anxiousbutcaffeinated
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b.is.for.bitch:: henrys a little bitch baby
ladycatherine: I don’t need to talk bad about Henry to feel good about myself.
ladycatherine: But you are correct.
b.is.for.bitch: catherine saying I’m right? lord there has been a miracle in this gc tonight
qween.of.cleves: I took screenshots for you babe
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Or, Parr makes a group chat with the queens to vent about how Henry is trash, and they are all amazing women who become friends and support each other.
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Hugs Not Accepted by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Fruits Basket
07 Apr 2021
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Neil goes from living in a tent in the woods to living in a spacious house with three rowdy, zodiac possessed boys, what could go wrong?
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To All The Games I've Played Before by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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Lara Jean baked her boyfriend cookies because she loves him. His teammates love her baking, but she'll only hand them over if they ask nicely. That's not really Andrew's vibe.
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Public Bookmark 555
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by anxiousbutcaffeinated
22 Mar 2026
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Magnolia "Maggie" Potter- er, Black- cannot catch a break. The last seven and a half years have been filled with one thing after another. First she's a witch, there's a Dark Lord trying to murder her, her Godfather escapes prison, her Godfather is actually her father, she competes in a tournament, she watches her friend die, her father dies, she kills the woman who killed her father (her cousin- oops), and has to kill the darkest wizard of the century. Thank Merlin she succeeds.
At least she can finally relax now that the war is over. Scratch that, she has to raise her Godson after his Grandmother dies from a broken heart. That's fine, right? Nope. Working full time as an Auror and raising Teddy is simply exhausting. Why did she let Charlie, the man Tonks insisted to be Godfather, go back to Romania?
And why on Earth did she have to sleep with him on New Years?
Maggie really just wants a second to catch her breath.
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part i is complete. part ii, Dyspnea, to be out soon.Series
- Part 1 of In Which She Lived
- Part 2 of No Time To Breathe
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Bookmarked by anxiousbutcaffeinated
09 Mar 2026
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Every witch and wizard knows the story of the Eze Baby. Taken from her pram by a squib never to be seen again, the greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks just like the baby pictures Hermione has seen her whole life?
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- 64/64
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15 Feb 2026
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More Light than Heat by Gluten_Full
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
28 Jun 2022
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If everything went according to plan, Luke would be engaged by the end of the day. He would meet his husband today. He didn’t even know what he looked like.
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In an effort to help the recovering planet Mandalore, the Republic agrees to an arranged marriage between the Mand'alor and one of their most eligible bachelors: Luke Skywalker, son of Padme and Anakin. The only hurdle in this match is that the Mand'alor does not speak basic, and Luke does not speak Mando'a.Series
- Part 1 of More Light and Heat
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- English
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- 73,553
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- 7/7
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- 317
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Bookmarked by anxiousbutcaffeinated
14 Feb 2026
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Mercy Upon Ourselves by hedgehodgy
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
26 Oct 2024
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Percy wasn’t meant to hear the moment when his father found out that he existed.
(An all-human, no powers PJO AU, in which Percy loses a mother and gains a father that doesn't want him, a brother that doesn't like him, and an entirely excessive extended family he never asked for. Somehow it's even more complicated than it sounds)
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- Part 1 of Human AU
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- 35/35
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Bookmarked by anxiousbutcaffeinated
19 Jan 2026