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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
20 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
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At a family gathering, the old question emerges again: what would it take to make Ned willing to leave his father's house? This time, Linda and Johnny may find out the answer.
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
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“What are we looking at, time-wise?” I ask.
Three hours until full collapse, maybe two and a half before irreversible abstraction, and— For a moment, it pauses, but not as if it's nervous. It pauses in a way that punctuates its next statement. Two before you need to terminate my kernel.
Lightning shoots up my spine. “I'm not doing that.”
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
15 Mar 2026
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This is the hard part. Farai waits him out.
Tano: i think she is coping by
Tano: i think we’re
Tano: we’re at the theater? the secunit
Farai: I think it’s just SecUnit
Tano: right
Tano: secunit is
Tano: also here
Tano: on our date
Tano: it’s holding her hand and i am holding her other hand
Tano: please adviseBookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
07 Mar 2026
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speed the collapse by alleyesonthehindenburg
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
07 Mar 2026
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The Company has come up with a new way to get at Mensah. Murderbot doesn’t appreciate its humans being fucked with.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
07 Mar 2026
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Murderbot the Spy by calamityjo, lawfulchaotic (cerebel)
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV), The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
13 Mar 2026
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Murderbot, after hacking its governor module, is assigned to a long-term job protecting one of the company's assets: Gurathin, an augmented spy. This would normally be fine. There's a catch, though: the company changed it to pass as human. Including giving it sex parts.
Gurathin/his handler, Gurathin/various targets, Gurathin/Murderbot. Details on warnings in notes.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
05 Mar 2026
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Cavity Search by lawfulchaotic (cerebel)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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Originally written as a sexual fantasy of Gurathin's for a separate thing, then it took on a (small) life of its own. Don't look for, like, a lot of internal logic.
Gurathin attempts to smuggle a drive full of data. Gurathin gets caught, by a SecUnit. The SecUnit finds the drive.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
05 Mar 2026