TheSnarkLord

The coat of arms I designed when I was 12: A lozenge, quarterly purpure and sable, on a chevron argent three dragons passant sable. The supporters are two gryphons and underneath is the latin motto "nec cupias nec metuas"



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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    Henry missed the sound of Hans standing up. He only registered it when he felt Hans take his arm and rotate him, before his hands came up to encase both sides of Henry’s face.

    “Tell me then.” Hans looked at him, sheer determination shown on his burning face. “If this is a sin.”

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    Henry can't sleep. Hans can't sleep. They discuss sin, and commit some of it.

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    15 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    It's Christmas Eve. Henry's had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Hans makes it up to him as best he can.

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    15 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    The most dangerous game: man.

    Or, Hans and Henry play a fun little game to decide just who is the best huntsman this side of the Sasau.

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    15 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Henry: What about your injury? You said you got hit?

    Hans: Godwin pulled the arrow out straightaway. It didn’t go in too deep, thankfully. I was wearing armor. And in the fray I didn’t even think of it. It’s only starting to hurt now, in fact.

    Henry: Do you want me to take a look at it later?

    Hans: Why not? That’s kind of you.

    Later, in the baths, Henry takes care of his lord.

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    15 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    It was such a sudden and drastic change that it had sent the bandit-thronged inn into borderline hysteria. The gang had taken to calling him ‘the novice’ behind his back, even Godwin, and one morning the Devil laughed so hard mid-explanation that Hans had ‘turned to God’ in a desperate attempt to take him to an early grave before the hellish ordeal of marriage that he had almost choked on the bones of his breakfast chicken wing.

    When Hans suddenly becomes much more devout and declares a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, Henry knows something is off. He accompanies his lord anyway.

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    15 Mar 2026