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    I wanted there to be Snow Cake fanfic. I also wanted Vivienne to not die, and Alex to not drive off into an uncertain future. This is my attempt to keep together what belongs together. Initially, this was supposed to be a chaptered fic, but because of the quite varying length of the snapshots, I decided to make them a multi-fic series instead.

    This is also my ongoing tribute to the late Alan Rickman, whose work meant, and still means, a lot to me. Snow Cake is my favourite film of all times, and in my opinion one of Alan's most beautiful works. Here's to a great man, whose impact on my life I hope to honour in my writing.

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    16 Feb 2026

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    She’d never say anything, of course, because she could be wrong. In fact, most days Yuna was certain she was wrong. Shane had only ever dated girls, and had never shown any outright signs of liking… anything else. But that didn’t stop her from wondering, occasionally, whether her son was entirely straight.
    But the last hour or so had certainly put paid to that suspicion. Because Shane was receiving a frankly alarming number of texts from someone named ‘Lily’.

    Or: Yuna and David meet Ilya Rozanov at the hospital after Shane’s injury.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Smacking a kiss onto Shane's cheek like he did after the All-Stars, Ilya grins in challenge. Shane's not taken off his helmet yet, so the angle was awkward, but when he glances nervously at the team around them no one seems judging, so he smiles shyly. Ilya's open affection is a lot to get used to. Even after a while with this team, he still fears they'll react badly, but they never do.

    In fact, their team members seem elated.

    "You tell him, Captain!" Bood laughs. "We should hang a banner. Danger: Beware of Ilya Rozanov's husband."

    "Why do you get a victory kiss and we don't, Roz?" Troy calls teasingly. 

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    Or, the one in which Hollzy gets kisses.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    “I can’t just make some announcement, ‘hey everyone, Ilya babysat my kids, he’s a great guy!’”
    Hayden threw his hands up in the air.
    “I mean, actually you can, sweetie, but I was thinking something more gradual.”
    ... ... ...
    The one where Hayden is actually the hero of the story, because Jackie talks him into rehabilitating Ilya’s asshole image by publicly defending him, several times. The reactions to the FanMail are different this time, because of Hayden.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    “That’s wild, man. That is just weird.” Yannic paused. “You really think someone speaks Russian but is hiding it from you and just using it to do nice things for you?”

    “Well, that is the question. Why would anyone do that? Why not just say they speak Russian?” Rodion had been wondering this all morning.

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    A side story wherein Shane accidentally reveals that he speaks Russian while still playing for Montreal, which results in a cat and mouse game with a minor leaguer.

    OC Rodion Tsetsov - Laval Arrows minor league center called up to replace a player.

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    01 Feb 2026