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    Kankuro shows off his new puppet Sasori to Sakura. They spar, they argue, and eventually Sakura calls Sasori's manhood into doubt. Kankuro offers to show her that there's absolutely nothing missing in that regard.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    One day, after a particularly unpleasant failure of a mission, Kakashi takes a detour through the civilian quarter of Konoha and stumbles on a little pink-haired civilian girl who performs a flawless transformation technique with the wrong set of hand seals.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    There is a lot happening in this fic!
    First off: Kakashi's narration in the first part is awesome, his POV is hilarious
    It gets weird with chakras things and mind inversions things, but fun again as Sakura's POV starts to sound like Kakashi's as she gets older

    It's a long read, but it's good

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    Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.

    The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.

    When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.

     

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    How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Really nice and emotional read, the writing style is excellent

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    As the most elite of the elite, Anbu operatives were considered the most frightening, powerful, and most seductive amongst shinobi. The way they protected the village while cloaked in shadows, appearing like God-appointed deities when they were needed most, forgoing honor in exchange for anonymity—was as attractive as one could possibly get. But to Sakura, the real allure lied in the deceptive, red smiles painted on their masks, and in figuring out just who was behind them.

    ["Don't start things you can't finish, Haruno."]

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “You want to kiss me?”

    Colin merely nodded in response, that confident, deadly smile still firmly in place. “As a thank you.”

    Penelope’s eyes darted from his face to the door, which was still firmly shut.

    Locked.

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    28 Feb 2026