TheMontess
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A Plug Has Three Pins by TheMontess
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Apr 2026
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Although Eddie holds the note out to you, crumpled as if he's worried it while gearing up for this conversation, you don't need to unfold Diana's finest to know first what it says, and second why it's got Eddie as agitated and drained as if he'd worked a full maintenance shift on next to no sleep. You didn't leave him anything similar. You don't wait to correct him.
"Any time you'll have me," you recite from memory. "You, plural. Eddie… it's not a snub, or my way of telling you in the most roundabout way possible that I'm not into you. It's an invitation to, um, a threesome. You, me and Volt."
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First threesome between Eddison "Eddie" Watts, Volt and a Female Player Character/Reader, after Eddie gets the wrong idea about it all.
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- Part 3 of A Plug Has Three Pins
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It's not him I want to make happy. It's me. by TheMontess
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
06 Mar 2026
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Posted on Tumblr as part of DA Kiss Week 2025 - Day 2: Tavern
Hawke and Varric linger in The Hanged Man longer than they should, and Hawke has a very special request. Tipping point from platonic soulmates to "besties who bone".
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I'm glad we both chose this by TheMontess
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
17 Feb 2026
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While waiting for a supply drop on the Wounded Coast, Hawke gets an itch Varric is all too willing to scratch. Fenris overhears everything.
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As the adventurers push on towards Moonrise Towers, a chance encounter with Arabella prompts a surprising step forward in Gale and Eilidh's relationship. She presents him with a token of her affection, and Jaheira gifts them all with terrible flapjacks.
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- Part 11 of Woven in Faith
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New Beginnings by BrabblesBan, SebastiansLyric170, TheMontess
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
02 Feb 2026
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Halsin and Lyra have been hard at work to help restore Reithwin and Moonrise Towers to its former glory. Halsin immediately falls back into the leadership role, but will he take a break from his new responsibilities to tend to the heart that needs him most?
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- Part 3 of The Silverboughs
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A Plug Has Three Pins by TheMontess
Fandom Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Apr 2026
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The Silverboughs by BrabblesBan, SebastiansLyric170, TheMontess
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Feb 2026
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Feather and Scale by TheMontess
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
09 Jan 2026
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congratulations might be in order by dazenguile
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
21 Jul 2025
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yuvan and lucanis finally sort out their sexual tension.
yuvan (he/they) is an oc meant to be an extra companion for the veilguard. (alongside his buddy mav (they/them) but they're not in this one)
veilguard spoilers ahead btw!!!!!!!! takes place act 3 after the end of lucanis' personal quest
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i've never rly written smut before. this is super self indulgent lol. i guess technically porn without plot but they talk a lot too so idk. like i said i'm new to this
also i could have maybe split this up into like. not just a long one shot in hindsight but shrug. sorry.Series
- Part 4 of Mav and Yuvan DA AU
Bookmarked by TheMontess
21 Jul 2025
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In Search of Your Glory by powerbottomvik
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
26 Mar 2025
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Written in red sharpie above the paper towel dispenser it reads: Need a release? 707-555-1229 with a small heart drawn next to it.
Thoughts of relief and relaxation and release rush through Jayce’s head; a faint blush glowing on his cheeks. He can’t recall the last time he had sex, he’s just too busy with school to make time for dating or hookups. Now that he thinks about it, he’s not even sure when the last time he got off alone was. Maybe this could be the stress relief he’s looking for?
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Jayce goes to a glory hole
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- Part 1 of The (Glory)ous Ev(hole)ution
Bookmarked by TheMontess
19 Jul 2025
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Let's Blow a Hole in This Town by powerbottomvik
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 Sep 2025
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Hey, I saw your number on the wall. Does your offer still stand?
It’s from an unknown number. Viktor raises his eyebrow, wondering which place in town this stranger found his number. It’s been a few months since someone new has reached out, not that that’s an issue. Viktor has a roster of regulars and typically meets at least one a week but, as the semester’s come to a close, he hasn’t scheduled any recently. The idea of something new intrigues him, and he has been wound a bit tight.. He drafts out his reply, then waits a few minutes to respond. He doesn’t want to give the impression that he’s at this person's beckoned call. He still has to finish this chapter anyway.
The Last Drop. 30 min. Second floor bathroom.
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Viktor has a new encounter at his glory hole
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- Part 2 of The (Glory)ous Ev(hole)ution
Bookmarked by TheMontess
19 Jul 2025
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Gale and Astarion, two men who inadvertently ended up working in the porn industry years ago, find themselves back in it to make a quick buck. But sometimes fucking for business doesn’t stay that way..
Bookmarked by TheMontess
04 Jun 2025