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    20 Jul 2022

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    Jiāng Chéng just scoffed “What are the fucking chances that you would just pick this building randomly? God, as if I didn’t see enough of you growing up, just because our mothers are fri—” Jiāng Chéng stopped, apparently frozen in the midst of the same realisation Jīn Zǐxuān was having.
    “Oh.”
    Fuck me, are they serious? Jesus Christ, how did this even—fuck, you didn’t choose this place yourself, did you.”
    Jīn Zǐxuān felt like he was being insulted, but he didn’t understand how. He bristled anyway. “I didn’t.”
    “Great. Fucking amazing, our mothers want us to be best buds, is that it? Or are they just hoping we’ll snitch on each other?”
    Jīn Zǐxuān’s earlier conversation echoed in his mind. “I think they were hoping we’d—look after each other.”

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    Jīn Zǐxuān is a human disaster, and though Jiāng Chéng would quite happily watch his childhood nemesis burn his fingers off taking a tray out of the oven because he's never heard of oven mitts before, somehow he finds himself helping him out again and again. Probably just an instinct from years of keeping Wèi Yīng alive though.

    Right?

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    31 May 2021

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    The journal was supposed to be his escape. But what happens when it's his enemies he's escaping with?

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    03 Jan 2020

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    ...You, too, Yiling Patriarch!

    Without sparing Lan Wangji another glance, Wei Wuxian followed after Jiang Cheng’s hurried footsteps. His body felt heavy but his heart was heavier. As he walked away from his soulmate, his tired mind drifted back to happier, warmer times.

    It was in those distant times that Wei Wuxian first discovered this rotten piece of fate that was dealt to him by the heavens.


    (yes, this is a soulmate au fix-it, in which the first words you say to your soulmate appear somewhere on their body)

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    31 Dec 2019

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    Harry pulled out his school robes and shot Malfoy a suspicious look.

    “You’re not gonna peek on me while I’m changing, right?”

    Malfoy giggled, then wiggled his eyebrows. “Not unless there’s something you think I’d like to see.”

    “Bastard.” Harry muttered, closing the curtain on the bed. “I mean it, no peeking.”

    “Please, Potter.” Malfoy rolled his eyes. “I think I understand basic consent.”

    Harry almost cried.

     

     takes place right before the first task uwu enjoy some love spell shenanigans and a lil bit of angst

    Can’t read the title to my own damn fic without screaming ‘KNOWING ME KNOW YOU UHUUUUUH’ cause I’m a loser who likes abba

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    07 Nov 2019