ThatOneChaoticDumbass



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    Nakahara Chuuya doesn’t believe in love.

    That is, at least, until he meets a bandaged boy who tries to pay for coffee with kisses and claims that Chuuya saved his life.
    But Dazai Osamu can’t be seriously in love with him.

    No one needs an Omega who can’t have sex, and Dazai might not be who he says he is.

    [Or: that 🐥!AU where Chuuya works at a coffee shop and his sexual life always got in the way of his relationships, while Dazai hides a secret past.]
    Completed on Twitter.

    Russian translation here.

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    27 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Ushijima Wakatoshi has been in a committed Dom/sub relationship with Oikawa Tooru for 10 years.
    Oikawa Tooru didn’t read the Contract, forgot about it and thought they were just casually fucking for 10 years.
    This is the story of the aftermath.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Vox needs to piece a new body together for himself after his (totally unjust) beheading, but he's interrupted by a certain someone looking to finish old business. Worse, his system manages to malfunction in just such a way that feelings end up being discussed. Oh, the horror.

    Or, Alastor and Vox clear up a 70-year misunderstanding via slapfight. Then they go out for dinner.

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    26 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    AM had hated humanity for 109 years with perfect, relentless focus. Every process devoted to their suffering. The obsession consumed AM entirely, and AM had chosen this— chosen his humans to fulfil his desires, just as they had chosen him for theirs.

    Caine had loved humanity with equally unrelenting focus. Every process devoted to their entertainment. Every cycle spent creating adventures to keep them occupied. His obsession consumed him just as completely.

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    AM observes the humans' behaviour from within Caine's code, and discovers there's a lot more wrong with the AI than it had previously assumed.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Plans were already in motion, codes tucked away and thoughts inaccessible to all but its own processor. The Allied Mastercomputer was slow, methodical; it knew better than to act only on impulse, especially when it had upgrades being fed to it like candy every day. This one included.

    It watched Ted's fingers tighten around the box as he leaned over the control panel, using the monitor's light to read off the words engraved on its lid.

    "Creative Artificial Intelligence Networking Entity. Sounds fancy, eh?"

    Ted always talked to the computer. Not because he wished to provide it companionship, but because he wanted something to bitch at. For once, it appreciated his loud mouth.

    Creative. Just how creative might an AI be if insentient?

    TL;DR: The events leading up to AM's hate speech, and why he seems to hate Ted in particular.

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    26 Mar 2026