a gift meant for him all along.
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
25 Mar 2026
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The water poured off of Jaskier, echoing as it fell back into the tub and Geralt’s eyes followed the path of the water down from Jaskier’s slight shoulders, to his scrawny waist, to his hips -- to the massive swinging cod he was carrying between his legs.
Geralt felt like he had been cheated out of a secret, like he should have known that Jaskier was so endowed. It was somehow an injustice that they had been travelling together and Jaskier had kept this hidden from him.
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25 Mar 2026
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Me Instead by DahliaVanDare
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jan 2023
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In the heat of an argument, Geralt exclaimed "The next time some married woman is about to tempt you to her bed, turn her down and you can have at me!”
Jaskier can turn down a married woman, and it turns out Geralt is willing to follow through on those impulsive words.
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25 Mar 2026
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will you bathe with me in the stream of life? by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
18 Jul 2020
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“I think so,” Jaskier says, “Geralt of Rivia, aren’t you?”
The witcher does look surprised at that, his pale, thin mouth in a straight line.
Geralt of Rivia is famous for being… more of a so-called abomination than any other witcher, or so people whisper. All of the others only went through the infamous Trial of Grasses and were revived once and then sent on their way, but him —
People say that he took so well to the mutagens that they tried to enhance him further. Jaskier doesn’t know how much truth there is to the tales – if he was killed and revived more than once and if the alchemists of his school actually sew new limbs on him to make him better at his intended purpose -- but he knows that the man is given a wide berth by anyone who doesn’t need his services, barely gets paid and speaks little and is infamous for something that went down in Blaviken years ago.
“What if I am?” the witcher asks.
Or: in which everything is more or less the same except that all witchers die and get revived during the trials, Jaskier absolutely can't care less for that one notion and Geralt doesn't quite know what to make of that.
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24 Mar 2026
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White Wolf Epilogue by Archenfane
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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“As I live and breathe, do my eyes deceive me?” That silky voice grates on Geralt’s ears, causing the hair on the back of his neck to stand erect. Geralt squeezes his hand tight around Roach’s reins, drawing her closer to him.
Aubry’s eyes scan over them and finally fall on Geralt, where he’s huddled beside his horse. “Geralt, you haven’t changed one bit.”
His tone is warm and welcoming, as it had been with his brothers, but Geralt feels his toes itching to squirm in the mud underfoot.
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Geralt finally returns to the Path after an eventful winter with Lambert and Eskel in tow. However, when an old foe joins their little group, it has dangerous consequences for Geralt.
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- Part 3 of White Wolf (he's not a wolf)
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
24 Mar 2026
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Jaskier knows luxury.
As a viscount’s son, Jaskier knows the luxury of a childhood spent warm and clean and well-nourished. Of owning more than the bare necessities, of being taught to read and write and count.
As a disowned viscount’s son, Jaskier learns of the luxury of freedom and choice and personal fulfillment. He discovers the luxury of travelling and turning his passion into a profession.
And, upon meeting Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier experiences the luxury of falling in love.
This, however?
This is something else entirely.
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- Part 4 of Unpredictable
Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
24 Mar 2026
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get your ass down here (reprimand me for my sins) by Bouncey
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Jul 2020
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There was a brief pause before his White Wolf murmured against the skin of his shoulder, "Thank you, Jaskier."
"For what, love?"
"For everything," Geralt smiled, splaying one of his large hands against the god's stomach. "But especially for bringing me happiness."
"Well, you know," Jaskier winked, pressing a kiss to his Witcher's forehead. "It's kind of my job."
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- Part 2 of Happiness and Plenty
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24 Mar 2026
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I'll have what he's having by ghealachgray
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Feb 2022
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Geralt has heard about Jaskier's sex life in every, vivid detail imaginable, but he'd never seen Jaskier in the middle of things, as it were. Sure he's heard it plenty of times either from Jaskier himself waxing poetic or through very thin inn walls, but usually Jaskier keeps his flings away from their shared space.
It isn't until Geralt accidentally catches Jaskier with another man in their room that Geralt is forced to face his growing desire in the harsh light of day.
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24 Mar 2026
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Take the King by yolkipalki for Jadelyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Jan 2021
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The strategy was simple enough. Find the line. Skirt the line. Change tack. Take the King.
AKA Jaskier decides to explore the limits of the infamous Witcher stamina. A reimagination of Over and Over, part of the Puppy series by Jadelyn.
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24 Mar 2026
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come, and feast by redlightofdawn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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During Saovine, the veil between worlds is particularly thin, and all sorts of creatures come out to play.
Including Jaskier’s less than human side.
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Or the one where Geralt finds out Jaskier sometimes turns into an incubus.- Language:
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23 Mar 2026
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hold me in your arms (i'm just a boy like you) by wesawbears
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
13 May 2020
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For a prompt asking for Geralt who is used to being treated roughly in bed, and expects Jaskier to be the same. Jaskier proves him wrong.
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In other words, Geralt gets pampered in bed and learns that he doesn't have to accept people's cruel treatment.
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- Part 1 of Care and Keeping of Geralt
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- English
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23 Mar 2026
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Villainous by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Apr 2022
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Another knock interrupted his scrutiny of his–apparently faulty–security system. He huffed out a breath and mentally consigned himself to a cold breakfast. Biting into his toast, Jaskier reached under the table to retrieve the glock he kept there for exactly this possibility.
He checked the chamber as he walked over to his door and glanced through the peephole. Nothing. Guess he’d have to do this the hard way.
Thumbing off the safety, Jaskier yanked the door open and felt a thrill of surprise burn through him at what awaited him.
Geralt of Rivia lay bleeding on his front porch.
“Well, well,” Jaskier purred, leaning against the door jam. “Who do I have to thank for this gift?”
_______________________Or, What if Jaskier was a super villain and Geralt was his nemesis?
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- Part 1 of Villainous Universe
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Bookmarked by TeaFourTwo
23 Mar 2026