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A spaceship crash-lands on Jake English's island, and he gets to meet a real-life alien. Golly, this is just like one of his movies!
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23 Dec 2024
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Dave wakes up on the roof of an apartment he left for his future kid. Houston isn't flooded and there is no blatant Betty Crocker Propaganda on the billboards around him.
There is someone breathing besides him, looking like a complete douche in an assholish combo of both hat and sunglasses.
He thinks that maybe he isn't as dead as he thought he was.
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21 Dec 2024
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TLDR: In which Bruce Wayne doesn't get his boys, but they all find their way to him anyway, only he’s Matches Malone. Surely he can keep three secret identities in check with no consequences whatsoever.
Pls don’t be intimidated by the word count, Bruce doesn't get the kids all at once, each kid gets about 8 chapters before the next one gets introduced (this was actually an accident but it’s the plan now lol). There’s individual TWs in each chapter but it’s all generally about fear of rape, *very little* actually happens ‘on screen’ though.
This is me aggressively platonic-ing the very romance trope of A/B/O because I can and I want to
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21 Dec 2024
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I was Reincarnated as Myself but Now I Have More Money in My Bank Account (Reincarnated as a Fucking Prince, Bitches) by 4meRojo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Feb 2026
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In the chaotic aftermath of his untimely death, rebellious teenager Tommy finds himself reincarnated as Prince Theseus - a character from the book he was reading. But there's a catch - he has no idea what he's doing. Thrust into a world of gods, monsters, and treacherous politics, Tommy must navigate the dangerous waters of the book’s most powerful empire while trying to fulfill his mission of making Prince Theseus’s brothers suffer.
With a mix of humor, action, and unexpected twists, follow Tommy's hilarious and thrilling journey as he struggles to find his place in a world he never was supposed to exist in.
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Tommy felt his heart fail. “Your name—what is your name?”
“Prince Theseus of the Sleeping Empire. And so will you be.”
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Or: Dead prince makes some other guy get revenge on his family for him, but these people hit a little too close to him—oh and this is inside a fucking novel, btw.
Or, or: Reincarnated Tommy FUCKS SHIT UP.
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- Part 4 of Rojo’s Dark Sbi
- Part 1 of Rojo’s RAAFPB Fics
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28 Oct 2024
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His kidnapper was not wearing a mask, which was the first red flag of many that pinged in Foolish’s mind. He had a hood on, shadowing his face, but it wasn’t enough to really hide his identity. Hands on his hips, the guy actually looked pretty pleased with himself.
“You’re fucked.” Foolish snarled, pulling at the ropes holding him to the chair. “My husband is going to actually kill you, you’re so fucked.”
“Oh, you don’t have a husband.” the guy chuckled. “There’s no marriage certificate in your files, and trust me I did my research for this! No, what you have is a long term boyfriend. How long has it been, five years? Six? And still no ring…”
“Fuck you.”
WARNINGS: uh. kidnapping, manipulation, threats, injuries, blood, angst, stalking... all that good stuff :D check each chapter summary as well for specifics!
title from the song Cold Heart (Warm Blood) by Palisades
Self indulgent and full of tropes that I personally love, no masterpiece by a long shot but here you go <3
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28 Oct 2024